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Clips from Lucifer - Boo Normal (S03E03)

I mean, you try being the Angel of Death.

"I mean, you try being the Angel of Death."

Lucifer

- A lot of people die, Lu. - You're telling me.

"- A lot of people die, Lu. - You're telling me."

Lucifer

Okay, I get it, you're pissed.

"Okay, I get it, you're pissed."

Lucifer

I should have reached out to you

"I should have reached out to you"

Lucifer

when Dad kicked your butt down to Hell.

"when Dad kicked your butt down to Hell."

Lucifer

And I was going to, but, you know,

"And I was going to, but, you know,"

Lucifer

a day turned into a week, which turned to, you know,

"a day turned into a week, which turned to, you know,"

Lucifer

a thousand years,

"a thousand years,"

Lucifer

and then it just seemed weird.

"and then it just seemed weird."

Lucifer

Well, congratulations. Weirdness averted.

"Well, congratulations. Weirdness averted."

Lucifer

Uh, you weren't there, Lu. You don't know.

"Uh, you weren't there, Lu. You don't know."

Lucifer

When Dad kicked you out,

"When Dad kicked you out,"

Lucifer

the whole family was rocked, me especially.

"the whole family was rocked, me especially."

Lucifer

- Oh, really? Why is that? - Because,

"- Oh, really? Why is that? - Because,"

Lucifer

I lost my favorite big brother, you dope.

"I lost my favorite big brother, you dope."

Lucifer

Come on, Lu.

"Come on, Lu."

Lucifer

Remember when we used to prank Amenadiel?

"Remember when we used to prank Amenadiel?"

Lucifer

Please tell me he still has that hilarious angry face.

"Please tell me he still has that hilarious angry face."

Lucifer

Still angry. Still hilarious.

"Still angry. Still hilarious."

Lucifer

Mostly, I just missed you listening to me

"Mostly, I just missed you listening to me"

Lucifer

drone on about whatever was on my mind.

"drone on about whatever was on my mind."

Lucifer

I know it may have not meant much to you,

"I know it may have not meant much to you,"

Lucifer

but it mattered a lot to me.

"but it mattered a lot to me."

Lucifer

Look, I-I'm sorry. I-I made a mistake.

"Look, I-I'm sorry. I-I made a mistake."

Lucifer

But you started a freaking rebellion, Lucifer.

"But you started a freaking rebellion, Lucifer."

Lucifer

Nobody's perfect.

"Nobody's perfect."

Lucifer

I suppose you're right about that.

"I suppose you're right about that."

Lucifer

But why are you here now,

"But why are you here now,"

Lucifer

and how does Ms. Lopez know of you?

"and how does Ms. Lopez know of you?"

Lucifer

Oh, that.

"Oh, that."

Lucifer

Oh, don't worry, I'm not Dad.

"Oh, don't worry, I'm not Dad."

Lucifer

I have no qualms with you interacting with humans.

"I have no qualms with you interacting with humans."

Lucifer

Well, come on.

"Well, come on."

Lucifer

Ella was in a gnarly car wreck

"Ella was in a gnarly car wreck"

Lucifer

when she was young, and I showed up to,

"when she was young, and I showed up to,"

Lucifer

you know, do my Angel of Death thing.

"you know, do my Angel of Death thing."

Lucifer

But what, false alarm?

"But what, false alarm?"

Lucifer

It happens.

"It happens."

Lucifer

This time, I don't know, I-I didn't want to leave.

"This time, I don't know, I-I didn't want to leave."

Lucifer

I mean, you know Ella.

"I mean, you know Ella."

Lucifer

There's just something about her.

"There's just something about her."

Lucifer

She's so positive. She makes you feel like...

"She's so positive. She makes you feel like..."

Lucifer

Good about yourself.

"Good about yourself."

Lucifer

Yeah! Exactly!

"Yeah! Exactly!"

Lucifer

I only ever get to talk to dead humans.

"I only ever get to talk to dead humans."

Lucifer

I mean, they're so morose.

"I mean, they're so morose."

Lucifer

Anyway, whenever I was in the neighborhood,

"Anyway, whenever I was in the neighborhood,"

Lucifer

I'd stop by, see how she was doing,

"I'd stop by, see how she was doing,"

Lucifer

and we became friends.

"and we became friends."

Lucifer

But apparently, it's weird

"But apparently, it's weird"

Lucifer

if people talk to invisible angels.

"if people talk to invisible angels."

Lucifer

So I told her I was a ghost, which didn't help.

"So I told her I was a ghost, which didn't help."

Lucifer

So I sent her to be out here with you.

"So I sent her to be out here with you."

Lucifer

You did what?

"You did what?"

Lucifer

First, Dad puts the detective here,

"First, Dad puts the detective here,"

Lucifer

and now you're trying to manipulate me with Ms. Lopez.

"and now you're trying to manipulate me with Ms. Lopez."

Lucifer

Why does everyone think I need help meeting women?

"Why does everyone think I need help meeting women?"

