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Clips from Never Have I Ever (2020) - ...opened a textbook (S02E02)

"Not that I'm taking sides. I am his narrator."
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"♪ And now let the weak Say they are strong ♪"
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"[Hadid] Paxton's parents, Kevin and June Hall-Yoshida,"
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"ran a local sporting goods store,"
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"and as you can see here, were a little Jesus-y,"
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"but in a chill way."
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"Like in a "we've got one of those fun fish stickers on our Volkswagen" way."
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"Amen. So, Paxton, Ojichan called."
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"Uh, he said, "Email is broken.""
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"So could you go by after school and help him out? He loves seeing you."
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"Sure. It's not like I have anything else going on."
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"So how's everything at school?"
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"[sighs]"
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"Yeah, your college counselor called,"
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"and she said now that swimming's on the back burner--"
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"-I have to raise my grades. -Yeah."
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"I know. I got it covered."
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"Someone's got it covered."
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"But, honey, to be honest,"
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"I told Mrs. Warner that I'm not gonna put that kind of pressure on you."
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"Our family values kindness over achievement."
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"Yeah."
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"-You don't think I can get into college? -No, honey. That's not what we meant."
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"Just school's never been your thing."
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"Yeah, and we want you to know that if you don't go to college,"
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"that is totally okay."
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"You know, just hang back. Work at the store with me."
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"Yeah, and we always sell so many sports bras during your shifts."
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"[Hadid] Whoa, these hippie Christians"
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"have some real low expectations for their kid."
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"Like, lower than Paxton's dad's ponytail."
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"Have you guys ever thought that maybe I want to go to college?"
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"-You do? -Of course."
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"I want an education, a career."
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"Well, that's really cool, sweetheart,"
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"but if you wanna go to college, you're gonna have to work really hard."
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"I can work hard. Why don't you think I can work hard?"
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"I'd like to answer that."
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"No, please don't."
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"[Hadid] It was bad enough his peers and teachers underestimated him,"
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"but hearing his parents excuse him from even trying to go to college"
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"really cut Paxton to the core."
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"-What do you want your new password to be? -Um, uh, dog."
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"That's too short."
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"-Okay, dogs. -It needs to be at least eight letters."
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"Oh, man, that's too many letters. I'm old."
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"-[laughs] -[knock on door]"
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"Yeah?"
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"Ted, how about some fresh lemonade?"
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"[laughs] Cheryl, this is my grandson, Paxton."
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"Oh. So handsome. Just like his grandfather."
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"-Ah. -[Cheryl chuckles]"
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"I'll come back when you're alone."
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"[laughs]"
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"-[door closes] -Damn, player."
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"Well, look who's talking. I noticed all those hearts on the cast."
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"Yeah, you know. I get it from you."
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"-[chuckles] -Yeah. [laughs]"
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"-Hey, Ojichan? -Yeah?"
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"-Can I ask you something? -Sure."
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"Do you think I'm too stupid to go to college?"
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"What? Who told you that?"
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"Basically everyone, including my parents."
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"Oh, what do they know?"
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"Look, don't get me wrong. I mean, I love them,"
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"but they spend too much time in the sun. It cooks their brains."
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"-[laughs] -You are smart enough to go to college."
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"You were fluent in Japanese by the time you were five."
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"[in Japanese] I think you are a genius."
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"-Arigato, Ojichan. -Mmm."
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"Paxton, people are going to think all sorts of things about you."
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"That you're not smart, that you don't belong,"
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"that you're the handsomest man in the whole assisted living center."
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"-[knock on door] -Yeah?"
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"[woman] Oh, Ted. I made you a chicken."
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"I'm busy, Gladys!"
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"[laughs]"
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"But, Paxton, the only opinion of you that truly matters is yourself."
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"So make yourself proud. Okay?"
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"Now, I want to give this to you. Here."
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"You try and give this to me every time. It's a box of books you don't want."
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"No, they're family heirlooms. Some of them are very old."
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"-Really? -Mm-hmm."
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"Because this is the novelization of Avatar."
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"And you will cherish it when I'm dead and gone,"
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"and you will pass on the wisdom of the Na'vi to your grandchildren."
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"-Thank you. [chuckles] -Now, how about some chicken?"
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"[school bell ringing]"
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"Oh. Hi. I think you should do your woodshop homework on your own."
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"It's heavy because it's filled with birdseed,"
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"but I forgot to put a hole in it for the birds."
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"Yeah, I actually don't want you to do my homework anymore."
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"Is it because of how bad the birdhouse is? I get it."
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"No, no, it's not the birdhouse."
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"Wait a minute. Is there a roof on the bottom of it too?"
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"I panicked."
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"Look, I've been thinking about it,"
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"and I don't want to cheat my way into college,"
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"so can you tutor me, like, for real?"
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"Of course."
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"Awesome. Well, we have that Facing History test on Friday."
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"Maybe we can start there?"
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"-Yeah, sure. I'd love-- -[birdhouse snaps]"
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"Whoa."
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"All right, who coined the term Cold War in the British press in October 1945?"
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"I don't know. Russia?"
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"No. George Orwell."
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"-[sighs] -You think the whole country of Russia"
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"sat down at a typewriter and wrote an essay?"
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"I don't know. This stuff's hard."
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"Can't you at least try and make it more interesting?"
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"Like, rap all the facts like they did in Hamilton?"
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"[scoffs] I can't do that. I don't know… how."
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"-Uh! Yeah. -Ey."
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"[both beatboxing]"
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"[Hadid] Oh no. Make it stop."
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"♪ Soviets put out Sputnik But they can suck a dick… ♪"
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"-I can't. I'm bailing. I'm bailing. -[laughs]"
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"Did you just tell a satellite to suck a dick?"
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"And did you just remember what Sputnik was?"
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