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Clips from The Goldbergs - George! George Glass! (S04E04)

"and I put them down in this dossier."
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"For example, after he goes to the Olympics,"
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"he's going to med school to become a urologist."
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"That's crazy! No one wants to be a urologist."
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"Face it, I'm unbeatable. I've thought of every detail."
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"I was made to George Glass me a guy."
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"Well, I was made to George Glass me a gal."
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"Oh! So sad, you guys have to make up pretend lovers"
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"instead of knowing the joy of a authentic one."
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"I'm talking about my longtime companion, Lainey."
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"Sad."
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"Idiot."
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"You had a fake girlfriend from Canada for three years."
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"Marian Lemieux wasn't fake! I met her at camp."
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"We went to the same camp. There was no Marian."
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"She spent all her time at the lake,"
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"but then had to leave for a modeling emergency!"
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"- It happens! - Whatever."
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"Point is, there's only room"
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"for one George Glasser in this family, and it's me."
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"The battle had begun."
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"It was time for me to bring Lampy to life."
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"Are you sure about this, dude?"
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"Yes, I'm taking my fake girlfriend to a whole new level."
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"A hickey equals proof. Engage."
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"It kind of tickles."
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"Don't make this any weirder than it already is."
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"- How's it look? - Like you got some action."
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"Then do more."
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"I want people to know me and Lampy are the real deal."
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"- What's a Lampy? - Just hickey me, already!"
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"This cannot fail."
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"- Fail! - I can see that, Dave Kim!"
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"While the vacuum was threatening to blow up my spot,"
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"my dad was still refusing to give up his."
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"How long are we gonna do this? Just give it up."
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"I was here first!"
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"According to parking rules, this space is mine."
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"We all know that there are no rules to parking."
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"Look! I'm in more of the spot than you are, so it's mine!"
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"You just said, "No rules,""
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"yet you just told me a rule, you moron!"
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"Murray, it's a stupid parking space!"
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"Stop being so stubborn!"
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"Never! I will stay here forever."
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"I will make this my home if I have to."
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"That's absurd."
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"How would you get ready for work?"
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"I would leave my job and move my family here."
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"Don't be an idiot."
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"This spot can hold three people, max,"
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"not a whole family!"
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"I will forsake my wife and kids and my life as I know it"
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"just for this parking space!"
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"That is a horrible thing to s..."
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"Your wife is sitting right there."
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"Thank you, Larry."
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"Yes! Thank you, Larry, because this is my new home."
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"- Not the pants. - Oh, yes, the pants."
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"Don't you do it."
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"And this feels just like home."
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"Whoo! Whoo! It feels good."
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"You know, I like to dig in, but this is next level, buddy."
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"Good luck to you, Beverly."
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"Ha ha! You see that, Bevy?"
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"This is what victory looks like."
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"And that's what the end of a concert looks like."
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"But we won the space, and that's not nothing."
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"Oh, my God."
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"My plan with the vacuum sucked,"
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"so my only option was to double down."
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"I know I keep saying this, man,"
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"but I don't know about this, man."
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"Shut up, Dave Kim."
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"My only choice is to turn these obviously fake hickeys"
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"into a convincing paintball injuries."
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"Oh, balls!"
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"Balls! Oh, balls! It hurts."
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"It hurts so bad!"
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"Next time, warn me."
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"Thought it would be better to surprise you. Ready?"
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"Ohh! It hurts worse."
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"It's worse when you prepare! Don't let me prepare."
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"Go back to the other way."
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"Oh, man! Manisewitz!"
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"Sorry!"
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""Funky Cold Medina"!"
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"So sorry."
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"- Mommy! Mommy! - Everyone okay?"
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"Thought I heard a woman scream."
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"Yeah, probably scared some freshman ladies"
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"with my extreme p-ball training."
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"I had no idea you played paintball."
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"It's totally my thing."
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"It's totally my thing, too."
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"I used to go with my college girlfriend,"
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"Paintsy McBallerson."
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"Want to go with me sometime?"
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"I'm always looking for a battle partner."
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"Uh, yeah, for sure."
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"Great. It's a date."
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"Oh, my... Ow!"
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"Dad, it has recently come to my attention"
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"that the Beach Boys concert mom invited me to 16 times"
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"was, in fact, Live Aid."
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"How about that?"
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"Yes. "How about that?" indeed."
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"What the hell is that?"
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"This, Father, is a traditional mok jong,"
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"or as the uninitiated call it, a karate training post."
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"Well, why is it blocking "The Rockford Files.""
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"See, I have achieved a rage so pure, so overwhelming,"
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"I have no choice but to channel it into this wooden thing"
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"for the next three hours."
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"This is gonna be a whole thing, isn't it?"
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"Up windmill! Down windmill!"
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"Cross block! Hyah-hyah!"
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"Monkey steals the peach! Tiger climbs the tree!"
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"Looks like I'm not the only one upset"
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"about missing their concert."
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