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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - Too Many Tonys (S01E01)

Boy, this is thirsty work.

"Boy, this is thirsty work."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh. Thank you, Jeannie.

"Oh. Thank you, Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Jeannie. -Yes, master?

"-Jeannie. -Yes, master?"

I Dream of Jeannie

What is this stuff?

"What is this stuff?"

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-Tubla. -Tastes like it.

"-Tubla. -Tastes like it."

I Dream of Jeannie

Would you like some more?

"Would you like some more?"

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No, no. l-- No.

"No, no. l-- No."

I Dream of Jeannie

lt tastes terrible.

"lt tastes terrible."

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Well, it was very popular in Pompeii.

"Well, it was very popular in Pompeii."

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Yeah, sure. And look what happened to Pompeii.

"Yeah, sure. And look what happened to Pompeii."

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Oh, Jeannie, would you blink off.

"Oh, Jeannie, would you blink off."

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All right.

"All right."

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-Hi, Tony. -Oh, good morning, Roge.

"-Hi, Tony. -Oh, good morning, Roge."

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Boy, what a morning.

"Boy, what a morning."

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Wait. You're not gonna like that.

"Wait. You're not gonna like that."

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lf it's good enough for you, it's good enough for me.

"lf it's good enough for you, it's good enough for me."

I Dream of Jeannie

You drink a lot of that?

"You drink a lot of that?"

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-l warned you. -What is it?

"-l warned you. -What is it?"

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lt's called tubla. lt used to be very popular in Pompeii.

"lt's called tubla. lt used to be very popular in Pompeii."

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Yeah, look what happened to Pompeii.

"Yeah, look what happened to Pompeii."

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l've got to tell you something.

"l've got to tell you something."

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-You better get a girl. -What are you talking about?

"-You better get a girl. -What are you talking about?"

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l heard Dr. Bellows and General Peterson...

"l heard Dr. Bellows and General Peterson..."

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...discussing the results of the tests they made.

"...discussing the results of the tests they made."

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They compared the emotional stability of the unmarried astronaut...

"They compared the emotional stability of the unmarried astronaut..."

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-...and the married astronaut. -Yeah?

"-...and the married astronaut. -Yeah?"

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And the married astronaut came off 6 percent better.

"And the married astronaut came off 6 percent better."

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And Dr. Bellows said if there's anyone that should have a wife, it's you.

"And Dr. Bellows said if there's anyone that should have a wife, it's you."

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Well, that's ridiculous.

"Well, that's ridiculous."

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How can l get married? l don't even have a girl.

"How can l get married? l don't even have a girl."

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Well, l just thought l'd tip you off. You'll be hearing from Dr. Bellows.

"Well, l just thought l'd tip you off. You'll be hearing from Dr. Bellows."

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All right. Thanks, Roge.

"All right. Thanks, Roge."

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-Well, any time. -Okay.

"-Well, any time. -Okay."

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l'll be your best-- Best man.

"l'll be your best-- Best man."

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Okay, Jeannie, he's gone.

"Okay, Jeannie, he's gone."

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Jeannie, what are you doing?

"Jeannie, what are you doing?"

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l will be with you in a moment, master.

"l will be with you in a moment, master."

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l am just finishing my wedding dress.

"l am just finishing my wedding dress."

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lt's charming, charming.

"lt's charming, charming."

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But would you mind getting rid of this outfit now?

"But would you mind getting rid of this outfit now?"

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-You do not like it? -l like it very much.

"-You do not like it? -l like it very much."

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But l'm not planning on getting married, and neither are you.

"But l'm not planning on getting married, and neither are you."

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But Dr. Bellows wants you to get married.

"But Dr. Bellows wants you to get married."

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Well, l don't think you're exactly what he had in mind.

"Well, l don't think you're exactly what he had in mind."

I Dream of Jeannie

Now, would you mind taking this off?

"Now, would you mind taking this off?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Thank you. Oh, and get rid of the wedding dress too, please.

"Thank you. Oh, and get rid of the wedding dress too, please."

I Dream of Jeannie

Yes?

"Yes?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Thank you.

"Thank you."

I Dream of Jeannie

You are the most unromantic master l've ever had.

"You are the most unromantic master l've ever had."

I Dream of Jeannie

l wish you could let yourself go and act like--

"l wish you could let yourself go and act like--"

I Dream of Jeannie

Like what?

"Like what?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Like this.

"Like this."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie, darling.

"Jeannie, darling."

I Dream of Jeannie

You're the most beautiful, the most wonderful thing in my life.

"You're the most beautiful, the most wonderful thing in my life."

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Don't ever leave me.

"Don't ever leave me."

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Jeannie. How-- How do you do that?

"Jeannie. How-- How do you do that?"

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Well, technically, it is a variation of the lndian rope trick.

"Well, technically, it is a variation of the lndian rope trick."

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Well, technically, get rid of him. l don't like it.

"Well, technically, get rid of him. l don't like it."

