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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Frigate Me Knot (S12E12)

And they laughed a lot.

"And they laughed a lot."

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And I didn't go

"And I didn't go"

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to another sleepover for the rest of high school.

"to another sleepover for the rest of high school."

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You are pretty vocal in the bathroom

"You are pretty vocal in the bathroom"

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- about what's going on. - Yeah, a lot of commentary.

"- about what's going on. - Yeah, a lot of commentary."

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She's like Ken Burns in there.

"She's like Ken Burns in there."

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It helps to talk it through. Anyway, I let them win.

"It helps to talk it through. Anyway, I let them win."

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Teddy, that's why you got to go to your thing, so you win.

"Teddy, that's why you got to go to your thing, so you win."

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That's a touching story, Linda,

"That's a touching story, Linda,"

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but I don't know if I can face those guys.

"but I don't know if I can face those guys."

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- We'll come with you. - Really?

"- We'll come with you. - Really?"

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No. No, no, no.

"No. No, no, no."

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- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah.

"- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah."

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As emotional support. And muscle if you need it.

"As emotional support. And muscle if you need it."

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But not going is also a reasonable option.

"But not going is also a reasonable option."

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I mean, if you guys came with me,

"I mean, if you guys came with me,"

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I'd feel a lot better about going.

"I'd feel a lot better about going."

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And they're gonna have a bunch of music and food.

"And they're gonna have a bunch of music and food."

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It says "Bring the whole family."

"It says "Bring the whole family.""

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It doesn't say whose family.

"It doesn't say whose family."

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- Please? - Please, please, please? I want to get a picture

"- Please? - Please, please, please? I want to get a picture"

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- of me with a torpedo for my own personal Christmas card. - Yeah, Dad.

"- of me with a torpedo for my own personal Christmas card. - Yeah, Dad."

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I hear you're supposed to do fun activities with your kids.

"I hear you're supposed to do fun activities with your kids."

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- Come on, Bob. - (groans)

"- Come on, Bob. - (groans)"

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O-Okay, fine.

"O-Okay, fine."

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- Frigate. - Gene.

"- Frigate. - Gene."

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GENE: Do we look okay, Teddy?

"GENE: Do we look okay, Teddy?"

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- Are we under-tattooed? - Should we go on shore leave

"- Are we under-tattooed? - Should we go on shore leave"

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and cause a ruckus with some locals?

"and cause a ruckus with some locals?"

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- Come back with a shiner? - And cans of spinach

"- Come back with a shiner? - And cans of spinach"

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that you somehow suck through the can?

"that you somehow suck through the can?"

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Oh, boy, here we go.

"Oh, boy, here we go."

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Sheesh, I can't believe it's been 30 years.

"Sheesh, I can't believe it's been 30 years."

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You and the ship look amazing.

"You and the ship look amazing."

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One of you has barnacles on them,

"One of you has barnacles on them,"

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but I'm not gonna say who 'cause I'm a gentleman sailor.

"but I'm not gonna say who 'cause I'm a gentleman sailor."

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Come on, let's go touch stuff we're not supposed to.

"Come on, let's go touch stuff we're not supposed to."

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Uh, okay, but don't do that.

"Uh, okay, but don't do that."

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Uh, I'm so nervous. My ears are sweating.

"Uh, I'm so nervous. My ears are sweating."

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No, they're no... Oh, my God, they are.

"No, they're no... Oh, my God, they are."

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I thought it was an earring.

"I thought it was an earring."

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Remember, just by showing up today, you win, and they lose.

"Remember, just by showing up today, you win, and they lose."

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TONY (chuckles): Hey.

"TONY (chuckles): Hey."

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Check it out. It's Double-Dip.

"Check it out. It's Double-Dip."

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(chuckles): Double-Dip is here. No way.

"(chuckles): Double-Dip is here. No way."

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How'd you get here? Did you swim over? (laughs)

"How'd you get here? Did you swim over? (laughs)"

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- Oh, boy. - Okay, they win, I lose. Let's go.

"- Oh, boy. - Okay, they win, I lose. Let's go."

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Come on, Teddy. Just stay for a little bit.

"Come on, Teddy. Just stay for a little bit."

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An hour tops. Six drinks.

"An hour tops. Six drinks."

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Just kidding. Sort of. There's drinks, right?

"Just kidding. Sort of. There's drinks, right?"

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- Yeah. - Good. Hey, you can do this.

"- Yeah. - Good. Hey, you can do this."

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We'll be here for you. Right next to you.

"We'll be here for you. Right next to you."

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- Right, Bob? - Uh, sure.

"- Right, Bob? - Uh, sure."

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Or-or behind you.

"Or-or behind you."

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It just kind of depends on how everyone's standing.

"It just kind of depends on how everyone's standing."

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Okay, fine. An hour.

"Okay, fine. An hour."

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And maybe you guys hold my hands the whole time?

"And maybe you guys hold my hands the whole time?"

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- No? Probably not? - RAUL: Get over here.

"- No? Probably not? - RAUL: Get over here."

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- And try not to fall in. - (all laugh)

"- And try not to fall in. - (all laugh)"

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I don't like it. I don't like it.

"I don't like it. I don't like it."

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- I don't like it. - It's gonna be great.

"- I don't like it. - It's gonna be great."

