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Clips from Weeds - Mother Thinks the Birds Are After Her (S04E04)

"They're lying. They're all lying."
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"Please help me."
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"I think you're very handsome."
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"Come in."
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"- The boys asleep? - Yeah."
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"It's totally freaking me out."
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"Shane's sleeping on my old Star Wars sheets."
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"Silas found one of Judah's Playboys from 1 979 under the mattress."
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"Candy Loving on the cover, Dorothy Stratten centerfold."
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"It's beautiful. I'm having jerk-off flashbacks."
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"My old stains..."
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"...are still on the wall."
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"My children are sleeping next to their unborn cousins."
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"I'm thrilled."
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"Hey, this is where Judah and I grew from boys to men."
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"- How often did you guys come here? - Three, four times a night."
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"- You're an animal. - Every year, every year."
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"Dad had custody in the summer..."
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"...so he'd park us with Bubbie and go to the track."
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"But it was great, you know? We loved it."
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"Judah would bring it up every once in a while..."
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"...but then he'd remind himself that he was angry at everyone..."
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"...and he'd shut down."
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"Yeah, well, that was the past."
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"You were his future. I think he was happy with his choice."
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"Well, thank you."
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"He once showed me naked pictures of you, you know?"
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"- Bullshit. - You hadn't been dating that long."
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"He wasn't taking you seriously yet. You had a silver-sequined bowler hat."
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"That asshole."
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"I -- I can't believe --"
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"He swore he'd destroy -- I can't -- I --"
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"- Fucking asshole. - Sometimes."
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"Just because he's dead doesn't mean he was a saint."
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"It's weird seeing all these old pictures around."
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"- Wait. What pictures? They're here? - No. I mean, maybe. I don't know."
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"I'm gonna look for them tomorrow."
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"No, I was just talking about all the pictures around the house."
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"Oh, yeah. It is a little overkill, isn't it? Judah, Judah, Judah."
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"And, of course, the fabulous Francie."
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"God."
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"Look how young and smiley. Gorgeous."
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"You really think I made him happy?"
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"This was before he chipped his tooth. Then he got that fake one."
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"- Nancy, what are we doing here? - We're starting a new life. Fresh."
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"The beach."
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"Houses built before 1997."
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"Clean air."
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"I bet the schools are good."
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"I hadn't counted on the dying woman in the living room, but --"
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"You have a plan, don't you? It's not about the clean air."
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"It's all part of a plan."
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"I might have a plan."
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"Or the start of one."
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"A plan in the planning stages, if you will."
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"- Should I be nervous about all this? - Well, of course you should."
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"It's the drug business. It's dangerous."
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"But we're just gonna try and put all that out of our minds for now."
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"Think happy thoughts."
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"Wait. What is it? You're not thinking happy thoughts."
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"I saw my grandmother's vagina."
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"You know, they actually used old landing strips from Vietnam..."
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"...to build that fence."
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"From one fucking mistake to another."
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"You ever been?"
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"Let me guess, spring break, right?"
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"Went down with some college friends to drink some tequila."
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"Get into something crazy like a donkey show."
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"No. No Tijuana. I always stayed at a resort in Cabo."
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"I got a sunburn, bought a tin mirror."
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"Again with the fucking birds."
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"- I swear they're following me. - No."
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"They just squawking to let their Mexican buddies know..."
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"...there's more scraps on this side. Cleaner water."
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"Fly on over. There's no wall in the sky."
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"Maybe we should strap the drugs to the birds."
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"We tried it with pigeons. Can't really carry too much weight."
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"What's with the numbers on the wall?"
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"Over here, it's for border patrol..."
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"...so they can radio in when one of the poor, huddled masses..."
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"...yearns to be free."
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"Over there, it marks territory."
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"Who controls what part of the wall."
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"Mexicate Cartel, they got one through 323."
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"MZO got 667 to 1,500."
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"And us, we got what's in front of you: 324 to 666."
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"What, you thought we worship the devil?"
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"- Shame on you. - Listen, I'm still unclear."
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"What's my job here?"
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"Your job is to be a pretty American lady. Think you can handle it?"
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"And there's big money in it if you do it real good."
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"Big, big money?"
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"Man, I'm two years from retirement myself."
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"I won't bring heroin."
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"Man, you got some arbitrary rules you live by."
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"- But you standing here, aren't you? - I won't bring heroin."
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"All right, then you bring in lots and lots of mota."
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"You're still gonna make lots and lots of cash."
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"And retire, right?"
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"What are you gonna do with all your cash and free time?"
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"We'll be in touch."
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"Welcome to the border."
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