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Clips from Lucifer - Vegas With Some Radish (S03E03)

I, uh...

"I, uh..."

Lucifer

Yes?

"Yes?"

Lucifer

I want the pro golfer on table four.

"I want the pro golfer on table four."

Lucifer

Bad.

"Bad."

Lucifer

I've been trying to pick up his sweet ass for two days straight.

"I've been trying to pick up his sweet ass for two days straight."

Lucifer

I worked a triple shift just to keep him in my sights,

"I worked a triple shift just to keep him in my sights,"

Lucifer

and I think I'm really close to getting a hole in one.

"and I think I'm really close to getting a hole in one."

Lucifer

You know what I mean?

"You know what I mean?"

Lucifer

Oh, dear.

"Oh, dear."

Lucifer

Well, as the detective would say

"Well, as the detective would say"

Lucifer

in this situation,

"in this situation,"

Lucifer

- that means no motive. - Or opportunity.

"- that means no motive. - Or opportunity."

Lucifer

Damn it, 6-6-6 didn't work, either.

"Damn it, 6-6-6 didn't work, either."

Lucifer

Try 8-0-0-8.

"Try 8-0-0-8."

Lucifer

8-0-0-8?

"8-0-0-8?"

Lucifer

It spells "boob."

"It spells "boob.""

Lucifer

Ah.

"Ah."

Lucifer

No.

"No."

Lucifer

You know, normally, I wouldn't be so concerned

"You know, normally, I wouldn't be so concerned"

Lucifer

about trying to get into this thing

"about trying to get into this thing"

Lucifer

if I didn't think there were some real clues

"if I didn't think there were some real clues"

Lucifer

as to where Lucifer is,

"as to where Lucifer is,"

Lucifer

'cause wherever he is, maybe he's in danger.

"'cause wherever he is, maybe he's in danger."

Lucifer

Right. Maybe "ravishing,"

"Right. Maybe "ravishing,""

Lucifer

I mean "radish,"

"I mean "radish,""

Lucifer

is code for "help."

"is code for "help.""

Lucifer

Yes. Maybe, maybe that's why he skipped town.

"Yes. Maybe, maybe that's why he skipped town."

Lucifer

'Cause someone's after him.

"'Cause someone's after him."

Lucifer

It would be irresponsible for us not to open this thing.

"It would be irresponsible for us not to open this thing."

Lucifer

Or maybe you two just had too much to drink,

"Or maybe you two just had too much to drink,"

Lucifer

you're a little too curious to leave well enough alone,

"you're a little too curious to leave well enough alone,"

Lucifer

which is why you hauled my ass out here.

"which is why you hauled my ass out here."

Lucifer

That mean you're not gonna help us?

"That mean you're not gonna help us?"

Lucifer

I didn't say that.

"I didn't say that."

Lucifer

You really have quite the grip, don't you? Hmm?

"You really have quite the grip, don't you? Hmm?"

Lucifer

You have a good time on your own?

"You have a good time on your own?"

Lucifer

Okay. Ugh.

"Okay. Ugh."

Lucifer

You are just full of surprises, aren't you, my little Rain Man?

"You are just full of surprises, aren't you, my little Rain Man?"

Lucifer

Well, what can I say?

"Well, what can I say?"

Lucifer

We all have coping mechanisms,

"We all have coping mechanisms,"

Lucifer

mine just happens to be counting cards...

"mine just happens to be counting cards..."

Lucifer

or, was, anyway.

"or, was, anyway."

Lucifer

Coping mechanisms, for what?

"Coping mechanisms, for what?"

Lucifer

Poverty?

"Poverty?"

Lucifer

No.

"No."

Lucifer

It helped quiet the voices.

"It helped quiet the voices."

Lucifer

What voices?

"What voices?"

Lucifer

Never mind, forget I... said that.

"Never mind, forget I... said that."

Lucifer

The point is that...

"The point is that..."

Lucifer

everyone has stuff that they want to avoid.

"everyone has stuff that they want to avoid."

Lucifer

You know, like, like the way you are avoiding Chloe.

"You know, like, like the way you are avoiding Chloe."

Lucifer

Ugh, how many times do I have to tell you?

"Ugh, how many times do I have to tell you?"

Lucifer

I am not avoiding or lying to the detective.

"I am not avoiding or lying to the detective."

Lucifer

I'm... protecting her.

"I'm... protecting her."

Lucifer

Ah, you're protecting her, or you're protecting yourself?

"Ah, you're protecting her, or you're protecting yourself?"

Lucifer

Look, why are we even discussing this?

"Look, why are we even discussing this?"

Lucifer

Right now, Candy's the one who needs protecting,

"Right now, Candy's the one who needs protecting,"

Lucifer

and we've just hit a dead end.

"and we've just hit a dead end."

Lucifer

Right. Okay, but hold on.

