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Clips from The Goldbergs (2013) - Van People (S02E02)

"Erica had taken the upper hand."
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"What's wrong with you?"
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"Who buys a crap van"
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"With bald tires, a broken headlight,"
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"And look, it's leaking oil on my driveway."
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"It's even worse in here."
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"No way!"
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"You're not driving this. It's a death trap."
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"Forget about driving it. They're not keeping it."
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"Oh, yes, we are. Face it. I won."
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"My van, my rules."
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"Oh, that's too bad, because it's my house, my rules."
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"House trumps van."
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"You can't do that. You can't just change the rules."
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"Well, that is a valid point, but, uh, tough crap."
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"This isn't fair. We paid for it."
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"Paid for it! With our own money."
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"Money! And if it's your house, your rules,"
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"Then we'll just move out and live in the van."
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"Live in a van! Wait, what?"
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"Don't think of it as a van."
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"Think of it as a studio apartment of freedom."
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"I don't think I can agree to live in a van."
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"Well, I love this idea."
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"Murray, no! Our babies can't live in a van."
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"They could get snatched by a kidnapper"
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"Who wouldn't need a creepy van,"
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"Because he's being conveniently provided with one."
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"But none of that matters"
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"'cause you completely back me up, right?"
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"(scoffs)"
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"Blindly and without question?"
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"Fine, I'll back you up."
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"Even though I did make cobbler a la mode for dessert tonight."
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"Ohhh! That's french talk for "pie and ice cream.""
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"Stay with me, and I'll let you paint a red stripe."
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"How does that sound, hannibal?"
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"Erica wins! She called me the tv character I like."
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"Adult adam: Both erica and my dad refused to stand down,"
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"So I decided to lighten the mood with a little stand-up."
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"Hello, there, everybody."
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"Seemed like it was a good time for a little comedy."
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"No, thank you. Go away."
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"So, I hear erica is gonna be hanging out in the back of a van."
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"Or as she likes to call it,"
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"A typical Saturday night."
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"Zing! What is this?"
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"And, of course, there's my mom."
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"Always saying, "I have failed as a mother.""
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"Crazy, right?"
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"Although, if you think about it,"
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"Two of her kids are living in a van,"
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"And the other one's gone into comedy."
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"Ay-oh!"
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"What is this?"
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"And look... There's the mur-man."
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"My dad is such a slothful sack of crap,"
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"Even his armchair's like, "really? Again?""
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"What the hell is this?"
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"I bombed. See, the problem here"
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"Is you horribly misinterpreted my advice."
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"You said, "do rickles." I did rickles!"
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"No, I said come up with personal material like rickles,"
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"Not do insult jokes about your family to your family."
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"The good news is,"
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"You had no problem coming up with the funny."
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"Now all you got to do is find the right audience."
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"Really? You think if I come up with something big,"
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"I still have a shot at class clown?"
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"Absolutely."
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"Now, don't misinterpret my advice again."
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"Don't be hurtful. Just be funny."
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"I 100% got it."
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"Adult adam: But I didn't."
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"Desperate for an easy laugh, I iced a hat box"
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"To give to my overly sensitive science teacher, and it would be epic."
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"What's this? It's not even my birthday."
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"Trust me. You deserve this. (chuckles)"
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"So, you just..."
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"Wow."
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"You don't know how much this means to me."
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"I...I honestly thought about quitting this job."
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"I thought you kids didn't care about science."
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"But this cake means the world to me, changes everything."
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"Thank you so much, adam."
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"My new life starts today!"
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"Who wants a piece? (thudding)"
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"(metal clatters)"
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"We're looking at what? A mean-spirited prank?"
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"Pretty much."
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"Okay, then."
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"Everyone read chapter six. I'll be in my office."
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"I need some time to think."
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"(door opens) do not knock on this door."
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"Dude, that was brutal."
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"Come on, guys. It was a joke."
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"It's me, the class clown."
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"It's not official, but it could be, right, guys?"
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"I don't know what that was, but it was mean."
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"Well, at the very least,"
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"Maybe now, I won't be voted nicest guy."
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"Just so you know, I was the one who nominated you."
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"What? Why?"
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"Why not? Since when is being nice a bad thing?"
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"Since we're in middle school."
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"It's basically the worst thing you can say about a dude."
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"Not to me. Everyone is always trying to be funny or cool"
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"Or someone they're not."
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"The last thing I want is to be with some clown."
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"I just want to be with you."
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"Or at least, I did."
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"Adult adam: I was no longer the class clown or the nicest guy in school,"
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"And it felt awful."
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"Meanwhile, erica and barry were feeling even worse"
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"In their stinky new home"
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"Adorned with a poorly painted red stripe."
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"God, come on! Would you quit moving?"
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"You keep kicking me in the face!"
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"Hey, you're the one who wanted to sleep head-to-feet."
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"Well, I am not sleeping face-to-face with you. It's super weird."
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