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Clips from Lucifer - Vegas With Some Radish (S03E03)

"Well, it's a good thing I come packing."
Lucifer
"Came packing Spackle?"
Lucifer
"Of course."
Lucifer
"I'll be right back. Excuse me."
Lucifer
"This..."
Lucifer
"...look at this."
Lucifer
"This is nuts."
Lucifer
"Yeah, but super fun."
Lucifer
"This is..."
Lucifer
"it's pointless cracking into this safe"
Lucifer
"because no matter what we find,"
Lucifer
"there are things"
Lucifer
"about Lucifer that I will never understand."
Lucifer
"Spackle's not gonna help the Assyrian antique wall."
Lucifer
"I think you and I both know that this isn't about Spackle."
Lucifer
"He left on my birthday."
Lucifer
"And I wasn't expecting a big party"
Lucifer
"or anything huge, maybe a card."
Lucifer
"You know, Lucifer is a nontraditional guy."
Lucifer
"And he celebrates"
Lucifer
"in... nontraditional ways."
Lucifer
"Right, like going to Vegas with some radish."
Lucifer
"Lucifer cares for you."
Lucifer
"I'm sure he's gonna come back"
Lucifer
"with some crazy explanation that..."
Lucifer
"That I'll probably never hear about and that's fine."
Lucifer
"It's fine."
Lucifer
"I just hate that I sound jealous 'cause I'm not."
Lucifer
"I'm not jealous."
Lucifer
"I'm not, I just, um..."
Lucifer
"He's just my friend, you know?"
Lucifer
"I know."
Lucifer
"What did I tell you?"
Lucifer
"I am the man."
Lucifer
"Cheers."
Lucifer
"To the weirdest birthday I've ever had."
Lucifer
"And thank you for the party, such as it is."
Lucifer
"Oh, dearie me."
Lucifer
"Rough night, old boy?"
Lucifer
"I'm sorry, but-but this place..."
Lucifer
"is mine."
Lucifer
"Well, well, well, it seems our bad guy"
Lucifer
"is the good bartender."
Lucifer
"You can forget the tip,"
Lucifer
"by the way."
Lucifer
"First of all, excellent bluff, Mr. Killer Bartender,"
Lucifer
"but I do need to tell you..."
Lucifer
"I do need to tell you..."
Lucifer
"What I was trying to tell you"
Lucifer
"before you so rudely interrupted me"
Lucifer
"is that because I know you're the killer"
Lucifer
"and you can't kill me,"
Lucifer
"you may as well just hand yourself in now."
Lucifer
"- But I just shot you. - Yes, I know."
Lucifer
"It's perplexing, isn't it, Juddy?"
Lucifer
"Judd?"
Lucifer
"How could you?"
Lucifer
"Candy?"
Lucifer
"No, you-you can't be here. I..."
Lucifer
"I killed you!"
Lucifer
"What the hell is happening to me?"
Lucifer
"Who are you talking to?"
Lucifer
"You can't see her?"
Lucifer
"- Hmm? - But..."
Lucifer
"Oh, God. What the hell?"
Lucifer
"Well, interesting turn of phrase, actually, Juddy,"
Lucifer
"because I am the Devil"
Lucifer
"and I believe that you're being haunted."
Lucifer
"Perhaps if you repent your sins,"
Lucifer
"all will be forgiven."
Lucifer
"The truth will set you free and all that."
Lucifer
"You were like a son to my father,"
Lucifer
"a brother to me."
Lucifer
"I was gambling again. I was drowning in debt."
Lucifer
"Why didn't you just tell me you needed money?"
Lucifer
"Because you don't have any!"
Lucifer
"This place is worth crap."
Lucifer
"It's the land that's worth millions."
Lucifer
"I tried to get your dad to sell and I knew you wouldn't, either."
Lucifer
"So, you shot me in the back of the head."
Lucifer
"Yes."
Lucifer
"Yes, I did."
Lucifer
"Now go away!"
Lucifer
"Oh! There we go, Juddy."
Lucifer
"Leave me alone!"
Lucifer
"Fire away!"
Lucifer
"That's it. You're like a kid in a candy store, aren't you?"
Lucifer
"That's it, Juddy, go on!"
Lucifer
"My leg!"
Lucifer
"Excellent shot, Ms. Lopez. Another hidden talent."
Lucifer
"Thanks."
Lucifer
"And don't worry, I'll give you props for the arrest."
Lucifer
"I'm cool like that."
Lucifer
"Gee, thanks."
Lucifer
"Hi."
Lucifer
"I just wanted to say thank you for saving my ass... again."
Lucifer
"It's what any good husband would've done."
Lucifer
"Come on. Drinks on the house."
Lucifer
"Uh, much as I'd love to,"
Lucifer
"once Lola over there finishes flirting,"
Lucifer
"we need to get back to L.A."
Lucifer
"Speaking of L.A.,"
Lucifer
"whatever happened with the detective?"
Lucifer
"Mess it up yet?"
Lucifer
"Not yet, but I-I fear I may be about to."
Lucifer
"Then what the hell are you still doing here?"
Lucifer
"Go home, you Devil."
Lucifer
"Right."
Lucifer
"You take care."
Lucifer
"Yeah."
Lucifer
"Lopez! Get a wriggle on!"
Lucifer
"Well, I'm sorry I missed it."
Lucifer
"Could use a drink myself."
Lucifer
"I'm not exactly sure"
Lucifer
"what you're all doing here, but I..."
Lucifer
"imagine it's something to do with the fact that I wasn't."
Lucifer
"And the truth is..."
Lucifer
"I... went to Las Vegas."
Lucifer
"And even though it was for a very good reason,"
Lucifer
"I didn't tell you because..."
Lucifer
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