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Clips from Disenchantment - What to Expect When You're Expecting Parasites (S04E04)

"No hard feelings, huh, Elfo?"
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"I'm gonna stab your eyeballs out with this mini fork."
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"To Elfo that's a regular fork."
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"I respect your death threat."
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"Now hand me that silver gravy boat, and let's beat it!"
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"This is crazy."
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"My whole plan to rule is about kindness and acceptance"
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"and being regarded as that queen who's also cool."
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"Yeah, baby."
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"Dad, we have to atone for what our ancestors did."
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"That means, no taking things that don't belong to us."
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"Ah, damn it!"
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"Why'd I have to have a daughter who can think?"
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"Let's just get out of here, huh?"
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"Oh, you must stay!"
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"The mating ritual is about to begin. Ha-ha."
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"Yeah. No, sorry."
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"Mmm. We ain't so keen on seein' a bunch of slugs going at it sluggy style."
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"-That's disgusting. -No, it is not disgusting. I hope?"
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"These people were here before us."
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"They shared cousin Robbie with us."
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"-Uh, it's Roger. -Right."
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"We need to respect their culture,"
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"so we're going to sit here and enjoy this nasty mating ritual."
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"And maybe after that, they can come see our mating ritual."
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"We've got a freaky secret society I think you might actually really be into."
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"Oh, no. We could never go above water."
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"The sun dries us out instantly."
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"Oh, like this wrinkly cadaver?"
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"That's my third wife, Rashi. But, yes."
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"Let the spawning begin."
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"[sea Trøgs vocalizing]"
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"Do it!"
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"Noice."
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"Here, take this sacred pearl of…"
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"[speaking indistinctly]"
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"[exclaims and laughs]"
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"[scoffs] Humans. They swipe our candy, our castle, and now our jewels."
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"And then when they're done with us, they chuck us in the ocean."
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"That's the human way."
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"-Dad, no! -Oh, let him have it, Bean."
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"Pearls don't go with your whole tomboy femme thing anyway."
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"No! Give it back!"
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"[sarcastically] Oh, great. Look what you did. A diplomatic incident."
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"[suspenseful music playing]"
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"No!"
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"[sighs grimly]"
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"Damn it."
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"Yes!"
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"No!"
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"Come on."
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"What the hell?"
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"[groans]"
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"Ho!"
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"Striker? What are you doing down here?"
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"Speak up. Are you in there?"
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"Tell Turbish… I… hate him."
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"-Ho, ho! -[eerie music playing]"
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"Hey, it's Princess What's-Her-Name of Dreamland!"
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"Sven?"
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"The Viking from Who Cares?"
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"-Hey, girlie. -Forget it."
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"You look hot tonight."
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"Uh-huh. What happened to you guys?"
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"A lot since you dropped us through that trapdoor."
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"[chuckles nervously] Right. Oopsie. Sorry."
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"Of course."
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"And I don't hold a grudge."
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"Mostly just larvae."
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"Ew! Ugh!"
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"Listen, Sven, can you tell me exactly how this happened"
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"in the least gross way possible?"
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"That's going to be hard."
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"I got a lot of worms in my throat."
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"[choking]"
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"But anyway, we got invited to the swing and mating ritual."
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"Mating ritual?"
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"Oh, no! I gotta go."
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"Do you want me to put you out of your misery?"
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"No, it's okay."
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"I like being a dad."
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"[coughs]"
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"[Bean screaming]"
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"[panting] Hi, everyone."
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"Guys, no time to explain. Just cover your holes and let's roll."
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"We can't leave now, Bean."
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"Don't you want to watch the mating ritual and give back all the stuff we stole"
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"they so nicely said they won't kill us for stealing?"
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"We're respecting their culture, Bean."
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"-Respecting their culture. -Respecting their culture."
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"[groaning]"
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"[gasps]"
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"Come on, Bean. All the cool kids are doing it."
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"[groans]"
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"Join us."
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"I don't need to blink anymore. Join us."
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"-[all] Join us. -Oh…"
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"[all] Join us."
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"Oh, God."
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"[Luci] It's not a cult, it's a religion."
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"-[sea Trøg] Join us. -[Luci] Read our pamphlets."
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"Stop whimpering, Derek. I see something."
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"I'm not whimpering, I have scurvy."
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"[muffled] What the…"
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"[grunting]"
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"-You'll like it, Bean. -Things are much better this way."
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"I used to be all like, "Do it, do it, do it.""
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"But now I'm like, "Or don't.""
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"Yeah, I had this hang-up about my bum-bum,"
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"but now I'm all, "Whatever, smack that thing all you want.""
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"Who needs treasure when you got worms in your ass?"
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"See, dear? It's not so bad."
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"And we're progressive."
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"Even females can have slime babies."
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"What about the people in the basement?"
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"You turned them into blob-hatching zombies."
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"You saw Carcass Cavern?"
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"I mean, Human Host Hatchery?"
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"I mean, Sleepy-time Nursery?"
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"Oh, come on, Bean. It's really not that bad."
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