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Clips from Human Resources (2022) - International Creature Convention (S01E01)

"Human Resources is going global, baby."
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"International Creature Convention, here we come!"
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"ICC! The big ICC!"
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"Oh, I can't wait to fuck a bunch of randos"
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"at a magical Radisson in the sky above North Korea."
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"Ooh, Maury, will you write my room number on my forehead in Sharpie"
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"so everyone knows where to find me and my holes?"
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"Of course, Connie. What about you, Walter?"
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"Are you excited for your annual fuckfest with Simon Sex?"
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"No, my heart can't handle these once-a-year flings with him."
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"I'm going Simon sexless this year."
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"Oh, damn. That's a sad way to start this episode."
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"Ugh, what am I gonna do?"
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"-I can't do this to Emmy."
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"I can't do this to Emmy."
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"Seriously, I really can't do this to Emmy. I'm sorry, but we have to stop."
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"Come on, Rochelle, you don't want to stop."
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"I know, but it's over--"
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"-Hey, Rochelle, my trusted best friend."
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"So glad we get to be conference buddies all weekend, right? Girl time!"
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"Yeah! Your first conference. It's gonna be great."
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"Oh, yeah, and thank God Dante's not coming."
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"I mean, I've been in such a dark place lately because of him."
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"-He really is the fucking worst, right? -Of course!"
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"You still agree with that statement, correct?"
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"Yeah, he's the worst. You should definitely not be with him."
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"Yeah, but not just me though, right?"
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"'Cause nobody should be with him, right?"
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"Yeah, nobody."
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"Don't worry, I'm here. I'm here, yes, with a brand-new fashion belt."
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"And I can't wait to judge all your shameful dalliances from the sidelines."
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"Hey! There's nothing shameful"
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"about tugging and chugging your way through a parade of strangers."
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"Yeah, I already booked an appointment to get my stomach pumped."
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"Remember to tell him beforehand you want to keep the stuff that comes out."
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"Yeah, of course."
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"Welcome to the International Creature Convention."
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"Pick up your credentials here."
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"All right. Roomies."
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"Roomies! Fun!"
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"We can stay up late ripping into that shithead Dante,"
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"who is riddled with chlamydia, which I gave to him."
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"Walter, my love. You look good enough to eat."
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"Well, you're gonna die hungry, boo, because the kitchen is closed this year."
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"Hey, Simon Sex, you beautiful bastard. How are you?"
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"Maury. I'm all right, I'm all right."
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"-But what's wrong with Walter? -He's protecting his fragile Lovebug heart"
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"because he thinks all you care about is his fragile Lovebug dong."
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"Well, that's not true. I care about every part of Walter."
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"If I could, I'd put them all in my ass at once."
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"-You are a goddamn poet, man. -And you're a warrior, Maury. I love you."
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"-Hey, I love you, too, brother. -Wow."
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"Well, I've gotta run. I'm getting a drink with Philip Fuck before my seminar."
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"Philip Fuck? I love that guy."
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"Hey, Maury, I'm getting a text from Martha at moveon.org."
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"-Want me to tell her you love her too? -Sure, she sounds nice."
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"Ooh! Hey, let's go to the Sexpo."
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"I heard a guy in Iceland made a car that runs on ejaculate, it's called--"
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"-Toyota Cumry? -Yeah, Cumry. Yeah, you guessed it."
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"Ooh, I wonder who's gonna win The Dolly this year."
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"What's "the Dolly"?"
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"The Dolly Parton award."
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"It is the most prestigious humanitarian award a creature can get."
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"Yeah, it takes a big heart. And let me tell you, big tits don't hurt either."
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"Rochelle, I, uh, have a feeling this is your year."
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"Aw, Pete. So you think I have big tits, huh?"
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"No, I think they're very normal."
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"They're perfect. I mean, I don't know what they look like."
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"-I only look at your face. -Relax. I'm just fucking with you."
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"Oh!"
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"That's funny."
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"Um, hey, speaking of amusement, we should get a drink before dinner?"
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"All right. You're buying."
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"I'd love to buy.  I have my debit card, traveler's checks."
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"You'll find I have many modes of payment. And she's gone."
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"Hey! Watch out for Rochelle, dude."
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"Her heart is fucking rotten."
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"And between you and me, her tits are mostly bra."
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"That's a good one, Emmy."
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"Uh, can you please let go? You're hurting me."
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"Yeah, that's called pulling a Rochelle 'cause she's a hurter"
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"and she's additionally also bad."
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"What's up, my fellow Shame-heads?"
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"Uh, hello, I'm Lionel from the US office. Would you like to trade business cards?"
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"Are you sure your name isn't"
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""Pathetic Loser With a Hideous Braided Belt"?"
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"No, it's Lionel."
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"That guy is so lame."
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"Excuse me, barkeep? Hello?"
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"Hello? I know you can see me."
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"-Here, let me help you. Bartender! -What would you like?"
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"One Shamearita, please."
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"It's like a margarita, but the bartender has to whisper something bad she did"
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"into the cup before she gives it to you."
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"I stepped on my boyfriend's tiny dog."
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"And I'll have a tap water in a piping hot glass."
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"Oh, straight out of the dishwasher, please."
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"-You're not drinking? -Oh, no."
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"No, I need my senses sharp so I can judge others as cruelly as possible."
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"It is a work trip, after all."
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"-That's too bad. -What is? What's bad?"
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"Please don't turn away."
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"It's just… I've been watching you and that magnificent belt."
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"You like it? I bought it just for this conference."
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"-Well, if you're willing to take it off,"
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"I was hoping we could ditch this stupid mixer and get a little shameful ourselves."
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"Ditch the mixer?"
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"And miss an exclusive opportunity to network with industry thought leaders?"
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"Listen, where I'm from, we have a saying,"
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""Life is short, so come upstairs to my room and fuck me.""
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"Ooh, Lionel likey very muchy."
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"Mmm! Ah!"
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"Let's entwine ourselves like the braids of my brand-new belt."
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"-Yeah!"
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"Sorry. I went too far. Sorry about that."
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"Roll up, roll up. Jars of cum from around the world."
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"Oh, my. What's this freaky little box do?"
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"This is the Kickstand 3000."
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"It's a VR experience where you can feel what it's like to be inside a boner."
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"T-shirts! Get your T-shirts! We got Mickey Mouse with tits."
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