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Clips from Monster House (2006)

"...can I talk to you about something?"
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"Oh, yeah, of course you can, cantaloupe."
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"We are gonna have the bestest time."
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"- Got tons of neat activities planned. - They already left."
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"- They did? They're gone? - Yes, and I need to talk to you."
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"So the usual deal: indoors by 9, in your room by 11."
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"- Lights out, your call. - Elizabeth."
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"- And it's Zee. - "Zee"?"
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"Now, listen up. I control the TV, the stereo and the phone."
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"I don't do board games, Shrinky Dinks or tuck-ins."
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"I'm not your mother. I'm not your friend."
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"Don't talk to me like I'm a baby, okay? I am practically a grownup."
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"I don't even need you here, Elizabeth."
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"- Gosh, DJ, why'd you break that? - But I didn't."
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"Yeah, let me ask you something. Who are they gonna believe?"
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"- Go to your room. - Fine."
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"Hello?"
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"Hello?"
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"Hello?"
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"Yeah, very funny. See how you like it."
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"Happy Halloween, doofus."
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"Nice one, Bones."
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"Look at his face. That's funny."
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"You're not supposed to have friends over. Who's this?"
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"- This is Bones. - What's up?"
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"- He's in a band. - That's right."
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"And, anyway, cantaloupe, let's not open up the rulebook, okay?"
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"Since you're up way past your bedtime."
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"No, no, no, this is different. Listen."
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"You called the neighbors. Good for you."
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"I used star-69. He called me."
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"- Who called you? - Nebbercracker."
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"P.S., he died today."
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"- You lie. - Do not."
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"He died, and now I'm getting phone calls from his house."
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"A phone call from beyond the grave."
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"Guys, come on. I'm serious."
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"Oh, he's serious. Did you know he was serious?"
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"- Come on, man, give her back. - Oh, "her"? You mind?"
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"Oh, come on. Gross."
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"- Come on, Bones. - Wait, hold on, dude. I th-"
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"She's having trouble breathing. Might have something in her throat."
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"All right, I'll look into it."
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"- No. Elizabeth. No. - Okay, Bones, knock it off."
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"Downstairs, now."
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"Sorry, kid, can't play anymore."
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"You are so funny."
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"I know. It's like I don't even try and it just happens."
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"God, stop doing this."
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"Oh, yeah? What you gonna do?"
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"- Homicide. - Chowder, where are your parents?"
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"My dad's at the pharmacy..."
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"...and my mom's at the movies with her personal trainer."
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"- Meet me at the Danger Zone now. - Fine."
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"- Bones, I said, knock it off. - Come on, man."
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"No, I'm creeped out."
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"You know, I saw an ambulance here today."
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"So?"
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"So maybe Nebbercracker really did die."
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"We should be so lucky. The guy is evil."
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"No, he's just a crotchety old dude."
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"Oh, really, Zee?"
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"When I was 10 years old, I had a kite. Awesome kite."
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"I could fly it so high you couldn't see it."
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"One day, it crashed down."
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"I followed the string and it ended right over there..."
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"...across the street, right at the edge of his lawn."
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"Did he take your kite?"
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"Yeah, he takes whatever lands on his lawn."
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"But that's not the point."
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"The point is, is that I saw him talking to his house..."
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"...and kissing it."
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"Besides..."
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"...everybody knows what he did to his wife."
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"Why? What-? What did he do to her?"
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"- He ate her. - Bones. Get off. Stop it!"
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"- Bones, enough. - Come on, Zee."
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"Bones, I'm so sick of you."
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"- I was just- - You have no respect for women."
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"What? What does that mean?"
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"Get out."
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"Fine."
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"Prude."
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"What are you looking at?"
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"Nebbercracker."
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"You really are dead, aren't you?"
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"I'm on your lawn, Nebbercracker."
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"What are you gonna do about it, Nebbercracker?"
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"Nebber-snapper-flipper-dipper-"
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"My awesome kite."
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"Chowder."
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"Chowder."
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"Chowder?"
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"Chowder."
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"Heat seeker."
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"Chowder, what are you doing?"
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"Shut up."
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"What?"
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"Nebbercracker's back from the dead."
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"- No way. - Yeah."
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"They leave the keys in here. You dare me?"
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"Chowder, you're not listening to me."
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"Nebbercracker's haunting me, all right? His blood is on my hands."
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"And now he's coming back for revenge."
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"You're really crazy right now. Have you noticed that?"
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"I think you're just freaking out because you killed a guy today."
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"Life goes on."
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"For you."
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"Try and relax. Be cool, like me."
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"Chowder, what are you doing?"
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"Make it stop."
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"Quit screwing around."
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"I need your help."
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"Fine."
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"You want my help?"
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"- Yeah. - I got three words for you:"
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""Trick or treat.""
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"Okay. Whatever. Let's go."
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"Hold on."
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"Chowder, come on."
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