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Clips from The Great North - Keep Beef-Lievin' Adventure (S01E01)

"He's debunking every Bigfoot theory we throw at him"
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"with his calm, fact‐based arguments."
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"My apologies, Santiago."
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"Come on, Moon. Time to go."
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"If you look closely, you can tell this carving is modeled"
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"on Brendan Fraser during his arc on Scrubs."
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"How dare you!"
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"My late husband carved that after a campsite encounter!"
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"Let's go get some ice cream, kids."
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"I hereby declare Bigfoot nonexistent! A hoax!"
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"- Moon, no! - I used to be like all of you."
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"But not anymore. I know the truth!"
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"- Wake up, sheeple! - Judy, Ham, time to go."
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"Good sir, it's been a pleasure."
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"And by the way,"
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""Sasquatch" rhymes with "ass crotch.""
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"Hey, Moon, quick pop quiz for ya."
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"Do you believe in Bigfoot? It's multiple choice."
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""Goo‐goo" or "gah‐gah" or"
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""I'm a little baby Bigfoot boy.""
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"Which one?"
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"I let go of all that Bigfoot stuff, Debbie."
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"So you'll just have to pick something else"
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"to make fun of me for."
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"Have we covered your weird teeth yet?"
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"Your mouth looks like it's all molars. Should I keep going?"
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"- Yes. - Russell!"
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"Sorry, Moon. I just like to hear her talk."
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"- With those ears? - What's wrong with my ears?"
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"Nothing. Some people love one gigantic ear and one tiny one."
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"Moon, are you okay?"
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"Yes, I'm just thinking about things that aren't made up."
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"Like bread and bulldozers and sharks."
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"Help!"
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"Help!"
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"Oh, my God. Jerry!"
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"I'm okay. I just can't move."
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"Because of all the wood on me."
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"Whatever you do, Jerry, do not wiggle."
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"With your current state,"
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"the opportunity for splinters is immense."
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"Sorry about that. I just wanted to bring in some firewood"
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"to say thanks for your hospitality this week."
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"But I'm beginning to notice"
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"that I'm not very good at Alaska stuff."
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"Alaska isn't for everyone, Jer."
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"But you're so happy here!"
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"I am, but we're not the same person."
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"You know you've been doing this our whole lives, right?"
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"I do a thing, it makes me happy, then you copy that thing"
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"because you think it'll make you happy."
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"And it rarely works out. Remember rhythmic gymnastics?"
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"We had to take you to the emergency room"
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"to get the ribbon off of you."
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"Yeah, I never really thought about it before,"
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"but you're right."
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"I follow you because, well,"
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"I know I love making other people happy,"
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"with Pizza Surprises and hermit crabs,"
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"but I don't exactly know how to make old Jerry happy."
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"Also, honestly, I thought Alaska would be mostly hot chocolate"
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"and panning for gold."
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"Maybe I wasn't looking at the most current websites."
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"Anyway, I guess I can't keep following in your footsteps."
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"Our feet are different sizes, little brother."
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"You got to go find your own Alaska."
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"I guess I got some soul‐searching to do."
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"Maybe my Alaska is South Carolina."
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"Or rhythmic gymnastics."
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"You know I look good in a leotard."
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"- Jerry, no. - I'm just playing."
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"Do they have hot chocolate in South Carolina?"
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"Morning, everyone. Where's Moon?"
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"Oh, he's upstairs listening to an audiobook called"
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"The Giraffe and the Octopus: Real Animals That Look Made‐up."
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"- What's up, Dad? - I'm calling"
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"an emergency family meeting."
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"I'm afraid Moon is losing his sense of wonder."
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"There are certain things that, if held onto,"
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"ward off those little parts of life"
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"that chip away at us and harden our souls."
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"Like how we all kind of believe the outhouse is haunted."
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"Kind of? Dad, it's definitely haunted."
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"A ghost grabbed my butt!"
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"I believe dolphins are just humans"
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"who stayed in the water too long."
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"And those little yellow dudes, the Minions‐‐"
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"I know they're not real, but... are they?"
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"Yes, all these things, all fine examples"
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"of what I'd like to help Moon hold onto"
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"to remind him that magic still exists."
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"And I think I have a plan, but it's something I can't do"
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"unless I want to throw up a bunch, which I don't,"
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"so I need a volunteer to help me bring joy"
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"to Moon with a little surprise."
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"- You just said my favorite words. - "Throw up a bunch"?"
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"No. "Joy" and "surprise." Beef, I think I'm your guy."
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"Are you going to Russell's after school?"
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"His big brother is letting us play D&D with him."
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"Dungeons & Dragons? I only do real stuff now."
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"Let me know when it's just called "Dungeons.""
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"- Oh, wha‐‐ what is that? - It's Bigfoot! Come quick!"
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"Yeah, right. Not interested."
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"Actually, Moon, you better take a look at this."
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"That thing's hairier than my Uncle Bunston."
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"- Oh, wow! - It's him!"
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"I probably owe you an apology."
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"So, sorry."
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"Also, your hands are dumb, you smell like chili,"
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"and your name sounds like somebody stepped on a cow."
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"There he goes back into the woods."
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"See you, big guy. Thanks for showing up."
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"- What a rush! - Great job, bro‐in‐law‐to‐be."
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"I helped keep Moon's sense of wonder alive,"
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"- and that made me really happy. - Hey, look at you."
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"You're happy, and you didn't copy me to get there."
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"Jerry, I happen to know that the folks"
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"who loaned us this costume are looking"
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"for someone to do this part‐time."
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"Dress up as Bigfoot"
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