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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - Four Stories About Hand Stuff (S04E04)

"Allow me to show you the Glouberman method."
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""The Glouberman method"?"
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"It's a delicate dance in just 17 steps."
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"-Seventeen? -Look."
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"Lock."
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"Lights."
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"Music."
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"-[jazz playing] -Lower the shades."
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"I flip the Mets."
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"I flip the 'rents."
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"Lululemon maternity catalog."
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"Double-check the lock."
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"A tissue, two, three, four."
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"A lotion, pump, pump, pump."
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"-Ass. -Jesus."
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"Triple-check the lock again."
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"I'm sorry, you check the lock three times?"
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"Nick, you interrupted me! Now I have to do it all over again."
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"From the top, everybody. Back to one."
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"-Places! -No, no, I don't need to see that again."
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"Also, Andrew, you can pull up your pants now."
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"Aren't you gonna try the Glouberman method?"
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"Oh, God, no! Do you really do that every time you jerk off?"
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"Yes, of course! Well, why would you even ask that?"
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"I don't know, it just seems a little bit, like, um..."
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"totally obsessive and insane."
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"I'm not obsessive."
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"I just know that if I ever deviate from my very precise method, even a smidge,"
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"something terrible will happen."
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"That sounds like how a psychopath would masturbate."
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"Oh, please,  would a psychopath keep a journal"
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"logging every ejaculation by weight and color?"
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"Hold on. If I hadn't stopped you,"
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"-were you gonna fully cum in front of me? -Yes."
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"Hey, remember that thing Nick said about the method?"
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"That it's weird and annoying, and you seem crazy?"
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"[chuckles] Yeah. Like, what do you think?"
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"Well, I hate to agree with that little fat-lipped fuck,"
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"-but I have some issues with the method. -Really?"
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"Jacking off is supposed to be spontaneous  and fun,"
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"like a motorcycle blowing up in front of a bikini woman."
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"God, that's a great visual, but the method does work."
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"Come on, you're a man!"
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"When you wanna jerk off,"
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"you should just grab your short fatty and go to work, baby!"
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"Yeah, you're right. I mean, what's the worst that could happen?"
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"Hey, do you have a big hose to cool me down?"
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"[Andrew] Well, it's got a wide nozzle."
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"[Maury] Ooh! And maybe your cousin Cherry shows up."
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"Hey! I'm Andrew's cousin."
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"We have the same grandpa."
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"So get lost, 'cause this is making me horny!"
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"Oh, yeah? Well, then let's kiss about it, bitch!"
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"[Andrew] Oh, God, they're gonna kiss fight!"
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"[screams] Oh, for fuck's sake!"
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"Whoo! That's what I'm talking about!"
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"And your bedroom door is wide open."
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"I can smell the soup your mom's making downstairs."
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"You were right, Maury! Just get to it!"
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"Hey, what are we gonna do with all our newfound free time?"
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"Jack off again!"
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"-Do it in front of the window this time. -[phone rings]"
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"Let's fucking Louis the neighbor!"
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"Well, let's not call it that."
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"[Marty] What? No!"
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"-Oh, you gotta be kidding me! -What?"
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"Marty, what's wrong?"
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"It's Skip."
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"My father just dropped dead!"
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"-Zaide? -Your grandpa just died?"
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"-[Barbara] What happened? -They don't know! His heart just stopped!"
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"Oh, God, at the exact moment I deviated  from the method..."
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"[panicked inhaling] Maury, you don't think that--"
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"That you killed your grandpa?"
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"Because you jerked off willy-nilly?"
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"Without the hat and the dance?"
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"Oh, Maury! It's true, isn't it?"
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"It's all my fault! I killed my Zaide!"
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"I told you, he who cums without discipline invites chaos."
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"-That is the opposite of what you said! -Murderer says what?"
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"-What? -Exactly."
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"[sobs] Oh, God!"
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"If you've looked at your phone today, you've no doubt noticed the hashtag"
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""BoycottBoyCock.""
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"Hi, I'm Gayle King,"
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"and with me now is the young woman who started it all, Devin LeSeven."
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"Gayle, it all started when my husband Devon divorced me"
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"because I wouldn't give him a hand job."
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"I have to ask, is your husband also a child?"
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"I think I hope the answer is yes."
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"Mmm! Michael Angelo's so hot and such a good kisser,"
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"you don't even care that girl from your old school's on TV, huh?"
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"Let's depend on him for all our self-worth and happiness."
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"Well, I don't like that. But I do like the frenching."
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"-Ooh! No, it'll be okay. -What's wrong, baby?"
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"Oh, it's... it's nothing.  It's just, um..."
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"-It's just blue balls. -Oh, God, I'm sorry."
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"-I'm sorry. Am I doing something wrong? -I mean, you turn me on,"
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"but then I don't get to, like, you know, uh... finish?"
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"Uh, right. Finish."
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"And, uh... And so now I'm just, like, in massive agony."
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"-Oh, God! Massive? -Yeah..."
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"You hear that? You're hurting him!"
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"Is she, though?"
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"I mean, "blue balls." Is that really a thing?"
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"I mean, I've heard of it."
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"Everybody talks about it.  I just don't know what it is."
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"No, it's fine."
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"It's just this excruciating pain  in my nuts"
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"-that turns into a cramp in my stomach. -Oh, God."
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"Could you imagine that, Jessi? A painful cramp in your stomach?"
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"Of course you can!"
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"And the government should pay for tampons!"
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"You better do something"
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"about those blue balls before he dumps you."
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"-[moans, shudders] -Oh, I'm so sorry."
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"Ah! What can we do?"
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"-Listen-- -You want to go to urgent care?"
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"I guess there's one thing we could try..."
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"No, forget it. You probably wouldn't be into it."
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