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Clips from Family Guy - Meg's Wedding (S19E19)

"Well, Chris, I'm wearing a vest."
Family Guy
"Figured I'd come dance with other lonely whites."
Family Guy
"Let me just connect my really long chain"
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"to my wallet and get in there."
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"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"I'm tangled. I'm tangled in your wallet chains."
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"Stop! S‐Somebody please tell one of the 20 people onstage"
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"to please stop playing. I can't feel my arms."
Family Guy
"One of you tattooed Betty Boop ladies, help me."
Family Guy
"MAN: Hi, I'm the lead singer of the Cherry Poppin' Daddies."
Family Guy
"My name doesn't matter."
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"Please, don't wear wallet chais to our shows. Otherwise,"
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"you could end up with both arms ripped off like this guy."
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"MAN 2: Tell them we're the band from Swingers."
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"MAN: We're not the band from Swingers."
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"MAN 2: We're not?!"
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"LOIS: Peter."
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"Peter?"
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"Oh, Peter, thank God you're awake."
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"- Wh‐What happened? - This should explain everything."
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"A Farewell to Arms."
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"(gasps) I fell in love with a nurse during World War I?"
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"No, no, just the title. It's... There's no way you've read that."
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"N‐Never mind. We couldn't reattach your arms."
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"- Oh, my God! - Don't worry. They'll grow back."
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"Just spread the seeds on,"
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"keep them watered, and watch them grow."
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"♪ P‐P‐P‐Peter. ♪"
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"See? They're already coming in."
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"Probably not gonna be able to have sex"
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"for, like, a while, though, right?"
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"- I think it should be fine. - Oh, yay."
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"(laughing) Oh, what, you think I enjoy it?"
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"(dialogue inaudible)"
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"(clears throat)"
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"Oh, hey, y'all. I'll be outside in a minute."
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"- Who's that? - Oh, he's nobody."
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"But I see that he wore my belt today."
Family Guy
"Listen, I'm sorry you're having problems at school."
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"Aw, thanks. I've just never fit in there."
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"Then I get out at the end of the day"
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"only to realize I don't fit in at home, either."
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"Preaching to the choir, sister."
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"My parents has never understood me."
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"Every time I see them, it's, "When you gonna meet a woman?"
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""When you gonna get married?"
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""Why don't you ever wear that belt we gave you?"
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"Blah‐blah‐blah.""
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"(sighs) Meg, my friend,"
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"you and I's two of a kind."
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"Bruce... i‐is this a date?"
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"Well, none of the other tables is shaking their head at us,"
Family Guy
"but it sure feels like one."
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"Well, whatever it is,"
Family Guy
"thanks for hanging out with me tonight."
Family Guy
"I really needed the company."
Family Guy
"Oh, please. Thank you for hanging out with me."
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"Guess who has a boyfriend!"
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"- Come on. - Hey, y'all."
Family Guy
"Uh, hi."
Family Guy
"Lois, can I please see you in Joe's kitchen?"
Family Guy
"Don't you mean our kitchen?"
Family Guy
"No, they have better snacks."
Family Guy
"So, Meg's boyfriend. Interesting choice."
Family Guy
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I know Joe has Cheez‐Its."
Family Guy
"I saw him eating them earlier. Where the hell are they?"
Family Guy
"JOE: You're not gonna find them."
Family Guy
"I was eating a bunch of them, and I jokingly said,"
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""Bonnie, hide these." And she did."
Family Guy
"She hides my food so I don't get bored like a zoo polar bear."
Family Guy
"Good luck. They could be anywhere."
Family Guy
"Hey, y'all. Nice to meet youse."
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"- Isn't that, like, a 50‐year‐old gay guy? - Chris!"
Family Guy
"Yeah, Stewie, isn't Bruce gay?"
Family Guy
"(scoffs) How should I know, man?"
Family Guy
"I should be the one asking you that."
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"- Okay. - Yeah, okay."
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"(grunting)"
Family Guy
"Bruce, don't you live on our street?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, I'm the house on the corner."
Family Guy
"You know, the incongruous purple one"
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"with all the desert plants?"
Family Guy
"Ah, yes, I know it well. I've left my dog's expulsions"
Family Guy
"on your Astroturf many times."
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"Welcome to our home. Put her there."
Family Guy
"Um, wh‐where?"
Family Guy
"The hand, you blockhead."
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"Hey, boo, we should probably get going."
Family Guy
"Where are you two lovebirds off to?"
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"The waxing place. Bruce is getting a treatment."
Family Guy
"I'm just getting an estimate from my team."
Family Guy
"Oh, gross."
Family Guy
"Peter, why is our daughter dating a gay man?"
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"Lois, I don't even pretend"
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"to know what's going on out there anymore."
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"Meg's completely oblivious to it."
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"You know, what I'd like to know is why he's doing this."
Family Guy
"Is it really such a bad thing, Lois?"
Family Guy
"I mean, they're having fun with each other."
Family Guy
"Speaking of having fun,"
Family Guy
"what do you say you and I do a little of the old, uh..."
Family Guy
"Eh?"
Family Guy
"Whoa, whoa, whoa."
Family Guy
"Are you okay to swim like that?"
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"(chuckles) Am I okay to swim?"
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"(shouts) I'm not."
Family Guy
"I can only flap about like a motorized tub toy."
Family Guy
"Please help me. And hurry."
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"I'm about to get hit by the old retired guy doing laps."
Family Guy
"Quick! He can't hear me"
Family Guy
"because there's an investment commercial playing in his head."
Family Guy
"COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: What are your retirement goals?"
Family Guy
"Swimming past a tiny‐armed fat guy"
Family Guy
"flailing in a public pool?"
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"T. Rowe Price. We've got you covered."
Family Guy
"Look at that guy. He did everything right."
Family Guy
"Hey, what you doing?"
Family Guy
"I... just won a 30‐pound bag of wood chips on eBay."
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"- What's up with you? - (chuckles) Listen,"
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