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Clips from Duncanville (2020) - That Jing You Do (S02E02)

"‐ ♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo"
Duncanville (2020)
"♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪"
Duncanville (2020)
"♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo"
Duncanville (2020)
"♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪"
Duncanville (2020)
"♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo"
Duncanville (2020)
"♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ [laughs]"
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"Ooh! [growls]"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Mommy! ‐ Aaaaaaah!"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Duncan! ‐ Duncan!"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ [panting]"
Duncanville (2020)
"Really feel like I crushed it today."
Duncanville (2020)
"Let's see what a celebrity thinks."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Hi. This is Padma Lakshmi."
Duncanville (2020)
"You'll never look like me,"
Duncanville (2020)
"but keep trying to meet that impossible standard."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Thanks, Padma. See ya tomorrow."
Duncanville (2020)
"Good morning, everyone. [all hiss]"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Close the door, you psycho."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ It's 11:00 a. m. and you're still in pajamas?"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Quiet. We're watching "Teen Housewives.""
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"‐ You look terrible, Brendell. What's wrong?"
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"‐ The twins were up all night and I've got glee club tryouts."
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"Really, Tylan? On my half birthday?"
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"‐ Oh, my God. Tylan's a dick."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ He's a bad husband, but an amazing father."
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"‐ Everybody up. We're getting out of the house."
Duncanville (2020)
"Family outing. Where do you wanna go?"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Can we go to the bookstore? My animal book is acting weird."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ The cow goes, "Barnyard Kids Books makes us"
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"pee in plastic bottles."
Duncanville (2020)
"Unionize now.""
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"‐ That's a great idea."
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"The bookstore has something for everyone."
Duncanville (2020)
"Music, toys, teen mags, toys, and I think books."
Duncanville (2020)
"[gasps]"
Duncanville (2020)
"Oh, my God! Stephen King! You write books so good!"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Thanks, lady, but there's a long line"
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"because I'm immensely popular."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Okay, but I just love the twist at the end"
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"when Carrie goes back to her own planet."
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"[all gasp]"
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"[crowd muttering]"
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"‐ Nice going. I'm ruined!"
Duncanville (2020)
"Why do they always make me bring my own table?"
Duncanville (2020)
"Haunted table. That's it! The King is back!"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ So here's Pete Townshend smashing his guitar,"
Duncanville (2020)
"Hendrix burning his guitar,"
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"and Prince, um, loving his guitar."
Duncanville (2020)
"These are the heroes that convinced me to pass up"
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"a full ride to Oakdale Community College,"
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"form my own band, and‐‐"
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"[laughter]"
Duncanville (2020)
"Fine, but you don't get to see naked John and Yoko."
Duncanville (2020)
"Ew."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Hey, look at me. I'm a businessman."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ I have a mistress in Des Moines."
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"‐ Ugh, my lumbar is barking."
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"[device vibrating]"
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"‐ Mia, check it out. Ab toner."
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"[skin rips] ‐ Dude, you're bleeding."
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"‐ No pain, no‐‐ ooh, that looks bad."
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"‐ A '57 Chevy massage sofa floor model!"
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"Just like we always talk about!"
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"[chuckles]"
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"all: Oh."
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"Whoa."
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"[all grunting]"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Oh, we have to have this. ‐ Yeah, she's a beaut."
Duncanville (2020)
"Normally I'd try and butter you up to get you to buy it,"
Duncanville (2020)
"but you guys are clearly too smart"
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"and good‐looking for that."
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"‐ Oh, man. [all giggle]"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Watch your boy haggle."
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"We will pay anything for this sofa."
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"You got our relaxed asses over a barrel."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Listen, I'll give it to you for,"
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"I don't know, 200 bucks?"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ I don't have that kind of money in my mom's purse."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Okay, I'll hold it until you get the cash."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Watch this. You've got a deal."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ [sighs]"
Duncanville (2020)
"Why aren't there any ways"
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"that teenagers can make money?"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Papa Moms is hiring."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Nothing! There's nothing!"
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"‐ Why don't you buy us the sofa, Mia?"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ I sponsor nine kids and one alpaca in Honduras."
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"Oh, and I just had to have this nose ring."
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"[bell dings] all: Mr. Mitch!"
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"‐ Can I interest you in a pedi‐cab ride?"
Duncanville (2020)
"It's all the fun of speeding in a convertible,"
Duncanville (2020)
"but way slower."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Wait, that's not your regular job."
Duncanville (2020)
"You're our teacher."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ These days, teachers need side hustles"
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"to buy classroom supplies."
Duncanville (2020)
"I'm also a telephone psychic. [phone rings]"
Duncanville (2020)
"Mystic Mitch. Whatcha wanna know?"
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"Yeah, you'll get that promotion and find true love."
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"No, not him. Yeah, him."
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"Good news, kids, you're getting desks."
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"‐ It's so unfair that I deliver pizzas"
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"and make more than a teacher."
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"‐ You do? ‐ Sorry, I thought you knew."
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"But I'm not raising the next generation‐‐"
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"oh, the kids in Honduras."
Duncanville (2020)
"I am. Never mind."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ We have a huge problem, Mr. Mitch."
Duncanville (2020)
"We need to buy a massage sofa."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Have you considered participating"
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"in the lucrative gig economy?"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Well, of course. What's that?"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ You know, grocery shopping for lazy people,"
Duncanville (2020)
"driving for lazy people,"
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"putting stuff together for lazy people."
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"‐ But we are lazy people."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Oh. Then just charge scooters."
Duncanville (2020)
"You pick up scooters with dead batteries,"
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"charge 'em up, and the company pays you."
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