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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Tough Love (S09E09)

"Tough guy. Know it all."
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"It's like looking in a mirror. That's right, Shane."
Modern Family (2009)
"I was you."
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"Till a local sheriff put me in jail."
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"In a little program called Scared Straight,"
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"which, now that I'm saying it out loud,"
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"could have had a double meaning."
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"24 hours in the joint"
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"with some of the most dangerous characters this side of Hell."
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"Maybe, uh..."
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"Maybe you'd like to meet some of them."
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"I don't know what you're lookin' at,"
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"'cause I don't ever remember sellin' you a lookin' license!"
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"Hey, it must be 5:00 a.m."
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"outside the McDonald's,"
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"because the fresh meat just got delivered!"
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"And the Weasel likes fresh meat!"
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"Hey, you back off him! That new boy's mine!"
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"Oh...Uncle Cam..."
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""Like.""
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"My friend, Billy. Billy Club."
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"- Ay, Cam... - Whack!"
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""Like.""
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"Do you even know how to drive a truck?"
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"No, Margaret, I don't..."
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"but unlike the rest of the world,"
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"sometimes I just figure things out on my own."
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"Backing up..."
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"Shut up, Margaret."
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"Survival vlog, entry one."
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"After a five-mile hike and ride down some rapids,"
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"I've decided to make my camp here."
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"The rapids were treacherous."
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"I took on water"
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"and quickly realized my only chance for survival"
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"was to push my companion overboard..."
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"my constant companion..."
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"fear."
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"Please stay out of my blind spot."
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"Merging. Merging!"
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"Sorry!"
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"Here's the thing."
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"In the wild, you either shrink from the challenge,"
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"or you realize that confidence is half the battle"
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"and you become the master of your environment."
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"Okay..."
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"All right."
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"Thank you, thank you. Thank you."
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"This isn't so bad."
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"Yeah."
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"That's right, Prius... move it."
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"Yep."
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"Sometimes it's just a matter of thrusting your chest out,"
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"staking your claim..."
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"and letting nature know"
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"there's a new sheriff in town."
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"This chorizo, these plantains, it's all so delicious."
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"When did you develop a taste for Colombian?"
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"It's called bandeja paisa."
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"Oh talented, smart and speaks Spanish."
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"Oh, please."
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"Everybody wants to touch those cheeks."
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"He looks like one of those babies"
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"that blow a cloud across the ceiling of a church."
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"So, tell us, Dr. Karen, what do you teach?"
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"Well, the best way would be to show you."
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"- Why don't we find our legs? - Fun."
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"- Now stand beside me and follow along. - Mm-hmm."
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"Imagine you're carrying two pails of water."
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"Uh-huh. Deep breath."
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"No, no, no. Your chest shouldn't be lifting."
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"Come place your hands on my neck."
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"Do you feel how still and open my breathing is?"
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"- Oh, a little sensitive there. - Yeah, you have a little bite there."
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"Oh, my bad."
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"Okay, that's a little tight."
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"But I can see where Manny gets his soft hands from!"
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"- Oh, that's very, very eye-opening. - Mom. Mom."
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"Uh, let's check on the dessert in the kitchen."
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"What kind of schools allow a teacher to date a student?"
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"I'm guessing any art school."
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"He can't date a 30-year-old."
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"Manny's still a child."
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"Manny wasn't a child when I met him."
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"Look, there was a 10-year period"
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"where there was at least one empty chair"
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"at my house every Thanksgiving because I had a lot to say"
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"about who Mitchell and Claire were dating."
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"So learn from my one and only parental mistake."
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"Uh, maybe Karen and I should head out. I'm sensing some tension."
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"No, no, no. This is your house,"
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"and you're supposed to be comfortable here."
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"So, just hang out."
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"Have more wine."
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"And don't worry about driving."
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"You can spend the night here tonight."
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"Are you sure, Mom?"
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"Yeah, I'm sure. I'll go get some more wine."
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"Any tips on how she moves?"
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"- I've never seen anything like it. - Right?"
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"- Hello, Shane. - Acting Vice Principal Tucker."
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"I know you think you're pretty cute right now,"
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"but before this day is done,"
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"I will get you to admit you sent out that video."
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"I did send out that video."
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"- I knew you'd crack. - Look, uh..."
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"I'm sorry. I just really need these kids to accept me."
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"No, Shane, you don't."
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"Because they're popular, you think you need their approval."
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"I'm a cop."
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"Oh, are you, now?"
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"There's concern about some drug traffic at this school."
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"I am here, undercover, to shut it down."
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"Okay, yeah."
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"Okay, well, I kind of always knew you were police."
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"Well, sure. You're law enforcement, too."
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"- We know our own. - Cop eyes."
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"- Cop eyes. - Okay. So what's the play?"
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"There's this new designer drug called Dexomorphone."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Kids are calling them "Dum-Dums.""
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