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Clips from The Goldbergs (2013) - Van People (S02E02)

"You mean sit in your chair and blindly yell, "listen to your mother"?"
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"Exactly. No."
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"Do not back him up on this."
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"He is wrong, and you know it."
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"Just do what your father says."
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"I can't deal with you people!"
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"Adult adam: It seemed round one went to erica."
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"(thunder rumbling) (erica screams)"
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"God, I can't wait to get out of this house"
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"And get away from you!"
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"Adult adam: But actually, round one went to my dad."
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"And that is how you parent."
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"Man, barry and erica have really got in my head."
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"Am I unfunny?"
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"Are people laughing at me, not with me?"
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"Absolutely not. You've got your sense of humor from me,"
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"And I'm hilarious."
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"¶ my girlfriend had a kitty"
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"¶ she came from kansas city ¶ oh, my god, stop."
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"Hilarious. (chuckles)"
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"But I still need to find a way"
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"To beat david sirota for class clown."
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"Well, then, let me help."
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"You know, when I was your age,"
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"I was busboying in the catskills."
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"I saw all the greats."
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"Really? Like who?"
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"Harry 'bottles' mcnaughton, stubby kaye,"
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"The kippleman brothers."
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"One would talk and then the other one would talk,"
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"And then the first one would talk."
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"Their act was actually just okay."
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"Yeah, it doesn't sound very current."
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"But I've, like, memorized tons of jokes"
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"From all my favorite comedians."
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"Maybe I can bring some of their stuff into school."
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"Yes. Let others do the work for you."
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"Adult adam: And so, I pulled out all the greats."
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"Great wall of china!"
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"Adult adam: First, sam kinison. (screaming) say it! Say it!"
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"(screaming)"
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"Adult adam: And then, I sprinkled in a little gallagher."
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"And then finish them off"
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"With a classic poem by andrew dice clay."
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""old mother hubbard went to the cupboard"
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""to get her dog a bone"
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""when she (bleep) rover took over"
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""and gave her a (bleep)"
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""oh!""
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"Go to your room!"
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"(sighs)"
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"I'm sorry I yelled and punished you."
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"Yeah, I hadn't seen that side of you before."
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"I just don't understand how you could say"
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"Those horrible things about old mother hubbard."
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"That's her dog. They're friends."
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"I guess barry and erica are right. I'm not funny."
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"Pal, you're funny, but comedy is personal."
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"Think of jokes from your world, stuff you know about."
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"You think? Of course."
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"Take my favorite comedian, don rickles."
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"He tells jokes about the people in his world,"
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"And he keeps it personal."
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"Keep it personal. Yeah."
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"Yeah. I think that could work. Thanks, pops."
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"Anytime."
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"Old mother hubbard just wanted to feed her poor dog, and he..."
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"Got to let it go, man. Got to let it go."
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"Adult adam: Meanwhile, erica had a plan on how to defeat my dad,"
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"And it required stirring up the most easily stirred-up person on the planet."
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"Damn it! I'm so mad at dad!"
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"Aren't you mad?"
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"No. Why? Should I be? What did he do now?"
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"Well, he's always saying, "my car, my rules,""
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"And forcing us to fill up his gas tank like we're his slaves."
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"He is always talking about that stupid gas!"
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"It makes me very angry."
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"Well, we can fight back."
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"I say we pool our money together and buy our own ride."
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"That way, dad can never say "my car, my rules" ever again."
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"Yes! Let's fight!"
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"God, I have so much rage in my body right now."
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"Well, let's do this. I only have 60 bucks. How much you got?"
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"Oh, I have to move some stuff around but roughly 1200."
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"Dollars? How?"
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"Basically, you've inherited dad's stubbornness,"
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"And I inherited his cheapness."
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"You see, every day for lunch, mom gives me $2."
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"I spend 25 cents on chocolate milk"
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"And eat food scraps off friends' plates and random tables."
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"We can get any car we want."
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"See? Right here. Look at this sweet little cabriolet."
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"No, no, no!"
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"It's my cash, and I know exactly what we're buying."
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"Erica: A crappy van? Better."
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"Adult adam: Better, indeed. Like every kid back then,"
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"Barry dreamed of being part of the a-team."
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"They were soldiers of fortune who drove the toughest, most badass,"
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"Most red-striped ride to ever hit the road."
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"Barry, we are not buying the a-team van. It's not happening."
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"Oh, it's happening, and I'll be hannibal 'cause I'm the smart one."
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"We're getting my sporty little soft-top, understand?"
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"End of discussion."
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"Adult adam: And with that, barry did exactly what he wanted."
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"He bought the van."
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"(theme from the a-team playing)"
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"Barry: ¶ duh-duh, duh, duh"
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"¶ duh-duh, duh"
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"¶ duh, duh-duh duh, duh"
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"¶ duh, duh-duh-duh, duh ¶"
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"(tires squealing) erica: Stop sign! That's a stop sign!"
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"Barry: Whoo!"
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"What's that smell?"
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"The smell of action."
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"(tires squealing)"
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"What the hell is this thing?"
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"Freedom. My van, my rules."
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"Whoo!"
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"This is why I eat garbage."
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"Adult adam: In the standoff of stubbornness with my dad,"
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