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Clips from Lucifer - Vegas With Some Radish (S03E03)

"last time I went on a Vegas jaunt,"
Lucifer
"there were some very unpleasant feelings involved"
Lucifer
"for both of us."
Lucifer
"And, well, I didn't want to dredge any of those up again."
Lucifer
"So, I... bluffed."
Lucifer
"But I've come to realize that perhaps bluffing"
Lucifer
"is the same as lying and that's,"
Lucifer
"as you know, something I never want to do."
Lucifer
"Especially to you."
Lucifer
"Hello."
Lucifer
"Someone's been busy."
Lucifer
"Oh, perfect timing."
Lucifer
"You've woken up just in time for your surprise."
Lucifer
"A surprise? What surprise?"
Lucifer
"Well, forgive my tardiness,"
Lucifer
"but I thought it prudent to deliver your gift in private."
Lucifer
"Thank you."
Lucifer
"Oh."
Lucifer
"Just beautiful."
Lucifer
"Oh, it's..."
Lucifer
"- What is it? - What?"
Lucifer
"It's the bullet"
Lucifer
"from when you shot me."
Lucifer
"Remember in the warehouse, early in our partnership?"
Lucifer
"Oh. Yeah."
Lucifer
"I remember."
Lucifer
"Well, I thought since I'll never likely penetrate you,"
Lucifer
"I'd commemorate the one time you penetrated me."
Lucifer
"So, uh, happy birthday, Detective."
Lucifer
"Oh."
Lucifer
"- Previously on Lucifer... - Still no sign of Lucifer?"
Lucifer
"I went by his place. He's gone."
Lucifer
"Lucifer, who is this?"
Lucifer
"Meet Candy Morningstar, my wife."
Lucifer
"The issue? That would be Lucifer disappearing"
Lucifer
"and then popping back up with zero explanation"
Lucifer
"and a ditzy bimbo on his arm."
Lucifer
"I thought that she meant something to you."
Lucifer
"I had to save her from..."
Lucifer
"From you. You're not ignoring Chloe, you're protecting her."
Lucifer
"Are you going to Paris? Can I be your travel buddy?"
Lucifer
"I love Paris."
Lucifer
"This is the Paris Hotel in Vegas."
Lucifer
"Not going there."
Lucifer
"Vegas and me... not pretty."
Lucifer
"And I have held the real truth back from you."
Lucifer
"Why is it not working?"
Lucifer
"You know, I keep caring,"
Lucifer
"and you just... just..."
Lucifer
"No, Detective, I..."
Lucifer
"To you."
Lucifer
"Oh, thanks."
Lucifer
"No."
Lucifer
"No. No."
Lucifer
"Yes!"
Lucifer
"Finally, an X-rated office party."
Lucifer
"Leave it to you to steal my thunder, huh?"
Lucifer
"Well, much as I'd love to take credit for this, Daniel,"
Lucifer
"Officer Snake Hips is not my doing."
Lucifer
"Hmm, right."
Lucifer
"Make it rain,"
Lucifer
"birthday girl."
Lucifer
"- Was this you? - Yep."
Lucifer
"I did not see that coming."
Lucifer
"Hey, what can I say?"
Lucifer
"Big surprise, little package."
Lucifer
"Big package, by the looks of it."
Lucifer
"Slap it."
Lucifer
"Slap it!"
Lucifer
"Oh. I'm sorry."
Lucifer
"Lucifer Morningstar."
Lucifer
"Las Vegas Police Department?"
Lucifer
"Candy? No, I-I'm gonna stop you there."
Lucifer
"She's my ex-wife, actually."
Lucifer
"Can you believe it takes a year to annul something"
Lucifer
"that only lasted a couple of weeks?"
Lucifer
"No, I haven't spoken to her for a few months."
Lucifer
"Why do you ask?"
Lucifer
"What? She's missing?"
Lucifer
"Uh, yes, yes, of course."
Lucifer
"I-I'm in Los Angeles, but if you do hear anything,"
Lucifer
"please contact me."
Lucifer
"Aw, don't worry, buddy, look, I got more singles for you."
Lucifer
"Oh, no, no, no, I'm all right for cash, thank you."
Lucifer
"You okay?"
Lucifer
"That was the Las Vegas Police Department."
Lucifer
"It appears my ex, Candy, is missing."
Lucifer
"Oh, my gosh, I hope she's okay, buddy."
Lucifer
"Yes, as do I."
Lucifer
"Candy was caught up in some rather nasty business,"
Lucifer
"but I thought I'd taken care of it."
Lucifer
"- Nasty business? - Yes."
Lucifer
"In exchange, she helped me with a delicate matter."
Lucifer
"I hate to think I haven't fulfilled my end of the bargain."
Lucifer
"All right, I'll kill the music. We'll all help find her."
Lucifer
"Oh, no, no, no, no, um..."
Lucifer
"I don't want to spoil the detective's celebrations."
Lucifer
"No, I'll just beetle on over to sin City"
Lucifer
"and check on Candy myself."
Lucifer
"Oh, yeah, you know, I kind of"
Lucifer
"have a thing with Vegas."
Lucifer
"Otherwise, I would totally, totally offer to go with you."
Lucifer
"Right. Good to know."
Lucifer
"But then, I can tell that it's really important to you,"
Lucifer
"and I do have the next couple of days off, so..."
Lucifer
"okay, you've convinced me."
Lucifer
"I will help you."
Lucifer
"- What? I... - Help him? Help him with what?"
Lucifer
"- Uh... - Please don't tell me you guys got another stripper."
Lucifer
"- No, he got a... - Uh, no, no, no, no, no."
Lucifer
"Nothing for the birthday girl to worry about."
Lucifer
"I want you to focus on one thing only, Detective."
Lucifer
"That is getting older."
Lucifer
"Excuse me?"
Lucifer
"Wait, you're leaving?"
Lucifer
"Yeah, I'll call you later."
Lucifer
"Wait."
Lucifer
"Seriously, Detective,"
Lucifer
"you just stay here."
Lucifer
"It's my birthday."
Lucifer
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