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Clips from The Goldbergs - The Greatest Musical Ever Written (S04E04)

"In high school in the '80s, you had to get creative"
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"when it came to finding your place at school,"
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"and I knew exactly where I wanted to belong."
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"♪ Ta-ta-ta-ta-tah, da-da-da-da-da-dah ♪"
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"Oh!"
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"You are the greatest Tin Boy the world has ever seen!"
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"Oh, I'm sorry. Tin Man."
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"- My delicious, little Tin Man! - You don't think auditioning"
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"- in full costume is too much? - You're too much!"
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"Unfortunately, not everyone shared my mom's enthusiasm."
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"- Hey, bro! - Yeah?"
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"Ow! Why!?"
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"I have a well-established rep at school"
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"as basically the coolest human of all time."
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"And you'll embarrass me and yourself if you do the musical."
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"Sure, I'm no Ben Vereen, but I'm really growing as a performer."
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"I don't care if you act better than Jean-Claude Van Damme!"
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"You're in high school now."
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"The last thing you want is to be branded"
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"a lame-ass theater geek."
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"You're saying my popularity hinges solely"
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"- on me not doing the musical? - This is high school, bro."
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"Theater is the lowest of the low, and nothing's gonna change that."
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"Well, nothing except the biggest musical sensation of the '80s."
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"One word ... "Phantom.""
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"- No way! - Sweet!"
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"Before "Hamilton," "Phantom" was king of all musicals."
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"Even non-theater geeks loved it."
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"That show made me cry, and I don't care who knows it."
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"After an exhilarating weekend in New York City ..."
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"I stayed in a hostel ..."
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"I have decided to change the musical from that"
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"sappy schlock fest that is "The Wizard of Oz""
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"and tackle the greatest musical sensation of our generation."
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"But don't we, like, need permission"
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"from Andrew Lloyd Webber to do his show?"
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"We do, and he's granted it to us."
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"- What?! - In spirit."
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"Look, do you want to be a giant wussbag"
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"- for the rest of your life or be a star? - Well, you are the adult, so..."
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"We're doing the greatest musical ever written!"
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"Wait. Won't your brother kick your ass if you do the play?"
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"I'll just play it cool around Barry. He won't even notice."
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"Well, I'm off to school. Have a nice day."
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""Thanks.""
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"♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪"
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"♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say ♪"
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"♪ I don't know the future ♪"
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"♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪"
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"It was November 30, 1980-something,"
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"and Erica was planning her winter-semester schedule."
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"Okay, Pops. I just finished the ultimate slacker schedule."
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"Now that my college applications are in,"
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"I can finally, completely give in to my senioritis."
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"A lot of my friends have that. I-It's not as joyful with them."
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"First period, I kick things off with study hall, ease into my day."
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"And then it's on to second period ..."
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"another study hall for naps ... and then typing class"
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"and then an easy "A" in home ec,"
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"and then ceramics, and then intro to summer."
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"- That's a class? - It's an independent study I created."
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"You know, there's a science to getting a good base tan."
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"Well, you outdid yourself."
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"This schedule really does spit in the face"
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"of education as we know it."
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"Got to admit, all this prepping and planning ..."
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"- very mature of you. - You approve of all this?"
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"She's gonna be going to college soon!"
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"- My job here is done. - Your job? As a parent?"
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"Yep. Gonna be phoning it in from now on."
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"And this has been you not phoning it in."
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"I've been working my ass off."
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"Hey, Boopie. What's with the board?"
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"It's a year of maxing and relaxing with nonstop blow-off classes."
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"Well, at least you're taking one real class."
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"- Which is...? - Home ec."
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"Running a house is the hardest job in the world."
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"You know, some people put a man on the Moon,"
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"and others put parm on a chicken."
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"Uh, you sound insane right now. Home economics"
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"is the cornerstone of civilization."
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"Or it's a class football players take to make drop cookies."
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"That's what they're teaching you?"
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"How to drop a hunk of batter on a sheet?"
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"When did you get so anti-drop cookie?"
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"They're not gonna teach you how to darn a sock,"
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"- pepper a ham or bleach an undie? - I'm in the mood for drop cookies."
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"It's important for you to have the knowledge"
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"that your grandmother had and her grandmother had before her."
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"Yeah, well, I'll hire a maid who has that knowledge."
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"Until then, I have some maxing and relaxing to do."
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"Will you make me some drop cookies?"
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"Unfortunately for Erica, the maxing was short-lived."
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"Oh, sweet mother of mercy!"
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"- Welcome to "Home Economics." - What are you ..."
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"I'll be your your sub for the day... and week."
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"- How are y... - Possibly month."
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"- Only time will tell. - What did you do to to Ms. Horokawa?"
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"Oh, you mean Mrs. Silverstein?"
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"I introduced her to the man of her dreams. They eloped."
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"Now they're in Belize on the trip of a lifetime."
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"- You monster... - Buckle up, angel!"
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"You're about to embark on a journey through the domestic arts."
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"- Mrs. Goldberg? - Chef Goldberg."
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"All due respect, Chef, but the team and I"
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"kind of took this class for an easy "A.""
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"Well, the only easy thing about this class is the eggs over."
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"All right, the fact that none of you are cracking up right now"
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"just shows your ignorance."
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"First assignment ... lasagna!"
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"This will be the greatest challenge of your young lives."
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"But my mom makes lasagna all the time."
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"- Is it really that hard? - Uh, I don't know, Ruben Amaro Jr."
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"Does four layers of hand-rolled noodles,"
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"freshly stewed tomatoes, and six imported cheeses"
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"sound hard to you?"
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"But I only know two different types of cheese ..."
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"- string and whiz. - Goat, Gruyère, Gouda."
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"Those are just the G's. You want me to go on?"
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"Mom, you can't do this."
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