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- Come on, let's do this ship. - (Teddy groans)

"- Come on, let's do this ship. - (Teddy groans)"

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Hey, Tony, Raul, Billy. Good to see you all.

"Hey, Tony, Raul, Billy. Good to see you all."

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Double-Dip, you came. Wow.

"Double-Dip, you came. Wow."

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Of course he came. He's a navy man

"Of course he came. He's a navy man"

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showing off his old ship to his not-navy friends.

"showing off his old ship to his not-navy friends."

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We're his biggest fans. We're like his groupies.

"We're his biggest fans. We're like his groupies."

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- Right, Bob? - BOB: Mm.

"- Right, Bob? - BOB: Mm."

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It's great to see you, DD. That's short for Double-D,

"It's great to see you, DD. That's short for Double-D,"

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which is short for Double-Dip.

"which is short for Double-Dip."

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'Cause he fell in the ocean twice.

"'Cause he fell in the ocean twice."

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(laughs) Yeah, I forgot all about that Double-Dip stuff.

"(laughs) Yeah, I forgot all about that Double-Dip stuff."

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So glad you brought it up.

"So glad you brought it up."

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I got to go over there now and see what that stuff is

"I got to go over there now and see what that stuff is"

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over on that thing. The table?

"over on that thing. The table?"

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What is it, food? (laughs)

"What is it, food? (laughs)"

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- Okay, see you later. - Okay.

"- Okay, see you later. - Okay."

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Oh, God. Oh, God. Has it been an hour yet?

"Oh, God. Oh, God. Has it been an hour yet?"

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I think it's been, like, ten minutes?

"I think it's been, like, ten minutes?"

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If we round up from one minute.

"If we round up from one minute."

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Come on, you're doing great.

"Come on, you're doing great."

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You're sticking it to those navy ninnies.

"You're sticking it to those navy ninnies."

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Do you know how much I wish I could go to a boat party

"Do you know how much I wish I could go to a boat party"

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with the Debbie Bernardini crew right now and say,

"with the Debbie Bernardini crew right now and say,"

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"Look at me. No chocolate on this dress"?

""Look at me. No chocolate on this dress"?"

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God, I'd kill for that. Oh, actually, that is chocolate.

"God, I'd kill for that. Oh, actually, that is chocolate."

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Where'd you get chocolate?

"Where'd you get chocolate?"

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- I don't know. - LOUISE: Well,

"- I don't know. - LOUISE: Well,"

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terrible news. Turns out all the weapons

"terrible news. Turns out all the weapons"

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were taken off this ship weeks ago.

"were taken off this ship weeks ago."

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Apparently, it's "not safe" to scuttle a ship

"Apparently, it's "not safe" to scuttle a ship"

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with missiles on board. This is why I don't pay taxes.

"with missiles on board. This is why I don't pay taxes."

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We did see a knot-tying workshop for the sailors' kids. Eh?

"We did see a knot-tying workshop for the sailors' kids. Eh?"

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I mean, why "knot"? (chuckles)

"I mean, why "knot"? (chuckles)"

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I could finally learn how to tie these bad boys.

"I could finally learn how to tie these bad boys."

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Mom tied them a year ago,

"Mom tied them a year ago,"

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and now I just try not to have to take them off.

"and now I just try not to have to take them off."

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Pass. I know all the knots I need to know

"Pass. I know all the knots I need to know"

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from Tina's Thundergirl handbook.

"from Tina's Thundergirl handbook."

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Oh, yeah. I was supposed to learn those,

"Oh, yeah. I was supposed to learn those,"

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but I did "knot."

"but I did "knot.""

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Seriously, though, I didn't get my knot-tying badge

"Seriously, though, I didn't get my knot-tying badge"

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because I made too many knot jokes.

"because I made too many knot jokes."

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- I'm funny at Thundergirls. - BOB: I-I would do knots.

"- I'm funny at Thundergirls. - BOB: I-I would do knots."

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I-I've always wanted to be a knots guy.

"I-I've always wanted to be a knots guy."

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I mean, it's for kids, but I'm sure it isn't weird

"I mean, it's for kids, but I'm sure it isn't weird"

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if a grown man is also learning.

"if a grown man is also learning."

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You can pretend to be our dad.

"You can pretend to be our dad."

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All right, everyone got their rope?

"All right, everyone got their rope?"

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If that's what this is.

"If that's what this is."

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Schmitty, is that you?

"Schmitty, is that you?"

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Oh. No, I'm-I'm not, uh, Schmitty.

"Oh. No, I'm-I'm not, uh, Schmitty."

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- I-I'm-I'm Bob. - Wow.

"- I-I'm-I'm Bob. - Wow."

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You are the spitting image.

"You are the spitting image."

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Raul, look at this guy over here.

"Raul, look at this guy over here."

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Doesn't he look like Schmitty?

"Doesn't he look like Schmitty?"

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Huh. Now that you mention it,

"Huh. Now that you mention it,"

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yeah, he's the spitting image.

"yeah, he's the spitting image."

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TINA: Huh, he does look like Schmitty.

"TINA: Huh, he does look like Schmitty."

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- Wait, who's Schmitty? - I mean, I knew he wasn't coming today.

"- Wait, who's Schmitty? - I mean, I knew he wasn't coming today."

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