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Clips from Bob Hearts Abishola (2019) - A Bird May Love a Fish (S01E01)

"KEMI: Then"
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"other Africans."
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"Except Tunisians and Egyptians."
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"Obviously."
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"Then"
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"Caribbean, then white,"
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"then African-American."
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"Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."
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"Wait, wait."
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"So, a black man is last on your list?"
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"Below white men?"
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"You get it."
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"I get that you full of crap."
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"Hmm? Huh-uh."
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"All you Africans"
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"think you better than us."
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"Well... Well, what?"
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"You don't make it easy for yourselves."
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"What's that supposed to mean?Oh, come on."
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"Gangbangers, welfare stamps, the baby mamas."
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"You're just buying into that racist propaganda"
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"you see on TV."
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"There are more white people on food stamps and welfare"
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"than black people."
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"That's not what it says on the Fox News."
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"Which is fair and balanced.Mm-hmm."
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"Okay, I'll tell you what."
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"Next time I get an e-mail from a Nigerian prince,"
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"you want me to assume it's one of you heffas trying to scam me?"
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"Calm down, both of you.Heffa? Who are you calling heffa?"
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"Kemi, Kemi, you are upsetting Gloria."
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"You both upsetting Gloria."
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"You think white folks see a difference between us?"
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"To them, we all look the same."
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"You get pulled over by a cop,"
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"he's not gonna see your little ranking system."
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"He's just gonna see this."
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"We wouldn't get pulled over."
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"We obey the traffic laws."
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"Hey, what are you doing there? Get away."
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"Why are you reading about Nigeria?"
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"I said, get away."
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"All right, all right."
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"You ever hear of privacy?Ah, calm down."
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"It's not like there's any porn on there."
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"How do you know?I looked."
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"Mom's browsing history is more interesting than yours."
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"So, why Nigeria?"
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"Don't worry about it."
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"Ooh. Is it a charity thing?"
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"People buy a pair of socks,"
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"we give away a pair to a poor person?"
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"We're not doing that."
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"You sure? We don't really have to give anything away."
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"Nobody checks."
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"That's not happening."
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"So, what's the deal, then?"
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"None of your business."
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"We're only as sick as our secrets, big brother."
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"Where'd you get that?Alcoholics Anonymous saying."
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"Are you...?"
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"No, no, no. I just like dating women in recovery."
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"Why is that?"
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"Less pressure."
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"They hate themselves before they sleep with me."
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"Come on. What's the deal?"
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"Fine. I met somebody."
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"In Nigeria?"
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"No. Then where?"
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"In the hospital."
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"That nurse you were looking for."
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"Yeah. [laughs]: Oh."
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"So, she's Nigerian, then?"
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"Yeah."
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"Just to be clear, we're not talking African-American,"
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"we're talking, like, African-African?"
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"Or just African."
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"Right."
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"Looking at a map, where's Nigeria?"
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"Between Benin and Cameroon."
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"Oh, sure, yeah. Now I know."
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"By the way, you and her, it'll never work."
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"Why not?"
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"Bob. Bob. Bob."
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"[sighs]"
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"A bird may love a fish,"
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"but where will they build a home together?"
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"Is that more words to live by from women in recovery?"
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"Actually, that's from Fiddler on the Roof."
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"Which I saw"
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"'cause I was dating a Jewish girl"
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"who was also in recovery, so, yeah, I guess."
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"Hello, Richard."
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"Hey, Abishola."
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"How's it going with Bob?"
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"Huh-- how do you know about Bob?"
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"My God."
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"You told the bus driver?"
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"I told everybody."
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"In this terrible world that we live in,"
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"people need to hear good news."
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"You need to stop telling people my business."
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"Okay, okay. Thank you."
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"I put it on my Facebook."
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"I got 75 likes."
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"Take it down."
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"Why? I'm excited for you"
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"and so are 75 people you don't know."
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"I just need you to stop talking and respect my privacy."
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"[scoffs] Stop talking?"
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"As you wish."
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"Don't be like that."
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"Like what? I'm just respecting your privacy."
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"Mm. Richard,"
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"did you know that Kemi is single?"
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"Working late?"
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"Yup. Me, too."
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"Thank God for caffeine and Adderall, huh?"
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"You're still taking that stuff?"
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"Oh, yeah. It, uh, helps with my attention deficit disorder."
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