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"I been working Amber's railroad"
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"All my living long day"
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"I been working Amber's railroad"
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"Excuse me, fat girl."
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"Is it absolutely necessary that you serenade us?"
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"I'm on a diet, I hope you know,"
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"'cause I have a granular condition."
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"You got a Hostess Twinkies condition."
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"Funny, Marsh."
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"These girls are giving me a heart attack. Let's 86 them."
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"Must be 12:30. Why don't you guys beat it? You heard what Dad said."
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"What is she talking about? What did your dad say?"
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"Every day at 12:30 we gotta walk? I don't think so."
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"I know so."
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"Who asked you, blubber butt?"
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"I can go on a diet, but you'll always be ugly!"
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"I'm gonna kick your pygmy butt."
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"This ain't working out. Somebody's gonna have to be the boss!"
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"Well, let me guess... Could that somebody possibly be you?"
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"What do you say we go double or nothing on a dare?"
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"Winner runs the show here, loser has to follow orders."
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"So if us girls win, you guys have to be our slaves?"
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"Stu! No."
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"What's the dare?"
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"Us guys'll make a list of junk."
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"All you gotta do is get everything on it. Everything!"
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"If so, you're the boss."
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"If not, you have to do exactly what we say for the rest of the summer."
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"You are on."
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"How we gonna find a stove, a wading pool or a Barcalounger?"
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"Keep your eyes open and your mouth shut."
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"What if that white man Lipnicki come out and shoot us?"
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"He ain't gonna shoot us. Why you even think something like that?"
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"'Cause if I was him, I'd shoot us,"
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"and if I was white, I'd probably aim for me!"
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"This is all our stuff from the old house. There's our mantelpiece."
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"I can't believe they took our mantelpiece. They probably took everything."
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"That old thief, Lipnicki."
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"He doesn't even own this property, stupid squatter."
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"Then he steals our stuff on top of it."
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"It's Billy Lipnicki! I knew it was him!"
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"Quiet, Billy,"
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"before you get us all in deep! Arliss! Leo!"
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"Willard! Ula! Help! I'm gonna get you!"
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"You're not gonna get away, you snot-nosed little brat!"
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"Get him before he gets us all shot dead!"
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"Knock it off. I ain't gonna hurt you, you wild little goat."
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"Calm down. If I let you go, you promise not to scream no more?"
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"Any of you bring any money?"
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"All I got's 10 cent."
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"Billy, you promise to keep quiet about us coming here,"
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"and we'll give you a dime every trip."
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"Hmm."
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"I got front! I got shotgun!"
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"Well, I'm driving!"
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"Think they'll get any of it? Hell, no."
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"They're probably at Elvadine's having a back bend contest or something stupid like that."
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"This is cool. All right!"
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"Yeah! Come on!"
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"All right!"
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"All right!"
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"That was cool!"
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"That was great!"
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"What smells so bad?"
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"You could die of fumigation down here!"
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"Golly!"
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"Could be a cesspool. Oh, man, it's poison ivy."
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"One time through here, we'd be itching till our balls fell off."
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"There they are. I told you."
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"The Lipnickis are coming!"
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"Way to go, Lester!"
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"We ought to teach them and their slimy buddy Lester Lucket a lesson."
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"You're not thinking what I think you're thinking."
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"They can't see it from up there."
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"Come on."
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"Think it'll work?"
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"It'll be worth it if it does."
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"Let's see if the Lipnickis float."
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"Come on."
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"This is our territory now. Get lost, and leave the trolley."
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"What isn't your territory?"
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"If I were you, I wouldn't go down there. It's awful scary."
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"You ain't us, are you? We can go down any hill we please."
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"Well, don't say I didn't warn you."
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"Watch this."
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"This is disgusting, stinking crap!"
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"Pee-yoo! It smells like a butt down here!"
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"I'm gonna kick your ass for this, Simmons!"
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"Take a bath first! That way we won't smell you coming!"
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"Butt brain!"
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"Oh, no."
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"Oh, boys! Oh, boys!"
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"Stove, wading pool, siding and Barcalounger."
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"Start building, slaves."
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"Okay, I got it..."
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"We build it out of their stuff, and then we'll kick them out."
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"Can't. We promised."
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"So what? Everybody here knows my word ain't no good."
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"Like I said, start building, slaves."
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"And when you get done, you gotta paint it."
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"Screw you, man. We're not doing nothing you say, suckers."
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"Hey, we had a deal. Deal's off."
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"Marsh, come on! Come on, yourself."
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"No way am I gonna be no slave to no girl."
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"Chet, carry me over here so I can reach this branch."
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"I'm out of here."
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"Hey, they got great stuff! You guys are seriously bailing?"
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"Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls?"
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"Welshers!"
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"Who wanted the boys anyway?"
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"We can have it all to ourselves."
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"Amen!"
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"Think you could make any more noise with that damn car of yours?"
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"Sorry about that, Mrs. Higgins."
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"And quit trying to look through my dress and see my nipples."
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"Hi, hon."
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"How was your day?"
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"Honey?"
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"They let me go from that job today."
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"What? Why? It hasn't even been a week."
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