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Clips from Uncoupled - Chapter 7 (S01E01)

Oh! I hope I brought enough layers. I hate being cold!

"Oh! I hope I brought enough layers. I hate being cold!"

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I did remember my altitude pills, thank God.

"I did remember my altitude pills, thank God."

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I get so queasy in the mountains. One time I was--

"I get so queasy in the mountains. One time I was--"

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Stanley, this is three days of men, snow, and sex. No whining allowed.

"Stanley, this is three days of men, snow, and sex. No whining allowed."

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I'm not whining. I love gay ski weekend.

"I'm not whining. I love gay ski weekend."

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It's the only hot boys' event where I don't have to take my shirt off.

"It's the only hot boys' event where I don't have to take my shirt off."

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-What up? -Hiya.

"-What up? -Hiya."

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-Here we go. -I'm getting shotgun.

"-Here we go. -I'm getting shotgun."

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-Give me this. -Wow. You look so subtle.

"-Give me this. -Wow. You look so subtle."

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So here are your check-in forms,

"So here are your check-in forms,"

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and this is an itinerary with the weekend's activities.

"and this is an itinerary with the weekend's activities."

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You've been extremely welcoming, Harrison.

"You've been extremely welcoming, Harrison."

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He'll just give it a quick scan for the hot-tub orgy and throw it away.

"He'll just give it a quick scan for the hot-tub orgy and throw it away."

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The orgy isn't listed, Stanley, because then anyone could attend.

"The orgy isn't listed, Stanley, because then anyone could attend."

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Hey. Hey! You see that guy?

"Hey. Hey! You see that guy?"

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Blue camo jacket?

"Blue camo jacket?"

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I know him. His name's, um…

"I know him. His name's, um…"

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We met two years ago at a Realtor conference in Cleveland.

"We met two years ago at a Realtor conference in Cleveland."

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His name's Corey.

"His name's Corey."

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Oh! We definitely had some vibes.

"Oh! We definitely had some vibes."

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But I couldn't do anything because of Colin. Idiot.

"But I couldn't do anything because of Colin. Idiot."

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You let commitment get in the way of sex with a hot guy

"You let commitment get in the way of sex with a hot guy"

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in America's most boring city?

"in America's most boring city?"

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Are you nervous?

"Are you nervous?"

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-You look nervous. -What? Nervous? No!

"-You look nervous. -What? Nervous? No!"

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No! Okay, maybe a little.

"No! Okay, maybe a little."

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When we met, I was suave and confident because I knew nothing could happen.

"When we met, I was suave and confident because I knew nothing could happen."

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-But now I'm available-- -You can actually have sex with the guy!

"-But now I'm available-- -You can actually have sex with the guy!"

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Plus, with the thin air up here, it makes everyone horny.

"Plus, with the thin air up here, it makes everyone horny."

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I can barely breathe, but I always get laid at altitude.

"I can barely breathe, but I always get laid at altitude."

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So go get him.

"So go get him."

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Hmm. Oh no. He's gone.

"Hmm. Oh no. He's gone."

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No, no, it's better this way.

"No, no, it's better this way."

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Now if you happen to run into him casually, you won't seem so thirsty.

"Now if you happen to run into him casually, you won't seem so thirsty."

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-I love how deftly you can spin shit.

"-I love how deftly you can spin shit."

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Let's go up to our rooms, get changed, meet back here in 15?

"Let's go up to our rooms, get changed, meet back here in 15?"

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Make it 45. I have to find ski clothes to rent.

"Make it 45. I have to find ski clothes to rent."

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You're renting ski clothes?

"You're renting ski clothes?"

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-Who does that? -You know I never ski.

"-Who does that? -You know I never ski."

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Why spend a fortune on clothes when I can just rent them? It's like bowling shoes.

"Why spend a fortune on clothes when I can just rent them? It's like bowling shoes."

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Ugh, yeah. Smelly and cheap.

"Ugh, yeah. Smelly and cheap."

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-Enjoy, guys. -Thanks.

"-Enjoy, guys. -Thanks."

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I'll take two keys.

"I'll take two keys."

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One for me and…

"One for me and…"

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one for you.

"one for you."

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-Smooth! -Does that ever work?

"-Smooth! -Does that ever work?"

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-It never works. -Every time.

"-It never works. -Every time."

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Every time.

"Every time."

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What can I say? My clients liked it,

"What can I say? My clients liked it,"

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but they honestly were a little disappointed.

"but they honestly were a little disappointed."

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-They thought it looked better online. -I hear ya.

"-They thought it looked better online. -I hear ya."

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I look better online.

"I look better online."

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Thanks for coming.

"Thanks for coming."

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Hey, Claire, what are you doing here?

"Hey, Claire, what are you doing here?"

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I have a meeting with my architect in the new apartment.

"I have a meeting with my architect in the new apartment."

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-Oh!

"-Oh!"

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Question.

"Question."

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Do I seem…

"Do I seem…"

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lesbian to you?

"lesbian to you?"

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Uh…

"Uh…"

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No. You don't seem like you like women much at all.

"No. You don't seem like you like women much at all."

