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Clips from The Great Outdoors

"You can run around here naked as a bear"
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"and not worry about running into anybody."
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"Is that right? Yes."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"Really?"
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"You think it's possible that we could play fashion parade? Please."
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"I don't wanna play fashion parade. Why?"
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"You get to wear the good outfits!"
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"- Oh, no, I'll let you wear them. - You will?"
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"Now, uh, you will be Shelana!"
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"Shelana, the oak tree woman."
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"Oh, I love it when I'm the oak tree woman!"
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"Temptress of the woods."
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"Yes! Yes! Yes!"
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"And I will be Burt."
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"Burt. A guy named Burt."
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"I love it when you're Burt. You're always..."
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"Mmm. Or I could be Smokey's cousin, Horny."
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"- He has endurance. - Yes, he does."
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"Anybody home?"
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"Shelana the woods temptress?"
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"With Horny the Bear, Smokey's cousin?"
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"Okay, okay."
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"Turn that off. Turn it off. Oh yeah. No, no, Chester, you said it."
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"Do it on the floor."
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"Beautiful stuff. Hey, that's all right."
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"Game playing, role playing. Helps in a marriage after a little while, you know?"
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"Turn the damn thing off! Turn it off."
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"That was quite a surprise. I mean..."
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"That was quite a surprise. I mean..."
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"You got me."
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"And the whole week you'll be here!"
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"Okay."
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"Oh, wow! Just something."
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"So, anyway, you're an intelligent man."
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"Thank you."
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"You make a good living. Not bad."
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"You got a good life. Pretty good."
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"Answer me one question. Sure."
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"Why the hell would you want to come up to"
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"a plant-infested no-man's-land like this and live like a barbarian for a week?"
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"You wouldn't understand."
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"Try me."
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"I have great memories of this country when I was a kid, you know, and I used to come up here with my dad"
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"and I want the boys to have the same memories."
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"Look around you, Roman! For God sakes, this is beautiful country here!"
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"Take a good look."
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"I'll tell you what I see when I look out there, if you wanna know."
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"Yeah, I'm curious."
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"I see the underdeveloped resources of Northern Minnesota, Wisconsin and Michigan."
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"I see a syndicated development consortium"
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"exploiting over a billion and a half dollars in forest products."
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"I see a paper mill, and, if the strategic metals are there, a mining operation."
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"A green belt between the condos on the lake and a waste management facility"
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"focusing on the newest rage in toxic waste, medical refuse,"
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"infected bandages, body parts, IV tubing, contaminated glassware,"
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"entrails, syringes, fluid, blood, low-grade radioactive wastes,"
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"all safely contained, sunken in the lake and sealed for centuries."
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"Now, I ask you. What do you see?"
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"I just see, uh... I see trees."
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"Well, no one ever accused you of having a grand vision. Nope."
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"Maybe it's all for the best. While the ambitious scramble for wealth and power,"
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"the Chet Ripley's of the world are just able to lay back"
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"and casually stroll along life's path."
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"I mean that as a compliment. Oh, thanks."
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"The rest of us are all probably gonna die"
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"of heart attacks and strokes long before you."
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"I hope so. Wouldn't that be great?"
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"Gee, just to see a bunch of people drop that you hate."
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"That would be something else, I'm telling you."
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"My goodness! My goodness me!"
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"I'm gonna walk down life's path right now."
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"Ah, get the barbecue going, get some hot dogs on there."
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"Wait a minute. No way. Wait a hot-shit minute."
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"Rule one, no relative of mine is gonna eat hot dogs"
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"as long as he's sharing my cabin. Katie!"
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"Do you sense the presence of an alien life form?"
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"Now that you mention it, I do kind of sense something kind of strange."
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"Yeah, some kind of..."
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"Ah, shit."
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"Did I tell you what we did in the Euro-currency futures market last week?"
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"Probably."
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"I thought I might have mentioned how we picked up a deutschmarks contract,"
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"sat on it a week, sold it taking a 300 percent profit."
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"Well, easy money is money easily lost."
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"See, I can't believe how dangerously old-fashioned your thinking is."
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"Three hundred percent profit, huh?"
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"Sometimes it's 200 percent, sometimes 100 percent."
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"Take the good with the bad."
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"Yeah. Still that's pretty good."
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"The point of the matter is,"
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"you should have your piece too."
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"Wow, hot! Oh ho!"
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"How are those tails?"
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"What? Who's saying something about my tails? They're killers."
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"They're 28 bucks a pop. Twenty-eight? Oh, my God."
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"You know, Chet and I haven't had lobster in an age, not since our anniversary, anyway."
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"Oh, my goodness! Jumping lobster!"
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"Save that one. That'll be for me."
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"I'll make sure of that."
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"How about the gourmet here? You know what he wanted? Hot dogs."
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"You know what they make those things out of, huh, Chet?"
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"Lips and assholes."
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"I guess I'm old-fashioned. I like assholes."
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"And I like lips!"
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"If I could market lips like those, I'd make another million."
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"Lobster turned out all right, huh? If I do say so myself."
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"So, I think we should go into town tomorrow and pick up a ski boat."
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"What do you say? Sound good, guys?"
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"Uncle Roman will blow some coin on a kick-ass drag boat."
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"That's okay. We're renting a pontoon boat."
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"Pontoon boat. What the hell you gonna do with a pontoon boat?"
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"Retake Omaha Beach?"
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"No, not at all."
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"A pontoon boat, you go out and, you know, you cruise the lake."
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"You swim from them, you fish from them, and even bring the barbecue out."
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"You have a great time with these things."
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"You tour the lake in comfort is what I'm saying."
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"You guys wanna cruise the lake in comfort"
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"or would you rather skim the waves with Uncle Roman in a jet boat?"
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