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Clips from Lucifer - Somebody's Been Reading Dante's Inferno (S04E04)

"I say put up your sign..."
Lucifer
""Open for business."
Lucifer
"Humanity, come on in.""
Lucifer
"And what does that have to do with the Detective?"
Lucifer
"It means ask her out."
Lucifer
"On a date."
Lucifer
"Mm! That a new fragrance you're wearing? It's lovely."
Lucifer
"It's mosquito repellent."
Lucifer
"Oh. Right, yes, of course."
Lucifer
"Yes, pesky little buggers, mosquitoes."
Lucifer
"They do, however, like to eat."
Lucifer
"As do I. Not blood, of course, but food."
Lucifer
"- And I know you like to eat food too, so... - Oh, my gosh, you guys."
Lucifer
"Can you believe that we are on the actual set of The Cabin?"
Lucifer
"Well, I'm not really a reality show kind of person, Miss Lopez."
Lucifer
"I like to enjoy real-life situations."
Lucifer
"You know, go out with other people, for example."
Lucifer
"Oh, yeah, I'm usually not into reality shows either."
Lucifer
"I prefer more, you know, scripted-content, documentaries, but..."
Lucifer
"I've got a little extra time these days, so..."
Lucifer
"sort of kind of watched, uh, 27 seasons in two weeks."
Lucifer
"Fascinating."
Lucifer
"- Ella, was she a contestant? - Yeah."
Lucifer
"Melinda Hagey."
Lucifer
"She was the sweetest kindergarten teacher ever, you guys,"
Lucifer
"and a total fan favorite."
Lucifer
"Pretty sure she would have won if she hadn't, you know..."
Lucifer
"Died, croaked, bought a pine condo."
Lucifer
"Could you just hurry up and give us the deets, please?"
Lucifer
"Yeah, sure."
Lucifer
"So, even though Melinda's body was found in the lagoon"
Lucifer
"and COD was obviously drowning,"
Lucifer
"this right here, definitely a murder."
Lucifer
"I mean, first of all, we've got signs of struggle here on the beach,"
Lucifer
"and secondly a big old, hulking contusion on the back of her head."
Lucifer
"Hmm. Do we know if any of the cameras caught the murder?"
Lucifer
"[man] Unfortunately, no."
Lucifer
"Maury Novak. I'm the executive producer."
Lucifer
"Anyway, yeah, none of the cameras were rolling"
Lucifer
"'cause it was the middle of the night."
Lucifer
"Don't worry, we won't make that mistake again."
Lucifer
"[Chloe] Unfortunately, this is an active crime scene,"
Lucifer
"so until we process it, your show's on hold."
Lucifer
"Yes. And I will also need to watch all of your unaired footage."
Lucifer
"That's hundreds of hours."
Lucifer
"Oh, my God, awesome!"
Lucifer
"I mean... you gotta do what you gotta do."
Lucifer
"Uh, lead the way, please."
Lucifer
"Right, I'm glad that's over with. Where were we?"
Lucifer
"- Oh, yes. Mosquitoes, food... - Do you have plans tonight?"
Lucifer
"You took the words right out of my mouth."
Lucifer
"Detective..."
Lucifer
"would you like to go out with me this evening?"
Lucifer
"Yes."
Lucifer
"No."
Lucifer
"I can't."
Lucifer
"You cannot ask me to do that."
Lucifer
"Listen to me, Chloe."
Lucifer
"Every day he remains on Earth,"
Lucifer
"people are in danger."
Lucifer
"The Devil must go back to Hell."
Lucifer
"And the only person who can send him there"
Lucifer
"is you."
Lucifer
"[theme music playing]"
Lucifer
"Dan, what are you doing?"
Lucifer
"Switching desks with McMillan."
Lucifer
"What? McMillan's under the stairs."
Lucifer
"Yep. It's cozy."
Lucifer
"And as far away from Lucifer as possible."
Lucifer
"What happened? Did he steal your pudding again?"
Lucifer
"No."
Lucifer
"People don't get shot over stolen pudding, Chloe."
Lucifer
"Dan..."
Lucifer
"what happened with Charlotte, it wasn't Lucifer's fault."
Lucifer
"Do you know what..."
Lucifer
"Here's the deal, Chloe."
Lucifer
"It was funny..."
Lucifer
"at first."
Lucifer
"And I was charmed..."
Lucifer
"just like everyone else around here."
Lucifer
"But after everything that he kept from us about Pierce..."
Lucifer
"don't you even wonder what other secrets the guy's got?"
Lucifer
"[thunderclap]"
Lucifer
"[Kinley] Once we uncovered Lucifer's identity,"
Lucifer
"we were able to..."
Lucifer
"uncover evidence of his previous visits with humanity."
Lucifer
"[sighs]"
Lucifer
"You're..."
Lucifer
"You're saying he caused the Chicago Fire and..."
Lucifer
"Nazi Germany?"
Lucifer
"I'm saying, that whenever he visits, death and destruction follow."
Lucifer
"Okay, well, speaking as a detective, this is circumstantial evidence at best."
Lucifer
"Perhaps."
Lucifer
"But when the circumstances pile up this high..."
Lucifer
"aren't you forced to draw conclusions?"
Lucifer
"No."
Lucifer
"No, I'm not. This isn't the man I know."
Lucifer
"[thunder rumbles]"
Lucifer
"[Kinley] Keep going."
Lucifer
"[thunder crashes]"
Lucifer
"He didn't kill these people."
Lucifer
"[Chloe whispers] Pierce."
Lucifer
"Okay, he killed Pierce, but Lucifer was just protecting me."
Lucifer
"From a situation he caused."
Lucifer
"As for the others..."
Lucifer
"you don't need to be the one pulling the trigger to cause evil."
Lucifer
"Look..."
Lucifer
"I know this is a lot to take in, Chloe."
Lucifer
"But he is the Devil."
Lucifer
"[thunderclap]"
Lucifer
"But he's not supposed to be here."
Lucifer
"And somewhere inside, you know that whatever he may seem..."
Lucifer
"he is dangerous."
Lucifer
"[thunder rumbles]"
Lucifer
"[thunderclap]"
Lucifer
"This..."
Lucifer
"is the Teflon Totem."
Lucifer
"Only one..."
Lucifer
"is hidden on The Cabin per season."
Lucifer
"You find this bad boy and you are safe from elimination."
Lucifer
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