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Clips from Little Demon - First Blood (S01E01)

"- Look at that guy."
Little Demon
"He's got a bird head, and he craps bubbles."
Little Demon
"I thought that was pretty cool."
Little Demon
"What's your name, by the way?"
Little Demon
"- Christina."
Little Demon
"- Course she named you that."
Little Demon
"- And I'm like, "Oh, okay, Rhonda,"
Little Demon
""so you're saying a black hole's the reason"
Little Demon
"your husband's been cheating on you for three years?""
Little Demon
"Oh, hey, did you get in touch"
Little Demon
"with that guy I told you about, Eric?"
Little Demon
"He's sweet and rich and a geropsychologist."
Little Demon
"- Yeah, I'd rather fist a dog"
Little Demon
"than be in a relationship, Darlene."
Little Demon
"DARLENE: Lambskin? What are you, a druid?"
Little Demon
"You're so retro."
Little Demon
"Oh, but that should come in handy tonight"
Little Demon
"for Shayla Rosenblatt's birthday after-party."
Little Demon
"I'm bringing frosé."
Little Demon
"Whoo, you're jacked!"
Little Demon
"Seriously, you got the body of a convict."
Little Demon
"Oh, and you use it for storage."
Little Demon
"- I'm going into the metaphysical realm"
Little Demon
"to kill the Devil and get my daughter,"
Little Demon
"and I need you to watch my body while I'm gone."
Little Demon
"If this works... DARLENE: Oh, wow."
Little Demon
"- I'm gonna look like I'm dead, okay?"
Little Demon
"But technically, I won't be."
Little Demon
"If it doesn't work, I will just look and be dead."
Little Demon
"- Jesus. Do you know what you're doing?"
Little Demon
"- [shouting incantation]"
Little Demon
"- Okay, but when are you coming back?"
Little Demon
"Okay. All right. I'll just wait here."
Little Demon
"[distant screeching]"
Little Demon
"- Ah--[farts] - [laughs]"
Little Demon
"- [chuckles]"
Little Demon
"- [groaning]"
Little Demon
"[Laura screaming]"
Little Demon
"[gasps]"
Little Demon
"Holy shit, that was painful."
Little Demon
"- [speaking language]"
Little Demon
"[epic music]"
Little Demon
"- [coughs]"
Little Demon
"♪ ♪"
Little Demon
"[gunshot] - [screeches]"
Little Demon
"[action music]"
Little Demon
"♪ ♪"
Little Demon
"[creature snarls]"
Little Demon
"[roars]"
Little Demon
"- Hey, everybody. This is my daughter."
Little Demon
"Kiss her ass, or I'll slaughter your children."
Little Demon
"- Proud of you! - Hey, let's have a drink."
Little Demon
"I know, now you're thinking,"
Little Demon
"is he a dad or just a cool friend?"
Little Demon
"- I was thinking that you're trying too hard."
Little Demon
"Is that track lighting?"
Little Demon
"- We're still-- it's a work in progress."
Little Demon
"Snake with Arms, a round of something spicy."
Little Demon
"Speaking of spicy, how's your mom?"
Little Demon
"Is she still an alcoholic? - Huh?"
Little Demon
"- She fucked a lamp once. - I'm not interested--"
Little Demon
"wait, what? - Look, she doesn't get you."
Little Demon
"I do. You're a teen."
Little Demon
"You shouldn't be living on the lam."
Little Demon
"You should be planting roots, doing normal teen things."
Little Demon
"- Really? Cool, because the beast guys"
Little Demon
"you sent said you'd be down"
Little Demon
"to give me a ride to the abandoned--"
Little Demon
"- The abandoned Taco Chateau? Blam-o!"
Little Demon
"- Wow, you're actually kind of okay."
Little Demon
"- A toast before you head out."
Little Demon
"To my frickin' amazing daughter."
Little Demon
"- Oh, well, thanks, Dad."
Little Demon
"- To your future,"
Little Demon
"and to consenting to join as sire and seed,"
Little Demon
"reclaiming the infernal sovereign--"
Little Demon
"- Ah, there it is. - What?"
Little Demon
"- Your lame attempt to trap me in your binding agreement."
Little Demon
"- Oh, no, no. It's not lame at all."
Little Demon
"It's called Maximus Dawnus."
Little Demon
"And when we carry it out together,"
Little Demon
"it'll let us fold all the realms"
Little Demon
"into one big, way more powerful, lawless universe."
Little Demon
"It'll be like an anarchistic socialist utopia."
Little Demon
"That sounds cool, right? - Uh-huh."
Little Demon
"[roars]"
Little Demon
"[dramatic music]"
Little Demon
"Mom?"
Little Demon
"♪ ♪"
Little Demon
"[growls]"
Little Demon
"- Remember me, motherfucker?"
Little Demon
"- How could I forget? - Mom, how did you--"
Little Demon
"- You bulked up-- in a good way, in a good way."
Little Demon
"- 13 years preparing for the day"
Little Demon
"this rotting chode would make his play and bridge our worlds."
Little Demon
"- You're welcome for giving you a higher calling"
Little Demon
"than robotripping in tequila-soaked tampons."
Little Demon
"- Coming from a guy who pretended"
Little Demon
"to be someone else for six goddamn months."
Little Demon
"You gaslit the wrong bitch. [grunts]"
Little Demon
"[gunfire]"
Little Demon
"Brain shot."
Little Demon
"- Get it, girl."
Little Demon
"[both grunting]"
Little Demon
"Head smash. - Oh, my God."
Little Demon
"Who are you?"
Little Demon
"- [growls] - Fuck you."
Little Demon
"DEVIL: What do you think you're gonna do, kill me?"
Little Demon
"I'm not Dracula. I'm the goddamn Devil."
Little Demon
"You got about as much chance of laying a finger on me as--"
Little Demon
"- [grunts] - Ow! What was that?"
Little Demon
"- Oil of Abramelin"
Little Demon
"blessed by an uncircumcised Kabbalist rabbi."
Little Demon
"- What? - Mom!"
Little Demon
"- And if he thought that hurt,"
Little Demon
"he's gonna love this"
Little Demon
"goat's horn shoved up his dick!"
Little Demon
"- Help! Kill her!"
Little Demon
"- [moans weakly]"
Little Demon
"- Oh, what a fucking woman."
Little Demon
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