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Clips from Arrested Development - Let 'Em Eat Cake (S01E01)

"I'd like to be in charge of the Bluth Company."
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"Well, I want a hamburger and French fries, but I can't have the bun or potatoes. Get real."
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"I deserve it. Your father promised it to me on the day he went to prison."
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"Sounds like something that he would do."
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"And if I can't be in charge, then I'm going to have to tell the entire world..."
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"that your father was building houses overseas..."
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"- without paying... - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop, stop. Stop."
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"Act... No. Finish. Finish. Um, without paying what? Taxes?"
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"Model houses, Michael. Overseas."
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"And he hid it... from the U.S. government."
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"That's it? That's what my dad's been hiding... back taxes?"
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"And unless you plan on paying them..."
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"your dad's gonna be in prison for a long time."
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"No, we'll pay them. Forget it. We'll just... We'll mortgage the company if we have to."
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"We found money for those. We'll find money for taxes. Good to see ya."
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"Yeah. If I was in charge, that would have been my first move too."
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"As Michael returned home, George Michael was heading out..."
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"to meet the girl from the banana stand."
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"Great news. The business is gonna be okay."
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"Yeah, I thought bananas would be okay on the diet."
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"No, l-I meant... Well... You haven't been eating those, have you?"
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"- No. No. Not at all. Just some nuts. - Good. Those are fine."
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"What I meant was, I think we're gonna be seeing Pop-Pop sooner than we thought."
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"Huh? Does that sound good?"
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"- Do you hear that rattle? - It is very worrisome."
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"- Hey, what the hell are you doing? - Great news, Michael."
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"We're thinking of purchasing a Bluth model home."
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"And let's check the oven."
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"Whoa! That doesn't inspire confidence."
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"Lindsay, the bead business taking off, is it?"
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"Actually, I am the breadwinner, Michael, as it turns out."
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"I was walking in a strange place today..."
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"a place I'd never set foot in before."
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"Tobias, walking down a street he'd been down many times..."
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"saw a book he'd written years earlier as a psychiatrist."
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"The book, initially unsuccessful, had suddenly caught fire..."
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"although, strangely, only in the gay community."
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"The book is huge. And I have a bit of money coming my way as a result."
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"So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go upstairs and run the shower."
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"Let me know if it's too loud in the kitchen."
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"Okay, honey."
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"So, your husband comes into some money, and suddenly he's not so oblivious anymore, huh?"
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"Hey, now, this is not me being shallow, Michael."
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"He's written a self-help book that's helping people."
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"- That does take some insight. - Listen."
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"This better not mean you're blowing off the bead store."
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"Well, uh, seeing as though you brought it up, maybe we should get out of this investment."
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"- I mean, seriously, Michael... beads? - I knew you'd do this."
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"You work for three seconds, and you find something easier and grab it."
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"It's Dip-A-Pet all over again."
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"Lindsay also had a brief foray into what she had then hoped..."
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"- Come back here! - would be the burgeoning fad of custom pet coloring."
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"Well, that would've worked if you'd sprung for a bigger sink."
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"George Michael, our show's about to start."
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"- He went out on his date. - A date?"
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"But we had plans to... A date with who?"
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"Some girl. I mean, she barely has a face. You couldn't pick her out of a lineup of one."
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"But first, the palaces of Iraq."
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"Trisha, tell us about these new mini-palaces of Saddam's you've discovered."
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"Our troops have been living here for the last few days..."
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"and, as you can tell, they've made themselves right at home."
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"Now, a lot of this damage is just due to shoddy workmanship..."
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"but the real surprise here is that these homes..."
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"appear to be American-built to begin with."
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"There have been sanctions against doing business..."
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"with Hussein's regime since the early '90s..."
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"- so who built them? - Does that look a little like our kitchen island?"
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"Well, whoever it is, they're in a world of trouble."
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"Michael realized that his father's crimes..."
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"might be bigger than he thought."
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"There's a good chance I may have committed some light treason."
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"This might even be considered light treason."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Michael hadjust found out his father might have committed..."
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"Michael hadjust found out his father might have committed..."
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"some light treason by building model homes in Iraq."
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"And he tried to get ahold of Kitty, who he knew had the evidence."
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"Unfortunately, Kitty was meeting with Gob at the time."
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"- What about hash browns? - No, because hash browns are potatoes."
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"So you really can't eat anything on this diet."
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"Wow. Wonder how this is gonna affect my honey business?"
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"Gob, I have seen you get passed over..."
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"time and time again by your family."
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"You don't deserve that. You're smarter than them."
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"What about macaroni... let me finish... salad?"
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"Gob, this is your time."
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"With my help, knowing what I know..."
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"- we could take over the Bluth Company together. - Wow!"
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"This is a side of you I'd never noticed before."
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"Have they always been that big?"
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"And the next day, Michael went to his mother's."
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"I saw an exposÈ on the Iraq palaces last night..."
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"and I could have sworn that one of them was the Sea Wind unit."
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"That's funny. I always pictured Iraq in the middle of the desert."
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"Dad sold houses to the Iraqis, didn't he?"
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"And this is what you kept from me so I could take the polygraph test."
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"Tell me the truth, okay? 'Cause there's been a lot of lying in this family."
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"And a lot of love."
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"- More lies. - Look, I never knew about anything."
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"But I had my suspicions."
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"He never told me where he was going..."
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"but he used to come back from those business trips reeking of lamb."
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"And people would send figs... not even at Christmas."
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"In the middle of October."
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"Oh, and once, someone sent him a toe..."
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"and he went white as a sheet."
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"I think you're right, Michael."
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"Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line."
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"I'm the first born. Sick of playing second fiddle."
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"Always third in line for everything. Tired of finishing fourth."
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"Being the fifth wheel."
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"There are six things I'm mad about..."
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"- and I'm taking over. - You want to be in charge?"
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"- Yeah. - You want to deal with what I deal with..."
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"a sister who takes your money and throws it away;"
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"a mother who you can't trust;"
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"a company whose founder may be on trial for treason..."
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"Is that what you want?"
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"- What kind of vacation time does it offer? - Yeah."
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"Gob realized that the power play he promised to make with Kitty..."
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