Lucifer

Relax. I-I didn't do it for you,

"Relax. I-I didn't do it for you,"

Lucifer

I did it for her.

"I did it for her."

Lucifer

Well, both of you, I guess.

"Well, both of you, I guess."

Lucifer

See, since I couldn't really be with her,

"See, since I couldn't really be with her,"

Lucifer

and I couldn't be with you,

"and I couldn't be with you,"

Lucifer

I thought at least two of my favorite people

"I thought at least two of my favorite people"

Lucifer

could be together.

"could be together."

Lucifer

And that's the only reason that you're here?

"And that's the only reason that you're here?"

Lucifer

Pretty much.

"Pretty much."

Lucifer

Listen, Azrael...

"Listen, Azrael..."

Lucifer

- Uh, everything okay? - Yes.

"- Uh, everything okay? - Yes."

Lucifer

Yes. I was just wondering how it's going

"Yes. I was just wondering how it's going"

Lucifer

with my good friend, Ms. Lopez,

"with my good friend, Ms. Lopez,"

Lucifer

as I just heard you'll be staying with us a while longer.

"as I just heard you'll be staying with us a while longer."

Lucifer

Excellent choice, by the way.

"Excellent choice, by the way."

Lucifer

Yeah, I mean, I was just, you know,

"Yeah, I mean, I was just, you know,"

Lucifer

comparing DNA on a block of regular wood

"comparing DNA on a block of regular wood"

Lucifer

versus synthetic wood.

"versus synthetic wood."

Lucifer

- Oh. - So, the cells in the synthetic...

"- Oh. - So, the cells in the synthetic..."

Lucifer

Sorry, you were probably just being polite.

"Sorry, you were probably just being polite."

Lucifer

No, no, no, no. Not at all.

"No, no, no, no. Not at all."

Lucifer

Please, tell me more. I'm all ears.

"Please, tell me more. I'm all ears."

Lucifer

Oh, well, it's fascinating.

"Oh, well, it's fascinating."

Lucifer

See, the plastic preserves the DNA.

"See, the plastic preserves the DNA."

Lucifer

Right? But with the regular wood,

"Right? But with the regular wood,"

Lucifer

the cells get soaked up, kind of like, um,

"the cells get soaked up, kind of like, um,"

Lucifer

like a parasite fusing with its host, right?

"like a parasite fusing with its host, right?"

Lucifer

Hey.

"Hey."

Lucifer

How's it going, Frank?

"How's it going, Frank?"

Lucifer

You still kicking that hernia's butt?

"You still kicking that hernia's butt?"

Lucifer

Nice.

"Nice."

Lucifer

Morning, Jane.

"Morning, Jane."

Lucifer

Talk about a buzzer-beater last night, am I right?

"Talk about a buzzer-beater last night, am I right?"

Lucifer

Bam!

"Bam!"

Lucifer

Hey, guys.

"Hey, guys."

Lucifer

Morning.

"Morning."

Lucifer

- Oh, I like your hair today. - Thank you.

"- Oh, I like your hair today. - Thank you."

Lucifer

Tough break, Beth.

"Tough break, Beth."

Lucifer

But we're gonna figure out what happened to you.

"But we're gonna figure out what happened to you."

Lucifer

Hey, little brother.

"Hey, little brother."

Lucifer

You did what?

"You did what?"

Lucifer

They said that?

"They said that?"

Lucifer

Well, that's never gonna happen.

"Well, that's never gonna happen."

Lucifer

Seriously?

"Seriously?"

Lucifer

Fine, okay.

"Fine, okay."

Lucifer

Dude.

"Dude."

Lucifer

What are you doing?

"What are you doing?"

Lucifer

Well, this macro lens gets so much more detail

"Well, this macro lens gets so much more detail"

Lucifer

- than my phone camera does. - Gross.

"- than my phone camera does. - Gross."

Lucifer

Oh, someone's a crabby-pants today.

"Oh, someone's a crabby-pants today."

Lucifer

How's it going, Ella?

"How's it going, Ella?"

Lucifer

Couldn't be better.

"Couldn't be better."

Lucifer

Really?

"Really?"

Lucifer

Sorry, my brother just called.

"Sorry, my brother just called."

Lucifer

Ah, right. Well, family are the worst.

"Ah, right. Well, family are the worst."

Lucifer

- Crab away. - Well, apparently,

"- Crab away. - Well, apparently,"

Lucifer

uh, my brother moved back to Detroit a week ago.

"uh, my brother moved back to Detroit a week ago."

Lucifer

And did he bother to give me a heads-up?

"And did he bother to give me a heads-up?"

Lucifer

Uh, no, señor.

"Uh, no, señor."

Lucifer

Not to mention that he's the reason

"Not to mention that he's the reason"

Lucifer

I moved out to L.A. in the first place.

"I moved out to L.A. in the first place."

Lucifer

And now my whole family wants me to move back home, too.

"And now my whole family wants me to move back home, too."

Lucifer

Are you considering moving back home?

"Are you considering moving back home?"

Lucifer

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