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Clips from God's Favorite Idiot (2022) - Tom the Baptist (S01E01)

"-Or, I'm sorry, the sauna. -Oh my God."
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"Do you hear the gobbledygook that comes out of your mouth?"
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"I'm so sorry, Clark. This is on me. Okay?"
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"I'm-- I'm so sorry about your dad."
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"And I want you to know this hospital will be a Satan-free zone in no time."
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"You're-- you're telling us, without any embarrassment,"
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"that you haven't done anything here to protect us?"
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"-Although you could, you chose not to. -Are you--"
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"I'm saying I'm bending the rules so that we can get it done."
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"Holy shit."
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"-{Clark sighs] -I'm gonna break and bend your legs."
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"-I'm gonna break your legs. -You should probably get movin' on that."
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"-Go do something now. -Making it safe."
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"-I'm gonna. Every nook and cranny. -Not paperwork."
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"-No. -Not paperwork."
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"I'm gonna go do it. I'll Harry Potter the whole place right now."
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"Without doing the paperwork first."
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"-I'm gonna break one leg, no matter what. -Um… Oh!"
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"Ah… Hi, there. I'm Dr. Stevens."
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"You're the family of Mr. Thompson?"
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"Uh, yeah. Uh, he's my dad."
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"And I'm sleeping with him."
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"-Him. Not him. It's… -Oh-- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."
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"Okay. Well."
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"I'm very sorry to tell you this,"
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"but because of the prolonged heat exposure,"
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"he sustained damage to his brain and his kidneys."
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"We've induced a coma so that we can keep him stable"
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"until we can determine the best course of treatment."
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"Oh, wow."
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"I knew it was bad, I didn't… I didn't know it was that bad."
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"Uh… Okay. Can I go, uh, see him?"
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"Absolutely. Of course. That's fine."
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"-Okay. Thank you. -Thank you."
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"-I'll be right here if you need me. -Okay."
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"Pop."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"I'm sorry I got… I got there too late."
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"I couldn't stop Satan from hurting you."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"I wish I'd done better."
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"I was too slow."
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"I was too slow…"
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"I've always been slow."
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"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry."
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"Well, here he is!"
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"The big faker himself."
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"False prophet!"
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"You know, uh, I'm on a new network now, Clark."
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"America's Own Holy Network."
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"Ayo… ohn…"
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"And now there are many more eyes on God's prize."
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"And we will not be fooled by your tricks."
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"How dare you say that everybody's right about God?"
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"-Everybody is right about God. -No, Clark."
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"-God told me that. It's true, actually."
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"-Only we are right about God."
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"-Only the righteous are right. -That's right!"
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"Only the righteous are right!"
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"-Only the righteous are right! Yes please! -Excuse me."
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"Don't you walk away--"
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"Only the righteous are right. Only the righteous are right!"
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"Yikes."
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"Clark Thompson, or the man who glows, is back in the news,"
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"this time with a breakout article that has just come out in USA Today."
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"The journalist Judy Miller recently published an article"
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"claiming Clark Thompson is a messenger of God."
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"Hello?"
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"She also claims she witnessed divine phenomenon…"
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"Who's watching TV?"
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"…physically attacked by Satan, who she says is a woman."
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"Uh, for the record,"
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"-I'm not a fun person to murder. -Hey!"
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"-God!"
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"-Oh! Holy bugbears. -I'm sorry. I di--"
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"-What did you… just say? -I said holy bugbears."
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"It's a very scary monster from Dungeons & Dragons."
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"That's what you say when you think you're gonna be viciously murdered?"
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"May I have your… weapon? Or bumbershoot?"
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"Ah! Thank you."
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"-How's your dad? -Oh, he's, uh… he's okay."
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"You know, serious but stable."
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"The doctor said he would text me if there's any changes."
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"-Yeah. -So I thought I'd come home"
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"and just catch a quick shower, and…"
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"And then I was so delighted to see that you're in the house I thought was locked."
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"Yeah, I just figure I'm here all the time anyway."
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"And, you know, it's Harry Pottered so we could actually be safe here."
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"So… I just made a key."
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"That makes sense."
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"I also brought over, uh, all my stuff."
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"So… I thought we'd just live together."
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"Awesome."
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"Hmm."
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"Also, for what it's worth,"
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"I, um… find it interesting"
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"that I'm not going on the date with the… the truck driver."
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"Well, you know. I also enjoy driving."
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"It's just one of my hobbies. Probably why we're so close."
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"I made you something. I cooked food."
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"-Oh. -I just figured you'd be hungry."
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"And hospital food's terrible."
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"So I wanted to make you a home-cooked meal."
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"Oh! What am I doing? My God."
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"-What am I doing? Here."
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"I'm not sure which way you wanna go at it, so…"
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"Um… it's… it's cut up hot dogs"
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"that I boiled so long that the skins came off,"
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"-which I thought was a nice touch."
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"It's on a bed of oatmeal because I couldn't find a box of mashed potatoes."
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"So I thought this could…"
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"I think once you mix it all up… I think it'll be pretty-- pretty good."
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"It looks a little bit like severed… fingers."
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"In just such a fun way."
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"I thought so too. I thought they looked like little, fat, uh… bloody toes."
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"I thought that was kind of, you know, fun."
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"And a protein and a carb."
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"-It's the circle of life on a plate. -And a vegetable. The ketchup."
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"I cannot wait to dig into this."
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"It's, uh, congealed a bit."
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