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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Frigate Me Knot (S12E12)

"He's in Florida doing that deep-sea salvage stuff."
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"Sunken treasure. That's the life, huh? Schmitty."
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"- "Sunken treasure" is what I call Dad's butt. - Gene."
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"All right, we're gonna start off"
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"with a simple but important knot:"
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"the bowline."
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"Make a loop. Tag end goes through."
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"Under and over. Back through."
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"Bowline. Let's see how you all did."
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"Good. Nice. Eh,"
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"boy, you really aren't Schmitty."
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"Sorry, can-can you show me one more time?"
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"- You-you went really fast. - "Knot" too fast for me."
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"Actually, it was a little fast."
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"Okay. Make a loop, pass it through,"
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"under and over and back through and..."
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"- Still too fast? - Still too fast. - I'm good."
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"Okay. Here's how we teach the little kids."
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"The rabbit comes up from his hole,"
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"runs around the tree"
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"and then goes back into his hole."
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"Your rabbit didn't make it back into its hole."
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"- Wait, where is your rabbit? - Uh, uh..."
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"Dad, what did you do to your rabbit?!"
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"Okay, enough food, Teddy."
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"Let's hit the bar, get some alcohol inside of you."
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"Eh, but Tony and the guys are at the bar."
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"Teddy, it's a free country."
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"And free drinks. Come on."
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"Have you considered challenging them to a navy duel,"
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"which I assume involves water guns?"
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"TEDDY: Let's hope it doesn't come to that."
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"(laughs loudly) Teddy, you're so witty,"
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"and you know so much about ships and life,"
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"and you just don't care what people think about you."
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"(laughs) Oh, you guys again. Hi."
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"Hey, I just came back from the supply room"
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"and picked up my memento."
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"- What'd you get? - I got a pad eye."
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"TONY: Me, too. Picked it up"
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"- when I first got here. - What's a pad eye?"
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"- It's like a cleat. - What's a cleat?"
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"It's a thing you secure a rope to."
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"Rope! I know rope."
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"So, wait, we can just take stuff from the ship?"
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"- Dibs on that huge cannon. - TEDDY: No, Louise."
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"Only sailors from the maiden voyage"
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"can take something off the ship before they sink it."
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"- What are you getting, Teddy? - Oh, nothing."
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"What? Why nothing?"
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"'Cause I didn't put in a request for anything."
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"They should give a life vest to Double-Dip."
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"Ha! Good one, Billy. That was a good one."
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"- Right. Double-D? - (laughs) Yeah. I'm not upset."
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"- (laughs, sighs) - Hello, ma'am."
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"Beers for my friends"
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"and, uh, have you ever heard of a Twisted Monkey?"
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"- I have not. - It's a ginger ale and ice, twisted."
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"And then you make a noise like a monkey when you give it to me."
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"I don't know if I want to do that."
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"Okay, I'll make the noise like a monkey."
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"Wait, Teddy, I don't get it."
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"Why didn't you ask for part of the ship?"
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"I didn't think I was gonna come."
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"Plus, what was I gonna write on the letter?"
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""Hi, I'm the guy who fell off the ship twice."
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"Can I please have something"?"
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"They probably would've stamped it"
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"with "Request denied, idiot.""
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"Thank you. (imitates monkey)"
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"Not so hard, is it?"
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"Well, is there a part of the ship that you would want?"
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"I mean, I wouldn't say no to a pad eye."
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"Who would? It's a pad eye. It's like a cleat."
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"Well, then, let's get you a pad eye."
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"We can't. The request had to be in months ago."
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"- There's got to be a way. - Nah, forget it."
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"I don't even deserve part of the ship. (sighs)"
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"Teddy, uh, Louise and I are gonna... go pee!"
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"She shouted."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll be right back."
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"Listen, it's not right that Teddy"
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"doesn't get anything from this ship while Tony"
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"gets to take a pad eye with him"
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"even though he was a total poop deck to Teddy"
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"- the whole time. - They never said the sea was fair."
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"I say we find a way to get Teddy something."
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"Something better than a pad eye. That's how he'll win."
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"Yeah, that kind of makes sense in a dumb, beautiful way."
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"So, are you in for operation "Go Get a Part of the Ship"
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"from That Supply Room Place for Teddy"?"
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"- Uh, yeah. Sure. - Okay."
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"Thought there was gonna be a little more energy there,"
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"- but great. - And after that,"
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"- we find the frickin' torpedoes. - There's the energy."
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"But probably not with the torpedo thing."
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"So, what's the plan? We're just gonna ask"
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"for a piece of the ship for Teddy?"
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"We'll ask nicely."
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"And we'll say, "Please make it slightly better than a pad eye.""
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"Nope. Can't do that."
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"- Pretty please? - Uh, no."
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"- Aw, frigate. - Okay, good start. Good start."
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"And that is how you tie the sheet bend knot."
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"Can't wait till someone asks me how to do a sheet bend."
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"Still working on the bowline?"
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"Almost got it."
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"There! I did it! Damn it."
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"I bet Schmitty can tie a bowline."
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"Schmitty can tie any knot."
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"He even invented his own knot: the Schmitty Liddy."
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"Best knot in the world for securing lids."
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"- So cool. - GENE: Mm-hmm."
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"Why, oh, why would God bless you with Schmitty's face"
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"- but curse you with those hands? - I don't know."
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"Okay, everybody done with the sheet bend?"
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"Hold them up. Looking good. I'll..."
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"check in with your bowline in a bit."
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"Maybe a little time apart will do us both some good."
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"I'm gonna get it."
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