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Clips from Little Demon - First Blood (S01E01)

"Weren't you about to shove something up my dick?"
Little Demon
"- No one tells Mama what to do."
Little Demon
"- Ugh."
Little Demon
"[both grunt]"
Little Demon
"- You're a washed-up, desperate con artist"
Little Demon
"begging for a little girl to sign his stupid pact"
Little Demon
"to make him feel big again."
Little Demon
"- No, no, no, no, no. No dick hole."
Little Demon
"You want to talk about desperation?"
Little Demon
"Don't let the job of mother go to your head."
Little Demon
"You left your whole life behind to raise my spawn."
Little Demon
"- Dad, stop! - You're nothing special."
Little Demon
"You're just a vessel. CHRISSY: Hello?"
Little Demon
"Does anyone even hear me?"
Little Demon
"- You think I felt special?"
Little Demon
"[speaking language]"
Little Demon
"Your magic jizz ruined my life. You're lucky I didn't kill it."
Little Demon
"DEVIL: You're lucky it didn't kill itself,"
Little Demon
"being shackled to you"
Little Demon
"for 13 years. CHRISSY: Fuck this."
Little Demon
"LAURA: Well, once she gets to know you,"
Little Demon
"I'm sure she'll jump at the chance"
Little Demon
"to slit your wrists."
Little Demon
"- I don't bleed, bitch."
Little Demon
"- Gross-ass parents. They don't care about me."
Little Demon
"Well, I don't care about them."
Little Demon
"Actually, I don't care about anything."
Little Demon
"[upbeat music playing]"
Little Demon
"A toast to my parents for fucking me up, huh?"
Little Demon
"[gulps, burps]"
Little Demon
"PARTY GUEST 1: That slaps."
Little Demon
"- [burps]"
Little Demon
"- New girl is spicing this party up."
Little Demon
"We love that you don't care what anyone thinks."
Little Demon
"- Slay, honey. [trills]"
Little Demon
"- Slay I shall."
Little Demon
"Benny! Bennigan, hey!"
Little Demon
"- Chrissy! Wow, you made it."
Little Demon
"- Ha! - You left so quickly"
Little Demon
"after you murdered those two bullies,"
Little Demon
"I never got a chance to thank you."
Little Demon
"So thank you. - Pssh, no thanks necessary."
Little Demon
"Totes my pleash. [Ben chuckles]"
Little Demon
"- I hope the rest of your day was less explosive."
Little Demon
"- [laughs]"
Little Demon
"Yep, it was, unless you count the explosion of flavor"
Little Demon
"in my homemade muffins. CHRISSY: Oh!"
Little Demon
"- But in a more literal sense,"
Little Demon
"no, it was just that one explosion."
Little Demon
"You? - Some ups, some downs."
Little Demon
"You know, I just found out my dad's not really dead."
Little Demon
"My mom doesn't give two shits about me."
Little Demon
"The last 13 years of my life,"
Little Demon
"I've been a pawn in their fucked-up relationship."
Little Demon
"I rode on a carriage"
Little Demon
"made from the flesh of two mutated krakens to get here,"
Little Demon
"and I wish I was never born."
Little Demon
"But otherwise, a great day."
Little Demon
"- Well, if I had a wish, I'd cancel your wish"
Little Demon
"because I think it's pretty great you were born."
Little Demon
"- Aw. Thanks, Bennigan."
Little Demon
"- You feeling better? - Better than better."
Little Demon
"I'm the motherfucking Antichrist!"
Little Demon
"[cheering]"
Little Demon
"- Listen carefully, do not leave your trash in this van."
Little Demon
"It is a rental."
Little Demon
"Now, let's gut this child"
Little Demon
"and wear her entrails as a scarf."
Little Demon
"- I should have chosen your whore sister."
Little Demon
"- [peeps]"
Little Demon
"- Oh, fuck."
Little Demon
"Hold up. Time out."
Little Demon
"Look."
Little Demon
"- How did Chrissy get back to Earth?"
Little Demon
"- That's not the problem. This is."
Little Demon
"These asshats are mercenaries hired to dispose of demons."
Little Demon
"They're gonna kill Chrissy if we don't stop them."
Little Demon
"- "We"? Fuck you."
Little Demon
"- Let's stop measuring dicks"
Little Demon
"for our daughter's sake."
Little Demon
"I need a cadaver, but fresh,"
Little Demon
"like between a finger twitch and a bowel release."
Little Demon
"- Wait a minute, when we dated,"
Little Demon
"were you inside someone's corpse?"
Little Demon
"- And you had an unfinished dolphin tattoo."
Little Demon
"Don't be a snob. - [gags]"
Little Demon
"- Gerald's gonna be at that party,"
Little Demon
"and I don't care if he just had knee surgery"
Little Demon
"'cause I'm about to hit that!"
Little Demon
"- [screams] - Oh, my gosh!"
Little Demon
"Well, welcome back. You should take a shower."
Little Demon
"You smell like rot. - [sighs]"
Little Demon
"Where the hell am I gonna find a cadaver?"
Little Demon
"- There's only so far I'll go for you, Laura."
Little Demon
"I'll see you at the party."
Little Demon
"Okay, he better have health insurance too"
Little Demon
"'cause I'm gonna tear that back up."
Little Demon
"[ominous music]"
Little Demon
"[upbeat music playing]"
Little Demon
"[music stops]"
Little Demon
"PARTY GUEST 1: Oh, God, watch out!"
Little Demon
"PARTY GUEST 2: Is it, like, cloak season or something?"
Little Demon
"PARTY GUEST 3: Push your way to the front."
Little Demon
"CHIEF: At last we meet, vile beast."
Little Demon
"I've waited my entire career"
Little Demon
"to watch the life drain from your hideous eyes"
Little Demon
"and put an end to your father's plan."
Little Demon
"PARTY GUEST 1: Get a real job! - I am well paid!"
Little Demon
"- I don't think you know who you're dealing with, Chief."
Little Demon
"Piss quick. Your pants are on fire."
Little Demon
"- Oh, oh, oh! [cheering]"
Little Demon
"- Smoke if you got 'em."
Little Demon
"Here you go, Sparky."
Little Demon
"Fire it up, baby!"
Little Demon
"[ominous music]"
Little Demon
"What the hell? [grunts]"
Little Demon
"What is this?"
Little Demon
"- And now, the real suffering begins."
Little Demon
"- Leave her alone! - Bennigan."
Little Demon
"- I have a gut feeling I'll be okay."
Little Demon
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