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Clips from Lucifer - Vegas With Some Radish (S03E03)

"Shake your booty while you still can."
Lucifer
"Oh, there you go."
Lucifer
"Mmm, you smell that?"
Lucifer
"That is pleather, cigars,"
Lucifer
"and vomit, my friend."
Lucifer
"I have to say, I didn't have a good Catholic girl"
Lucifer
"like yourself pegged as a fan of Sin City."
Lucifer
"Mm, not a fan, exactly."
Lucifer
"More like a tiny, helpless space capsule"
Lucifer
"being sucked into a deadly black hole."
Lucifer
"Anyway, shall we?"
Lucifer
"Uh..."
Lucifer
"Chloe again?"
Lucifer
"You know what they say, fifth time's the charm."
Lucifer
"Lucifer, you should really tell her what's going on."
Lucifer
"It's still her birthday."
Lucifer
"And you're still going with that."
Lucifer
"Okay."
Lucifer
"Officer."
Lucifer
"Either it's someone else's birthday..."
Lucifer
"Or this is an active crime scene."
Lucifer
"Oh, no."
Lucifer
"Candy?"
Lucifer
"Oh, Lucifer,"
Lucifer
"I'm so sorry, buddy."
Lucifer
"Man, her face is gone."
Lucifer
"Hello."
Lucifer
"Look at those dainty feet."
Lucifer
"Okay, not judging here, but really?"
Lucifer
"Is this really the time for the pervy stuff?"
Lucifer
"Dainty feet?"
Lucifer
"Um, debatable, but that's not what I was talking about."
Lucifer
"No, Candy has ginormous feet."
Lucifer
"I mean, regular boats,"
Lucifer
"huge."
Lucifer
"That means that this is not Candy."
Lucifer
"Oh, man, that's awesome!"
Lucifer
"Shh."
Lucifer
"Sorry, my-my friend here."
Lucifer
"Not a fan of the deceased, I'm afraid."
Lucifer
"Mean,"
Lucifer
"she was just so mean."
Lucifer
"- Ah, you... - Shh. Women."
Lucifer
"- We should go. - Mm-hmm."
Lucifer
"Excuse me, I'm Detective Long, and you are?"
Lucifer
"Um, Lucifer Morningstar."
Lucifer
"Pleasure."
Lucifer
"You're Candy's husband."
Lucifer
"Ex-husband."
Lucifer
"Right. I talked to you on the phone."
Lucifer
"You said you were in Los Angeles."
Lucifer
"Oh, yes."
Lucifer
"And you don't seem very broken up"
Lucifer
"about your ex-wife's death."
Lucifer
"Well, that's because this woman is not my wife."
Lucifer
"Right, 'cause she's your ex-wife."
Lucifer
"Think you made that pretty clear, buddy."
Lucifer
"Hi, how you doing?"
Lucifer
"Ella Lopez, LAPD CSI."
Lucifer
"For the record, we just got into town."
Lucifer
"Arrived at 1300 hours"
Lucifer
"and 14 minutes, to be exact."
Lucifer
"And, based on a visual assessment"
Lucifer
"of the victim's lividity,"
Lucifer
"she's been deceased for, oh, I'd say"
Lucifer
"2100 hours yesterday."
Lucifer
"So, my travel buddy here, not a suspect."
Lucifer
"- Uh... - Uh-huh."
Lucifer
"Also, I know, none of my beeswax, but..."
Lucifer
"I saw that you were going with an ultraviolet light"
Lucifer
"on the couch."
Lucifer
"I would have gone with a straight oblique,"
Lucifer
"man, but you know what,"
Lucifer
"to each his own."
Lucifer
"Okay, thanks for the advice."
Lucifer
"You got it, Detective."
Lucifer
"Ixnay on the ot-nay andy-cay."
Lucifer
"Sorry, is that German? 'Cause if it is,"
Lucifer
"it's absolutely awful."
Lucifer
"Trust me, I should know. Hitler was a talker."
Lucifer
"Well, screamer, actually."
Lucifer
"No, I'm saying that for now,"
Lucifer
"we shouldn't let LVPD know that that's not Candy."
Lucifer
"If this gets back to the killer,"
Lucifer
"he might try to kill her again."
Lucifer
"Oh, right, yes. Good idea, Ms. Lopez."
Lucifer
"- Good idea. - What's a good idea?"
Lucifer
"- Um... - Um..."
Lucifer
"To give you my card."
Lucifer
"Her card."
Lucifer
"In case you want any more advice."
Lucifer
"Always happy to help."
Lucifer
"- She's very good. - Very."
Lucifer
"Right. I have a feeling I will be talking"
Lucifer
"to both of you again before the investigation's over."
Lucifer
"I doubt that."
Lucifer
"I mean, hanging out with a cop in Las Vegas"
Lucifer
"is like bringing your grandma to an orgy."
Lucifer
"Am I right?"
Lucifer
"No."
Lucifer
"Okay, bye."
Lucifer
"Bye."
Lucifer
"Hi."
Lucifer
"Is, uh... Hi, sorry to interrupt."
Lucifer
"Have you heard from Lucifer?"
Lucifer
"No, why? Has something happened?"
Lucifer
"No, not really. I just, I, uh..."
Lucifer
"I had a question about a case,"
Lucifer
"and, um, I can't... I can't get ahold of him."
Lucifer
"Yeah, we were..."
Lucifer
"we were, uh, celebrating my birthday at the precinct,"
Lucifer
"and, um, and then, all of a sudden,"
Lucifer
"he just bailed, and now he's not answering my calls, so..."
Lucifer
"Would you like to have a seat?"
Lucifer
"No, no, it's not a big deal."
Lucifer
"You sure?"
Lucifer
"Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm fine."
Lucifer
"I'm fine."
Lucifer