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Clips from Mr. Mayor - Sister Cities (S02E02)

"- Today is the day. - Isn't that always true, sir?"
Mr. Mayor
"Our sister city mayors start arriving this morning."
Mr. Mayor
"Hey, Jayden, I appreciate"
Mr. Mayor
"that you listened when I said, "Try to look nice.""
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, can you tell it's from a magician's costume?"
Mr. Mayor
"I think the coat and tie is plenty."
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh. - Okay, this visit"
Mr. Mayor
"isn't just about pleasantries and goodwill."
Mr. Mayor
"We have a chance to do real things for the city here."
Mr. Mayor
"I mean, Nagoya, Japan, has a bullet train"
Mr. Mayor
"that could get you to San Diego in an hour."
Mr. Mayor
"To protest the navy's secret dolphin programs."
Mr. Mayor
"And I want to set up a cultural exchange"
Mr. Mayor
"with the mayor of Giza."
Mr. Mayor
"The treasures of the pyramids in exchange for some"
Mr. Mayor
"of our cultural artifacts,"
Mr. Mayor
"like Kevin Hart's watch collection."
Mr. Mayor
"Kevin Hart lives in my building."
Mr. Mayor
"Jayden, we've been over this."
Mr. Mayor
"That's a precocious Black child."
Mr. Mayor
"- [mouthing words] - And fingers crossed,"
Mr. Mayor
"the mayor of Auckland could be our connection to finally"
Mr. Mayor
"getting some chlamydia-free koalas for the LA Zoo."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh! [applause]"
Mr. Mayor
"So this event was Jayden's brainchild,"
Mr. Mayor
"so he will have the honor of picking the mayors up from LAX."
Mr. Mayor
"This is gonna be amazing."
Mr. Mayor
"I finally get to do what I'm good at."
Mr. Mayor
"- Keeping it tight? - Negotiating face-to-face,"
Mr. Mayor
"turning on the charm, making deals,"
Mr. Mayor
"cutting through red tape."
Mr. Mayor
"I mean, the bureaucracy here--"
Mr. Mayor
"I'm still waiting for approval to remove that bust"
Mr. Mayor
"of OJ Simpson."
Mr. Mayor
"But today it's just me in a room working my magic."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, if you need a cape."
Mr. Mayor
"Last Father's Day, Orly gave me a mug that says,"
Mr. Mayor
""You got the same hours in a day as Beyoncé.""
Mr. Mayor
"Well, today I'm getting more done than she ever dreamed of."
Mr. Mayor
"- You can't say that. - Take it back."
Mr. Mayor
"both: The hive is always listening."
Mr. Mayor
"[bright music]"
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"Good weekend?"
Mr. Mayor
"Fantastic. My downstairs neighbor"
Mr. Mayor
"parked me in, so I couldn't leave the house."
Mr. Mayor
"It was a great opportunity for me to have cereal nine times."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, you should've called me. I love cereal."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, are we calling each other"
Mr. Mayor
"like we interact outside of business hours?"
Mr. Mayor
"Yeah, you're right. Seems risky."
Mr. Mayor
"Ooh, was that flirting?"
Mr. Mayor
"Well, let me go get a plate,"
Mr. Mayor
"'cause I need some of that dish, girlfriend."
Mr. Mayor
"What? No. Go away."
Mr. Mayor
"Wait, wait, wait, wait."
Mr. Mayor
"Do you really think he was flirting?"
Mr. Mayor
"Let's just say that over the years,"
Mr. Mayor
"I have observed a lot of romance."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm my mom's wingman. - What?"
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, well, there's nothing going on between me and James."
Mr. Mayor
"He and I are colleagues, so please don't share"
Mr. Mayor
"your observations with anyone else, okay?"
Mr. Mayor
"No problem, as long as I never experience"
Mr. Mayor
"a lull in conversations, 'cause I can't handle silences."
Mr. Mayor
"Like this one."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, God, Mikaela, please say something."
Mr. Mayor
"Fill the silence."
Mr. Mayor
"I give my cat a bath by licking it!"
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, Orly, pretend you're the mayor of Nagoya."
Mr. Mayor
"You want me to pretend to be Japanese?"
Mr. Mayor
"That's appropriation."
Mr. Mayor
"[sighs] Fine, you can do Athens."
Mr. Mayor
"Hi, I'm the mayor of Athens."
Mr. Mayor
"You know, if you're just gonna phone it in..."
Mr. Mayor
"[explosions]"
Mr. Mayor
"Is that gunfire? - I can't die today."
Mr. Mayor
"My dried flower arrangements are out there."
Mr. Mayor
"They're Kelly Clarkson for Wayfair!"
Mr. Mayor
"[explosion, bell rings]"
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, back to one, people. Resetting the pyro."
Mr. Mayor
"Excuse me. Is this a film set?"
Mr. Mayor
"It's a movie. Megan Fox is playing a senator."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, you're gonna need to shut this down."
Mr. Mayor
"The mayor is throwing a party next door."
Mr. Mayor
"And we've got permits from the mayor's office."
Mr. Mayor
""The Town 2, colon, Town and Out"?"
Mr. Mayor
"You're shooting LA for Boston?"
Mr. Mayor
"They're gonna change the palm trees"
Mr. Mayor
"to statues of John Adams. It'll be fine."
Mr. Mayor
"But the mayors are coming in an hour."
Mr. Mayor
"This is so important to my boss and therefore to me."
Mr. Mayor
"If only the exposition in "The Town 2" were that subtle."
Mr. Mayor
"We're breaking for lunch in an hour,"
Mr. Mayor
"so today's your lucky day."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, so "hello" in Greek is "yassas.""
Mr. Mayor
""Yes-ass"? I'm not saying that."
Mr. Mayor
"Sir, about the commotion outside."
Mr. Mayor
"Yeah, why does anyone live on the east side?"
Mr. Mayor
"It's loud, there's no ocean,"
Mr. Mayor
"and every restaurant has to have a concept."
Mr. Mayor
"Here's a concept: Italian. - Well observed, sir."
Mr. Mayor
"Anyway, the headline is: I took care of it."
Mr. Mayor
"Well, thank you, Tommy. You're a lifesaver."
Mr. Mayor
"[gasps] Well, yeah,"
Mr. Mayor
"I know how important today is,"
Mr. Mayor
"so I flexed some muscle and was a real buff boy."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, well, great job."
Mr. Mayor
"I don't know what the city would do without you."
Mr. Mayor
"- [yelps] - A little birdie told me"
Mr. Mayor
"you want to make babies with that I-Team boombalottie."
Mr. Mayor
"Damn it, Jayden."
Mr. Mayor
"My blood sugar drops right before lunch"
Mr. Mayor
"and I get kind of quiet,"
Mr. Mayor
"and that boy just has to fill the silence."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, well, look, I know what you're gonna say,"
Mr. Mayor
"but don't bother."
Mr. Mayor
"There is nothing going on between me and James."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, and what was I gonna say?"
Mr. Mayor
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