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Clips from Family Guy - Meg's Wedding (S19E19)

"I wanted to talk to you about Bruce."
Family Guy
"Isn't he the best?"
Family Guy
"Uh‐huh. Yeah, he's great."
Family Guy
"But you haven't noticed anything different about him?"
Family Guy
"- Like what? - Well, I‐I don't know how to talk about this,"
Family Guy
"but here's a film my father made me watch when I was your age."
Family Guy
"NARRATOR: Then during lunch,"
Family Guy
"Ralph showed him some pornographic pictures."
Family Guy
"Jimmy knew he shouldn't be interested,"
Family Guy
"but, well, he was curious."
Family Guy
"What Jimmy didn't know was that Ralph was sick‐‐"
Family Guy
"a sickness that was not visible like smallpox,"
Family Guy
"but no less dangerous and contagious‐‐"
Family Guy
"a sickness of the mind."
Family Guy
"You see, Ralph was a homosexual,"
Family Guy
"a person who demands an intimate relationship"
Family Guy
"with members of their own sex..."
Family Guy
"Is that Earth?"
Family Guy
"Oh, for Pete's sake, I am 99% sure Bruce is gay."
Family Guy
"What? Mom, he works part‐time at Lush."
Family Guy
"It's him and, like, ten girls. Trust me, guy's a total P‐hound."
Family Guy
"Listen, I'm just trying to..."
Family Guy
"Oh, I know what you're trying to do."
Family Guy
"Pathetic little Meg is happy for once,"
Family Guy
"and you just can't take it."
Family Guy
"And I get it, okay?"
Family Guy
"You're in a miserable marriage,"
Family Guy
"so why would you want anyone else to be happy?"
Family Guy
"Meg, that's ridiculous."
Family Guy
"Your father and I love each other very much."
Family Guy
"Lois, where's the first aid kit?"
Family Guy
"I tried to put a Ellio's in the oven and I burnt my head."
Family Guy
"- Top of the closet. - Oh, that little case?"
Family Guy
"I've been taking that to work to look like a businessman."
Family Guy
"Hold the elevator. Hold the elevator."
Family Guy
"Sorry."
Family Guy
"Can someone push any button, please?"
Family Guy
"I don't work here, I'm just being silly."
Family Guy
"(whoops) I am throwing rocks tonight."
Family Guy
"Mark it, Bruce."
Family Guy
"Dang, Meg, you are hot tonight."
Family Guy
"And you're not so bad yourself."
Family Guy
"(laughs nervously)"
Family Guy
"(phone ringing, vibrating)"
Family Guy
"Ugh. My mother is so annoying."
Family Guy
"She's got some kind of hair across her ass about us."
Family Guy
"- Oh, no. - I know."
Family Guy
"I told my folks about you and they lit up"
Family Guy
"- like a Christmas tree. - Really?"
Family Guy
"You bet your sugar cookies they did."
Family Guy
"They's coming to town tomorrow."
Family Guy
"But there's something I wanted to ask you before that."
Family Guy
"Babe, I told you, I really don't want to sell Herbalife."
Family Guy
"We'll give that time,"
Family Guy
"but this is something a little more special."
Family Guy
"Meg Harvey Oswald Griffin, will you..."
Family Guy
"Hey, hi. So, I told you about ten minutes ago"
Family Guy
"something's wrong with 14."
Family Guy
"Yep, somebody's working on it, sir."
Family Guy
"KID: Dad, what's going on?"
Family Guy
"KID 2: This sucks. I want to go home."
Family Guy
"Please. My wife's out of town."
Family Guy
"I‐I don't know what else to do."
Family Guy
"You have to help me."
Family Guy
"You have to help me right now."
Family Guy
"Should just be another couple minutes."
Family Guy
"KID 2: Dad, Tyson spilled fruit punch on me."
Family Guy
"KID: No, I didn't."
Family Guy
"KID 2: Dad!"
Family Guy
"(sighs)"
Family Guy
"Meg, there you are."
Family Guy
"- Look, I wanted to apologize and... - No need, Mom."
Family Guy
"Let me show you just how wrong you were."
Family Guy
"Bruce and I are engaged!"
Family Guy
"- What? - PETER: Engaged?"
Family Guy
"No daughter of mine is getting married at 18."
Family Guy
"I forbid it. Forbidden!"
Family Guy
"Peter, I'm sorry, I'm just not okay"
Family Guy
"with our daughter marrying someone who is clearly gay."
Family Guy
"You know, you're starting to sound"
Family Guy
"an awful lot like your own mother."
Family Guy
"This isn't gonna be good for either of them."
Family Guy
"Lois, let me ask you something."
Family Guy
"What's the best‐case scenario for someone like Meg?"
Family Guy
"Dying alone in a lighthouse? Maybe Bruce changed."
Family Guy
"And‐and either way, Meg's happy for once."
Family Guy
"I say we go with it."
Family Guy
"It's gonna be all right."
Family Guy
"No, it's not gonna be all right."
Family Guy
"It's never gonna be all right again"
Family Guy
"if they go through with this."
Family Guy
"Peter, we got to do..."
Family Guy
"Get a hold of yourself, woman. She's coming downstairs."
Family Guy
"Well, there's the bride‐to‐be."
Family Guy
"- Oh, hey, Mom. - Listen, Meg,"
Family Guy
"I was hoping we could put all this behind us."
Family Guy
"I'd like that."
Family Guy
"That's better. And I'm sorry for what I said about Bruce."
Family Guy
"If you love him, then your father and I fully support it."
Family Guy
"Thanks, Mom. Speaking of which,"
Family Guy
"I'm finally gonna meet Bruce's parents."
Family Guy
"Would you guys want to come to dinner with us?"
Family Guy
"- Oh, we'd love to come. - Oh, thank you, Mom."
Family Guy
"Family hug. Bring it in."
Family Guy
"Seriously, you got to bring it in."
Family Guy
"Oh, Meg, I haven't seen you smile like this in a long time."
Family Guy
"Probably not since you were in that music video."
Family Guy
"♪ Black hole sun, won't you come... ♪"
Family Guy
"I can't believe my little girl is getting married tomorrow."
Family Guy
"Hey, hey, everybody."
Family Guy
"I'd like you to meet my parents Phil and Candy Straight."
Family Guy
"Peter Griffin. My arms were torn off at a concert."
Family Guy
"So, these two lovebirds are gonna tie the knot."
Family Guy
"Yes, a heterosexual marriage, just like you always wanted."
Family Guy
"And I did, too. All of us did."
Family Guy
"Well, as someone who doesn't get subtext,"
Family Guy
"I just want to say cheers."
Family Guy
"You know what? This calls for champagne."
Family Guy
"- Sir? Excuse me, sir? - (snapping softly)"
Family Guy
"Ugh, this waiter is terrible."
Family Guy
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