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Clips from Lucifer - Who's da New King of Hell? (S04E04)

"[chuckles]"
Lucifer
"Oh, enjoy your child."
Lucifer
"Have him ring me when he's old enough to go to strip clubs."
Lucifer
"[Linda] I have to tell you."
Lucifer
"Forgiving yourself..."
Lucifer
"it's not as easy as you think."
Lucifer
"It doesn't happen overnight."
Lucifer
"If you were still my therapist, I might listen to you."
Lucifer
"-No, you wouldn't. -But since you're not..."
Lucifer
"Mm... bye-bye."
Lucifer
"[door bangs]"
Lucifer
"Okay, listen up. It's your boy, Holla Bae, live."
Lucifer
"And I'm about to shock the hell out of all of ya."
Lucifer
"I've got a guest coming up into the studio."
Lucifer
"You know him."
Lucifer
"And you hate him."
Lucifer
"[laughs]"
Lucifer
"No, I'm playing. I'm playing. Y'all love him."
Lucifer
"I used to hate him."
Lucifer
"But we're going to make an announcement about my tour"
Lucifer
"kicking off tomorrow night at The Mayan and we're going to end all that."
Lucifer
"Me and this dude had some real trouble  in the past."
Lucifer
"But we're going to squash all of that now. Stop beefing."
Lucifer
"And let's start getting to this money!"
Lucifer
"[knocking on door]"
Lucifer
"You ready for the love?"
Lucifer
"-[knife slashes] -[groans]"
Lucifer
"[chokes]"
Lucifer
"[Ella] Hm."
Lucifer
"Gnarly, right?"
Lucifer
"[Dan] Where's Holla's body?"
Lucifer
"No idea. The killer must have taken it."
Lucifer
"Hence the big old bloody shoe prints."
Lucifer
"-That's a lot of blood. -About five pints."
Lucifer
"This, my friends, is a class four hemorrhage."
Lucifer
"So wherever Holla is, he dead."
Lucifer
"I know who did it."
Lucifer
"-You do? -Yeah."
Lucifer
"Based on what Holla said in that video."
Lucifer
"The guy coming over was obviously going to be..."
Lucifer
"-Monopolize. -Monopolize, exactly."
Lucifer
"Who's that?"
Lucifer
"You've never heard  of the Mo-Holla squalla?"
Lucifer
"-Uh-uh. -Well, he's a rapper."
Lucifer
"-Monopolize. -[Ella] Yeah."
Lucifer
"[Ella raps] "Mo, Monopolize,"
Lucifer
"Don't apologize."
Lucifer
"Mo, monopolize,"
Lucifer
"Don't ask me for my size.""
Lucifer
"[raps] "You'll appreciate me  when I'm in your mother-effing thighs.""
Lucifer
"-Nothing, huh? -I've never, no."
Lucifer
"He accused him of killing his BFF, Fat Cannon."
Lucifer
"Nothing's ever been proven, but still, biggest beef since Biggie and Tupac."
Lucifer
"Oh."
Lucifer
"-Yeah. -[knocking on window]"
Lucifer
"[knocking] Detective! Detective!"
Lucifer
"Why didn't you call me?"
Lucifer
"-[Chloe] I told you, you need a break. -I told you everything is under control."
Lucifer
"For now. But how do you know it won't come back?"
Lucifer
"It won't. Trust me."
Lucifer
"Look, I promise..."
Lucifer
"you'll never have to see  anything monstrous ever again."
Lucifer
"Okay."
Lucifer
"[engine switches off]"
Lucifer
"[doors slam]"
Lucifer
"Lifestyles of the rich and tasteless."
Lucifer
"Looks like Liberace had a yard sale."
Lucifer
"Yeah. Well, Mo's manager, Isaac,  lives here."
Lucifer
"Looks like he's home. Maybe Mo's here too."
Lucifer
"What are you doing?"
Lucifer
"Don't worry, detective.  Now that everything's sorted,"
Lucifer
"I've all the perks of devilhood with no drawbacks."
Lucifer
"So rest assured, nothing evil will be released."
Lucifer
"[gates clatter]"
Lucifer
"-[gunshots] -[Chloe gasps]"
Lucifer
"-[Lucifer] Hell! -[gunshots]"
Lucifer
"[Chloe] LAPD!"
Lucifer
"Stand down!"
Lucifer
"[man] LAPD?"
Lucifer
"Why didn't you say so?"
Lucifer
"Yeah, before you broke  my goddamn gate, y'all."
Lucifer
"[Mo] I apologize for shooting at you. Seriously."
Lucifer
"I'm not a violent man."
Lucifer
"Well, the Desert Eagle that you just  opened up on us says differently."
Lucifer
"Hot pocket?"
Lucifer
"Oh, no thank you."
Lucifer
"Look, Holla and I had conflict."
Lucifer
"But we were about to bury the hatchet, supposed to meet up this morning"
Lucifer
"to announce we're dropping a joint album and tour."
Lucifer
"Instead, he was the one who got dropped."
Lucifer
"Come on, Mo.  You tell them what you told me."
Lucifer
"Speak the truth, bro."
Lucifer
"Sorry, look, this is going to sound crazy,"
Lucifer
"but Holla isn't actually dead."
Lucifer
"Well, that's impossible. Forensic says he's dead."
Lucifer
"I don't care what they say. I'm telling you,"
Lucifer
"I was walking to the studio"
Lucifer
"and I see a man dressed in leather  in the doorway."
Lucifer
"I see his hands are all bloody, so I back up quick."
Lucifer
"Then a few seconds later, Holla comes out,"
Lucifer
"all bloody and shit with a knife sticking out of his chest."
Lucifer
"-He was happy as a goddamn lamb. -Clam."
Lucifer
"It's clam, bro."
Lucifer
"And tell them what you told me about the car. That's pretty whack too, right?"
Lucifer
"Didn't you say they got in  a pizza delivery car or some shit?"
Lucifer
"Yeah, yeah. Pazo Papollo's Pizza."
Lucifer
"Right. Puff a bit of this before you left, did you?"
Lucifer
"A little bit. But I swear I ain't lying."
Lucifer
"We're going to need you to come down to the station to verify your story."
Lucifer
"Gladly. Safer there than out here."
Lucifer
"[rap music playing]"
Lucifer
"[Ella] Hey, guys."
Lucifer
"So I've been monitoring social media for any mention of Holla,"
Lucifer
"and a fan just posted this."
Lucifer
"Check it out..."
Lucifer
"looks like Monopolize  was telling the truth."
Lucifer
"-[Chloe] Yeah. -Can you see,"
Lucifer
""Hashtag fake death," "Hashtag publicity stunt.""
Lucifer
"What? So the whole thing's a hoax? No murder?"
Lucifer
"Does that mean case closed then?"
Lucifer
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