Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Disenchantment - Bean Falls Apart (S04E04)

"For centuries we Trøgs have protected the secret goo."
Disenchantment
"But Tiabeanie has been given a taste."
Disenchantment
"Then we took it away."
Disenchantment
"She'll have to come to us for more."
Disenchantment
"Thank you, Enablo."
Disenchantment
"For it is only with this goo that she can defeat our most feared enemy."
Disenchantment
"You mean that escaped circus ostrich who put his head down the hole?"
Disenchantment
"-No. -You mean doors with high knobs?"
Disenchantment
"Yes, but no."
Disenchantment
"I mean Dagmar."
Disenchantment
"[all exclaiming]"
Disenchantment
"[gripping instrumental music playing]"
Disenchantment
"[Zøg] Odval, why does everything I love run away?"
Disenchantment
"[Odval] Perhaps you don't chain them up tight enough, sire."
Disenchantment
"[eerie music playing]"
Disenchantment
"Ready or not, here I come."
Disenchantment
"Wait. No, it's too risky."
Disenchantment
"-Why can't you just get a lobotomy? -[thuds]"
Disenchantment
"[Bean snoring]"
Disenchantment
"[gasps]"
Disenchantment
"What, are you gonna chop off my head this time?"
Disenchantment
"No, not this time."
Disenchantment
"Also, your hair's messed up. You slept on it funny."
Disenchantment
"Look, I've just been trying to get to know you one on one."
Disenchantment
"Being inside your head all this time was really crazy making."
Disenchantment
"[Bean] Yeah, tell me about it."
Disenchantment
"Come on, let's team up."
Disenchantment
"Team Bean!"
Disenchantment
"I mean, it rhymes. Together, we can beat the curse."
Disenchantment
""Team Bean" doesn't rhyme, and how do I know you won't kill me?"
Disenchantment
"You know what, Bean, I'm sorry I insulted you"
Disenchantment
"'cause your hair looks like a haystack."
Disenchantment
"But I'm not gonna kill you."
Disenchantment
"If you're gone, I don't exist."
Disenchantment
"All right, then give me the sword."
Disenchantment
"-Don't throw it. -There you go."
Disenchantment
"Now, let's take a little stroll, shall we?"
Disenchantment
"Hmm?"
Disenchantment
"Yoo-hoo! Sleepin' suckers."
Disenchantment
"Wake up!"
Disenchantment
"[siren sounds]"
Disenchantment
"[Freckles] Welcome to Steamland, you douchebags."
Disenchantment
"[Bear Boy and Derek] Wow!"
Disenchantment
"Behold the city of lights and taffy and budget massage parlors."
Disenchantment
"I've never seen so many phallic objects."
Disenchantment
"[all] Ooh!"
Disenchantment
"[eerie music playing]"
Disenchantment
"You were so right to let me make you go all paranoid."
Disenchantment
"I knew it. I told people I was being controlled by unseen forces"
Disenchantment
"putting thoughts into my head, and nobody believed me."
Disenchantment
"Lots of people would like to take over this castle."
Disenchantment
"Some are within these walls, some are Odval."
Disenchantment
"The rest are out here."
Disenchantment
"Oh, no."
Disenchantment
"Welcome to Dreamland, Doomsday edition."
Disenchantment
"[Bean 1] Is this real?"
Disenchantment
"[Bean 2] It will be if you don't do something about it."
Disenchantment
"I already have Elfo and Luci to help me with that."
Disenchantment
"Those two couldn't fight Vip and Vap out of a wet paper booze bag."
Disenchantment
"How come you know so much and I don't?"
Disenchantment
"Unlike you, I suppress nothing."
Disenchantment
"I make to-do lists, I exercise, I meditate, and I put it all together."
Disenchantment
"I'm the repository of everything you've ever seen or heard"
Disenchantment
"since the day you were born."
Disenchantment
"So naturally, I'm way smarter."
Disenchantment
"Well, at least I don't live in a stupid person's head… Checkers. [chuckles]"
Disenchantment
"I think you mean, "Checkmate," dumbass."
Disenchantment
"Look, Bean, I brung you here because you need to be ready,"
Disenchantment
"and that means unleashing your secret power."
Disenchantment
"But what's my secret power?"
Disenchantment
"Um, maybe the thing where giant sparks shoot out of your hands?"
Disenchantment
"But I don't even know what I'm doing."
Disenchantment
"And it doesn't work, it just happens sometimes."
Disenchantment
"It never "just happens," okay?"
Disenchantment
"Let me show you something."
Disenchantment
"Okay, aim for the seagull up there."
Disenchantment
"No way."
Disenchantment
"[crackling]"
Disenchantment
"[squawks]"
Disenchantment
"Bonus points for Dad's fat head."
Disenchantment
"Whoa! How did you make me do that?"
Disenchantment
"Just fill your heart with hate. Super fun."
Disenchantment
"Let's see… What makes you angry?"
Disenchantment
"I don't know."
Disenchantment
"Guys who try to marry me, weak drinks, people who tell me their problems."
Disenchantment
"Yeah, go on."
Disenchantment
"Loud chewing, walking behind slowpokes…"
Disenchantment
"Lousy Dreamland Ditchweed, squirrel jokes!"
Disenchantment
"Come on. What really pisses you off?"
Disenchantment
"Damp towels, Bunty's radical blatherings."
Disenchantment
"Oh, man! Chocolate chip cookies that turn out to be oatmeal raisin cookies."
Disenchantment
"Oh, being told, "Calm down, Bean.""
Disenchantment
"I will not calm down because I'm already calm!"
Disenchantment
"Mom and her tacky thigh-high stiletto boots."
Disenchantment
"[laughs] What about everyone who hurt you,"
Disenchantment
"-who betrayed you… -[crackling]"
Disenchantment
"…who laughed at you when you made your address?"
Disenchantment
"-Yeah. -Don't forget about the damn patriarchy!"
Disenchantment
"The whole system's rigged!"
Disenchantment
"And it should be burned to the ground."
Disenchantment
"Blast the castle."
Disenchantment
"-[thuds] -[gasps]"
Disenchantment
"We're sick of being responsible for you dopes."
Disenchantment
"And not just Turbish."
Disenchantment
"We'd be free if all of you were dead."
Disenchantment
"Oh, my God. You want to destroy Dreamland."
Disenchantment
"Great. The slow thinker has an epiphany."
Disenchantment
"I think I know what that means."
Disenchantment
"If you weren't drunk all the time,"
Disenchantment
"I'd have gotten you to do what I wanted by now."
Disenchantment
"That's why I brang you here,"
Disenchantment
"'cause you're too stupid to do anything on your own."
Disenchantment
"You sound just like Mom."
Disenchantment
"Dagmar needs you, I don't."
Disenchantment
"But you said we were the "Bean Team.""
Disenchantment
"I lied. I lie all the time."
Disenchantment
"Oh, guess what? I'm lying right now."
Disenchantment
"Truth is, I'm a fully functioning consciousness, Bean."
Disenchantment
"All I need to do is kill the part of us I don't like."
Disenchantment
"And then I can occupy your body"
Disenchantment
Show more clips