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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Tough Love (S09E09)

"Ready for your big camping trip?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You sure you got everything you need?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Your Camry. My GPS is broken. Can we trade cars?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I recently left my real-estate partners to strike out on my own."
Modern Family (2009)
"But before facing the wilds of the housing market,"
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"I'm gonna boost my confidence with six rugged nights of camping"
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"at Yosemite National Park and one at the Kawayu Lodge."
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"I'm... I'm concerned, of course,"
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"about readjusting to civilization,"
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"so I've reserved the garden suite"
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"in case I'm more comfortable sleeping outside."
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"Uh... only because I am picturing myself"
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"in a line of people sweeping the woods with flashlights,"
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"are you sure a week in the woods is a good idea?"
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"Sweetheart, if anything, I'm over prepared."
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"I have two weeks worth of food, water purifiers..."
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"a flare gun."
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"Oh, don't wave that thing around in the house."
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"Give me a little bit of credit."
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"I'm not gonna shoot off a flare gun in the house."
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"Hey, Lily, the library is saying that "Stripey the Zebracorn""
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"is two months overdue? What... what's that about?"
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"We have a new librarian, and she's a little..."
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"She's been drunk e-mailing a lot."
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"Oh, that poor thing."
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"Lily, go find that book."
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"And the fine's coming out of your allowance."
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"You'll really believe anything, won't you?"
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"- I will not. - Really? Okay..."
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"Um, hey, remember when you had your grandmother"
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"ship us a certain Appalachian hex poppet"
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"because you thought our house had evil spirits?"
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"Okay, yeah. Do you have a better explanation"
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"Yes. Our contractor found this in one of the vents."
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"Listen..."
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"Yeah, I think it's one of those dolls they give high-school girls"
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"who are high risk for getting pregnant?"
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"When would one of those girls have been in this house?"
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"I think I was babysitting Lily,"
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"and I kinda remember it turning into a party situation."
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"You know, I sort of recall the air conditioning blasting"
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"and I had to shove something in the vent to block it,"
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"which was pretty responsible, considering my friend Alicia"
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"brought her actual baby there."
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"So many teens going down the wrong path. I see it every day."
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"Uh, seems like you're trying to change the subject"
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"from you being gullible."
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"Only because I have a more pressing concern."
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"Today, I have to oversee my first detention"
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"as acting vice principal,"
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"and I'm... I've just been racking my brain"
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"of how I'm gonna reach these kids."
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"It's, uh, detention. How about "shut up and do your homework"?"
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"What's... what's wrong with her? Should I get the hex poppet?"
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"I'm just cry-talking."
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"- I threw my neck out changing Cal. - Oh, no."
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"Now whenever I move, all of me comes with it."
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"Oh, gosh. Oh, you know what?"
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"Why don't you let us take baby Cal, and you go get yourself a rubdown."
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"You're an angel. Shouldn't be but a few hours."
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"Hey, are you an even bigger rube than I thought?"
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"There's nothing wrong with her neck."
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"- Oh my God, the baby! - What?!"
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"No!"
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"He... he winked at me."
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"You're gonna love it, Joe."
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"My dad took me to an air show like this for my 12th birthday."
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"We saw Blue Angels, fighter jets, a B-52 bomber."
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"- Something got bombed? - Well, my dad."
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"He got in a drinking contest with some fly boys."
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"But that just made it extra fun, 'cause I got to drive us home."
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"Joe, why is the fort still in the middle of the living room?"
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"- I need it. - For what? Apaches?"
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"- Are you being attacked? - Feels like it."
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"Take it down. I've told you three times already."
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"If you don't do it now, we're not going to the air show."
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"Wait, no fair! Why am I being punished?"
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"Oh, I didn't expect you guys to be home."
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"Uh, we're just gonna use the pool."
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"- Jay, Gloria... - Gloria?"
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"This is Dr. Karen Fisk. She's a movement teacher at my school."
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"Your son is very talented."
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"Well, it's always very nice to meet one of Manny's teachers."
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"Why don't I get us something to drink"
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"and maybe some delicious brownies that I was about to throw away"
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"because they're only for the good children!"
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"Keep your brownies!"
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"It's cute, that grown-up routine"
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"Manny's putting on to impress his girlfriend."
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"She's not his girlfriend. She's his teacher."
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"Gloria, he brought her home when he thought no one would be around."
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"Manny has been bringing his teachers home"
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"since he was a little kid."
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"His 9th birthday party turned into a PTA meeting."
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"Gloria, I think you're just not seeing what you don't want to see."
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"Believe me, Jay, I see everything."
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"The dentist says your new mouth guard"
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"should be there tomorrow."
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"Alex, I am sure you can make it through one night..."
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"I-I don't know, hit the materials lab and whip up some mouth flubber."
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"Oh, Claire, thank goodness."
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"- There was a bit of a trucking mix-up. - Mm-hmm."
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"Irving was sent to Julian and can't get to Visalia."
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"Well, send Dustin to Visalia and have Irving hit Julian and Ramona."
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"Dustin can't hit Visalia and also Irvine."
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"- Well, can Julia hit Irvine? - Not Irvine and Tustin."
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"Dustin to Tustin, Irving to Irvine,"
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"and I'll drive the damn truck to Visalia!"
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"- You? - Yes, of course me, Margaret!"
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"'Cause I have to handle everything anyhow!"
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"- If not me, who? - Oh, no. Mi Hu is going to Carlsbad."
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"These are your future,"
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"and they're headed... out..."
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"the window... never to return."
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"You drop this, Coach?"
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"Yes."
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"Oh, it must be Halloween,"
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"because somebody's passing out snickers!"
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"- Shane? - Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt."
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"Oh, it's okay, Shane. I know your type."
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