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Thank you!

"Thank you!"

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I have been going out with my divorced girlfriends lately

"I have been going out with my divorced girlfriends lately"

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for some bitter camaraderie,

"for some bitter camaraderie,"

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and more than one of them has lurched at me at the end of the night

"and more than one of them has lurched at me at the end of the night"

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with a drunken, sloppy kiss.

"with a drunken, sloppy kiss."

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I-- I get that we're all a little disappointed in men right now,

"I-- I get that we're all a little disappointed in men right now,"

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but what's with the rampant late-in-life lesbianism?

"but what's with the rampant late-in-life lesbianism?"

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Chalk it up to boredom.

"Chalk it up to boredom."

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And it's very cool to be sexually fluid right now.

"And it's very cool to be sexually fluid right now."

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Well, that explains my lack of interest.

"Well, that explains my lack of interest."

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I've never been very cool.

"I've never been very cool."

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Well, at least there's less shame about sexuality.

"Well, at least there's less shame about sexuality."

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We don't have to just choose a box and stay in it.

"We don't have to just choose a box and stay in it."

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-I hear that, but I like my box. -Sounds like your girlfriends do too.

"-I hear that, but I like my box. -Sounds like your girlfriends do too."

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-Oh!

"-Oh!"

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I guess!

"I guess!"

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So what are you up to tonight?

"So what are you up to tonight?"

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I'm meeting my friend Mia at Ten West.

"I'm meeting my friend Mia at Ten West."

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God, Henry was dying to get into that club once upon a time, but they rejected him.

"God, Henry was dying to get into that club once upon a time, but they rejected him."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Wouldn't it just kill him if he found out that I got in there before he did?

"Wouldn't it just kill him if he found out that I got in there before he did?"

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Aah…

"Aah…"

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Yeah. That would be very cool for you.

"Yeah. That would be very cool for you."

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I mean, to shove something like that in his face could be delicious!

"I mean, to shove something like that in his face could be delicious!"

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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm!

"Mm-hmm, mm-hmm!"

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-Fuck that clown! -Oh.

"-Fuck that clown! -Oh."

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I bet a little victory like that would be healing for me,

"I bet a little victory like that would be healing for me,"

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as a woman and as a mother,

"as a woman and as a mother,"

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which I'm sure someone like you understands…

"which I'm sure someone like you understands…"

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Oh! Hey! Would you like to come with us?

"Oh! Hey! Would you like to come with us?"

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Oh! Yes! Good God.

"Oh! Yes! Good God."

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I hope I didn't make you work that hard to sell my apartment.

"I hope I didn't make you work that hard to sell my apartment."

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Oh, you did!

"Oh, you did!"

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It's true. Everyone does look sexier in ski gear.

"It's true. Everyone does look sexier in ski gear."

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I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and was like, "Oh, hey, James Bond."

"I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and was like, "Oh, hey, James Bond.""

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Play it cool, 007, when you find your man with the golden dick.

"Play it cool, 007, when you find your man with the golden dick."

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-Hah!

"-Hah!"

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Hello.

"Hello."

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Oh, hey, look! Pink is back! Who missed it?

"Oh, hey, look! Pink is back! Who missed it?"

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-Anyone? -It's YSL. Thank you.

"-Anyone? -It's YSL. Thank you."

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-A woman at the shop told me-- -"I have the same one"?

"-A woman at the shop told me-- -"I have the same one"?"

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-It's all they had in my size! -A ladies' 14?

"-It's all they had in my size! -A ladies' 14?"

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Oh, whatever.

"Oh, whatever."

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You paid thousands of dollars for yours. I paid 80. Who's the fool now?

"You paid thousands of dollars for yours. I paid 80. Who's the fool now?"

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Girls, you're both pretty. Can we ski now, please?

"Girls, you're both pretty. Can we ski now, please?"

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Yo. What's up, brother?

"Yo. What's up, brother?"

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What's up, brother?

"What's up, brother?"

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You know that guy?

"You know that guy?"

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No, just sayin' what's up. I bet he did Jack and Jill as a kid too.

"No, just sayin' what's up. I bet he did Jack and Jill as a kid too."

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What's Jack and Jill?

"What's Jack and Jill?"

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It's a social club some Black parents make their kids join

"It's a social club some Black parents make their kids join"

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to learn to ski and other bougie shit.

"to learn to ski and other bougie shit."

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Aw! Billy. That was kind of sweet,

"Aw! Billy. That was kind of sweet,"

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hearing you tell a story that wasn't about sex.

"hearing you tell a story that wasn't about sex."

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I did get my first hand job on a ski lift.

"I did get my first hand job on a ski lift."

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-Okay. -Oh, oh! There he is! Oh! Blue camo!

"-Okay. -Oh, oh! There he is! Oh! Blue camo!"

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-Ooh! Go! -Blue-- Oh--

"-Ooh! Go! -Blue-- Oh--"

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-What are you waitin' for? -I-- I don't know.

"-What are you waitin' for? -I-- I don't know."

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-See you at the bottom, you big bottom! -Oh, you!

"-See you at the bottom, you big bottom! -Oh, you!"

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