"Right. Okay, but hold on."

Lucifer

I mean, if we are gonna find a new lead,

"I mean, if we are gonna find a new lead,"

Lucifer

how about we start with how you two ended up married.

"how about we start with how you two ended up married."

Lucifer

Hello, Candy.

"Hello, Candy."

Lucifer

My thieving vixen.

"My thieving vixen."

Lucifer

I don't know what you're talking about.

"I don't know what you're talking about."

Lucifer

How'd you get in here?

"How'd you get in here?"

Lucifer

Impressive grift you've got going.

"Impressive grift you've got going."

Lucifer

But, uh, I'm afraid that you can't keep this little beauty.

"But, uh, I'm afraid that you can't keep this little beauty."

Lucifer

No, please, please, please, I'm sorry, I'm sor...

"No, please, please, please, I'm sorry, I'm sor..."

Lucifer

Sentimental value.

"Sentimental value."

Lucifer

But, uh, you're welcome to keep the cash.

"But, uh, you're welcome to keep the cash."

Lucifer

Goodness knows where you've hidden that.

"Goodness knows where you've hidden that."

Lucifer

I'm so sorry; please don't call the cops.

"I'm so sorry; please don't call the cops."

Lucifer

It's just...

"It's just..."

Lucifer

my dad died recently and...

"my dad died recently and..."

Lucifer

he used to own the club I was singing at.

"he used to own the club I was singing at."

Lucifer

- You know, Fletcher's? - Mm.

"- You know, Fletcher's? - Mm."

Lucifer

But he owed this ginormous amount of cash

"But he owed this ginormous amount of cash"

Lucifer

to this super scary loan shark,

"to this super scary loan shark,"

Lucifer

Louie Pagliani, and he used the club as collateral,

"Louie Pagliani, and he used the club as collateral,"

Lucifer

and if I don't come up with 300 grand, like now,

"and if I don't come up with 300 grand, like now,"

Lucifer

Louie's gonna take it.

"Louie's gonna take it."

Lucifer

And who knows what else.

"And who knows what else."

Lucifer

I didn't know what else to do!

"I didn't know what else to do!"

Lucifer

Bravo, you really are quite the performer, aren't you?

"Bravo, you really are quite the performer, aren't you?"

Lucifer

You, you don't believe me?

"You, you don't believe me?"

Lucifer

What, the weepy waterworks? Not a chance.

"What, the weepy waterworks? Not a chance."

Lucifer

But your story seems legit, though.

"But your story seems legit, though."

Lucifer

It is.

"It is."

Lucifer

And so is my apology.

"And so is my apology."

Lucifer

I actually felt bad.

"I actually felt bad."

Lucifer

From the looks of you at the bar,

"From the looks of you at the bar,"

Lucifer

you got your own problems to deal with.

"you got your own problems to deal with."

Lucifer

Yeah.

"Yeah."

Lucifer

Nothing I can't handle on my own.

"Nothing I can't handle on my own."

Lucifer

You sure about that?

"You sure about that?"

Lucifer

And so, you see, I...

"And so, you see, I..."

Lucifer

I had to leave.

"I had to leave."

Lucifer

Hmm, I get it.

"Hmm, I get it."

Lucifer

The part about your dad

"The part about your dad"

Lucifer

putting the detective in your path is kind of fuzzy,

"putting the detective in your path is kind of fuzzy,"

Lucifer

but it seems like you genuinely care about her.

"but it seems like you genuinely care about her."

Lucifer

Yes.

"Yes."

Lucifer

I do.

"I do."

Lucifer

A lot.

"A lot."

Lucifer

Then, isn't you going AWOL gonna kind of throw a big...

"Then, isn't you going AWOL gonna kind of throw a big..."

Lucifer

flag on that play?

"flag on that play?"

Lucifer

No, I said that I care about her.

"No, I said that I care about her."

Lucifer

Oh, unrequited love.

"Oh, unrequited love."

Lucifer

Yeah, I get that, too.

"Yeah, I get that, too."

Lucifer

No, no, no, it's not unrequited.

"No, no, no, it's not unrequited."

Lucifer

It's... well, the detective has feelings for me,

"It's... well, the detective has feelings for me,"

Lucifer

but she has no control over those feelings.

"but she has no control over those feelings."

Lucifer

Okay, I don't get that.

"Okay, I don't get that."

Lucifer

Well, look, it's difficult to explain.

"Well, look, it's difficult to explain."

Lucifer

But I just...

"But I just..."

Lucifer

I just want to do right by her.

"I just want to do right by her."

Lucifer

I believe you. Yeah.

"I believe you. Yeah."

Lucifer

Swap.

"Swap."

Lucifer

Do you ever ask yourself,

"Do you ever ask yourself,"

Lucifer

"How the hell did I end up here?"

""How the hell did I end up here?""

Lucifer

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