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Clips from Lucifer - Vegas With Some Radish (S03E03)

"What, eating mint chocolate chip ice cream,"
Lucifer
"wrapped in a pink Snuggie?"
Lucifer
"Pink's a good color for you, actually."
Lucifer
"Ah! You are a good liar, aren't you?"
Lucifer
"I don't lie."
Lucifer
"Forgive me,"
Lucifer
"but you are a con woman."
Lucifer
"I am not a con woman."
Lucifer
"I am a singer,"
Lucifer
"forced to do some things that I'm not proud of,"
Lucifer
"but only so I can dig my dad's club out of debt."
Lucifer
"I grew up on that stage. It's my home."
Lucifer
"Drastic measures for the things we care about."
Lucifer
"That, I get."
Lucifer
"I might pretend to be someone"
Lucifer
"a little less threatening sometimes,"
Lucifer
"but I don't lie."
Lucifer
"I call it bluffing."
Lucifer
"Totally different things."
Lucifer
"Oh, well, that I definitely get."
Lucifer
"We're quite similar, you and I, aren't we?"
Lucifer
"Yeah, we are."
Lucifer
"Mm. Except for the fact that you have ginormous feet."
Lucifer
"Oh!"
Lucifer
"You know..."
Lucifer
"there might be a way for you and I to dig each other out, Candy."
Lucifer
"I'll pay off your debt if you don't mind doing"
Lucifer
"a little "bluffing" for me."
Lucifer
"Marry me."
Lucifer
"Uh..."
Lucifer
"And so, we got married."
Lucifer
"The end."
Lucifer
"Hmm. Okay, so, you fake-married Candy"
Lucifer
"to avoid Chloe,"
Lucifer
"even though you cared about her."
Lucifer
"Who's the enigma now?"
Lucifer
"- Don't even... - Excuse me."
Lucifer
"Sorry, did I forget to tip?"
Lucifer
"How rude of me."
Lucifer
"Lucifer."
Lucifer
"Candy?"
Lucifer
"What are you doing here? You're gonna ruin everything."
Lucifer
"I..."
Lucifer
"Uh..."
Lucifer
"As much as I love the Bettie Page vibe, you've got"
Lucifer
"a bull's-eye on your back; this is hardly a good hiding place."
Lucifer
"- But it is where my killer works. - But...?"
Lucifer
"You're onto Roxie as well?"
Lucifer
"Until you and your sidekick derailed things."
Lucifer
"Not my sidekick, and I hate to disappoint,"
Lucifer
"but Roxie Pagliani did not kill your look-alike."
Lucifer
"Ali."
Lucifer
"Her name was Ali."
Lucifer
"She broke up with her boyfriend,"
Lucifer
"so I said she could stay with me."
Lucifer
"I was just trying to be a good friend."
Lucifer
"Oh, man."
Lucifer
"I'm so sorry."
Lucifer
"Anyway."
Lucifer
"Anyway, Roxie Pagliani did not kill Ali"
Lucifer
"or her husband in a jealous fit of rage."
Lucifer
"I mean, the woman's about as passionate as a protein bar."
Lucifer
"This has nothing to do with passion."
Lucifer
"The killer wants my father's club."
Lucifer
"Fletcher's? How do you know that?"
Lucifer
"After I found Ali dead,"
Lucifer
"I noticed there was only one thing missing from my apartment."
Lucifer
"The pocket deed for Fletcher's."
Lucifer
"Whoever possesses the deed owns the club."
Lucifer
"It was used as collateral"
Lucifer
"when my dad borrowed money from Louie."
Lucifer
"But when I went to confront him,"
Lucifer
"he was already dead."
Lucifer
"Oh, that's why her hair was at the crime scene."
Lucifer
"So I thought, well, maybe Louie told Roxie about the deed,"
Lucifer
"and she's the one who got greedy."
Lucifer
"Sadly, no."
Lucifer
"Roxie was working at the time of the murder."
Lucifer
"But who else could've known about that deed?"
Lucifer
"Well, not to worry."
Lucifer
"There's a much faster way to flush out the killer."
Lucifer
"Candy's still my wife. Legally, anyway."
Lucifer
"Which would trump any sort of deed."
Lucifer
"Exactly, which means Fletcher's"
Lucifer
"now goes to the grieving widower, me."
Lucifer
"Yeah, but that makes you"
Lucifer
"the killer's next target."
Lucifer
"Oh, I certainly hope so."
Lucifer
"Right. Come on. Showtime."
Lucifer
"Showtime?"
Lucifer
"But not tonight."
Lucifer
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen."
Lucifer
"My name is Lucifer Morningstar, new owner here at Fletcher's."
Lucifer
"That's right, owner."
Lucifer
"Please, a warm welcome for The Morningstars."
Lucifer
"Are you buying any of this?"
Lucifer
"Well..."
Lucifer
"Lucifer's certainly made his presence known."
Lucifer
"So, any sign of the killer?"
Lucifer
"Any weird or suspicious activity?"
Lucifer
"Other than your high kick, no, sorry."
Lucifer
"You try dancing with a.22 strapped to your thigh."
Lucifer
"Creepy hunched fellow, two o'clock."
Lucifer
"Got it."
Lucifer
"Blue tracksuit, big guy, big guy."
Lucifer
"Yeah, yeah, that's the guy."
Lucifer
"All clear."
Lucifer
"The only thing he cares about are the complimentary crab legs."
Lucifer
"Thank you."
Lucifer
"Oh, thank you all so much. I'm here all night."
Lucifer
"No, seriously, all night."
Lucifer
"And now we wait for the real show to begin."
Lucifer
"Mm-hmm."
Lucifer
"- Whoops. - Whoops?"
Lucifer
"As in it worked?"
Lucifer
"Well, uh..."
Lucifer
"- Oh. Oh, don't worry. - Oh."
Lucifer
"I've had a lot of experience with giant holes..."
Lucifer
"- ...in walls. - Hmm."
Lucifer
"A little Spackle and you're good to go."
Lucifer
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