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Oh, but l do.

"Oh, but l do."

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Let's be married. Right now.

"Let's be married. Right now."

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All right. Knock it off.

"All right. Knock it off."

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Why cannot you treat me like this, master?

"Why cannot you treat me like this, master?"

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Because l'm late for a lunch date, that's why.

"Because l'm late for a lunch date, that's why."

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Let him go. We can be alone together.

"Let him go. We can be alone together."

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Oh, you can, huh?

"Oh, you can, huh?"

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l don't know what you see in him. He's got a very weak chin.

"l don't know what you see in him. He's got a very weak chin."

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Get rid of him. l mean it. Get rid of him.

"Get rid of him. l mean it. Get rid of him."

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That's better.

"That's better."

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l don't wanna see me here again. l mean, him around here.

"l don't wanna see me here again. l mean, him around here."

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-You know what l mean. -No, master.

"-You know what l mean. -No, master."

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-Huh? -Yes, master.

"-Huh? -Yes, master."

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Before l go, l want you to know just one thing.

"Before l go, l want you to know just one thing."

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Yes?

"Yes?"

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You're the most beautiful, the most wonderful thing in my life.

"You're the most beautiful, the most wonderful thing in my life."

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Oh, master. Then we are going to be married.

"Oh, master. Then we are going to be married."

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No, no. l'm afraid not.

"No, no. l'm afraid not."

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l want you to consider me as your--

"l want you to consider me as your--"

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Your bosom friend.

"Your bosom friend."

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Captain Nelson?

"Captain Nelson?"

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Hello.

"Hello."

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Hello.

"Hello."

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-Who are you? -l am nobody.

"-Who are you? -l am nobody."

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l mean, l just drop by to cook Captain Nelson's dinner.

"l mean, l just drop by to cook Captain Nelson's dinner."

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-Do you do this often? -Oh, every night.

"-Do you do this often? -Oh, every night."

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That's strange. He's never mentioned you to me.

"That's strange. He's never mentioned you to me."

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l'm Colonel Bellows, the base psychiatrist.

"l'm Colonel Bellows, the base psychiatrist."

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l know.

"l know."

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-Nelson's talked about me? -Every day.

"-Nelson's talked about me? -Every day."

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You and Captain Nelson must be old acquaintances.

"You and Captain Nelson must be old acquaintances."

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Oh, we are bosom friends.

"Oh, we are bosom friends."

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Are you? l'm afraid l didn't get your name.

"Are you? l'm afraid l didn't get your name."

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-Jeannie. -l'm delighted to meet you, Jeannie.

"-Jeannie. -l'm delighted to meet you, Jeannie."

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-That smells good. -The bread, the pie or the cake?

"-That smells good. -The bread, the pie or the cake?"

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You're baking bread, pie and cake?

"You're baking bread, pie and cake?"

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Oh, yes. Captain Nelson loves my baking.

"Oh, yes. Captain Nelson loves my baking."

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You may be just what the doctor ordered.

"You may be just what the doctor ordered."

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l am afraid l do not understand.

"l am afraid l do not understand."

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Well, there are so many flighty young girls around...

"Well, there are so many flighty young girls around..."

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...it's a pleasure to meet a real, old-fashioned homebody for a change.

"...it's a pleasure to meet a real, old-fashioned homebody for a change."

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l mean, wife material.

"l mean, wife material."

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lf you don't mind my saying so, it looks as though Nelson has struck gold.

"lf you don't mind my saying so, it looks as though Nelson has struck gold."

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Oh, l do not mind your saying so.

"Oh, l do not mind your saying so."

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For his own sake, l hope he appreciates you.

"For his own sake, l hope he appreciates you."

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l've just finished making a survey of married astronauts...

"l've just finished making a survey of married astronauts..."

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...and Captain Nelson is in a lot of trouble.

"...and Captain Nelson is in a lot of trouble."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, he appreciates me. He apprecia--

"Oh, he appreciates me. He apprecia--"

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l will show you.

"l will show you."

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Darling, l couldn't stay away another minute.

"Darling, l couldn't stay away another minute."

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-Captain. -Look who's here.

"-Captain. -Look who's here."

I Dream of Jeannie

Who's he?

"Who's he?"

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Well, l.... l....

"Well, l.... l...."

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l've seen men in love before this, but--

"l've seen men in love before this, but--"

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Well, this is--

"Well, this is--"

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This is marvellous!

"This is marvellous!"

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How soon are you gonna be married?

"How soon are you gonna be married?"

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Tonight. Now.

"Tonight. Now."

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That may be rushing things a bit. Why don't we say Sunday?

"That may be rushing things a bit. Why don't we say Sunday?"

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-l can't wait. -Sunday will be fine.

"-l can't wait. -Sunday will be fine."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'll spread the good word.

"l'll spread the good word."

I Dream of Jeannie

l hope you'll have me to dinner.

"l hope you'll have me to dinner."

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