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Clips from Derry Girls - Episode #1.3 (S01E01)

"No, I mean I really, really don't understand it."
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"You're right, Father."
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"He has... risen."
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"It's truly a miracle."
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"- So, what happens now, Peter? - Well, I think the next stage is Rome."
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"- Audience with the big man. - Pavarotti?"
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"John Paul II."
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"But first let us pray. Please, join hands."
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"I don't want you to touch me."
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"Excuse me."
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"It is vital you keep a low profile for a bit."
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"Do you hear me, Malarkey?"
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"That was nobody."
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"Well, you could at least wait till I've asked."
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"How can I have peace, Erin? Get back inside."
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"Why are you calling Maureen Malarkey?"
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"Granda says we're not allowed to speak to her."
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"Oh, that? That's all blown over now."
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"Maureen Malarkey!"
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"Don't you mention that lowdown, deceitful, cheating old witch!"
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"- Why were you ringing her, Mammy? - It's none of your business."
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"Fine. I'll ask her myself."
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"Stop it, Erin."
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"Redial."
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"It was only her answer machine anyway."
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"- Hello, sorry to miss your call. - See? Now hang up."
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"- Like to leave a message for Maureen... - Hang up, Erin."
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"...Toto, we'll get back to you"
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"as soon as we can."
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"You gave Toto to Maureen Malarkey?"
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"Wee Tigger had just passed."
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"She was lonely."
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"The chapel. She was there."
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"That dog was Toto."
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"Oh, it's all adding up now, isn't it, Mammy?"
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"- It's all for the best, Erin. - You staged his death, Ma."
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"I thought I'd lost him. - Well, you have lost him."
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"- We're not taking him back. - What?"
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"Ah, come on. He's a shit dog."
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"Toto was not a shit dog."
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"- Well, he was no Gypsy. - Stop it. I'm sick of it."
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"You can't compare every animal you have"
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"to the dog you had when you were five years old."
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"I can and I will."
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"You're not going to tell your granda, are you?"
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"Well, I'm going to need some time to think about that."
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"Lovely. And another one."
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"Beautiful. And another one."
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"I'll be one minute."
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"Right, get one of me now."
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"Bonbon?"
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"What a day."
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"God, this is really hard."
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"- Oh, it's been incredible. - Were they always this hard?"
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"You know, to tell you the truth, Erin,"
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"I've been having a bit of a crisis of faith recently."
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"Is that so?"
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"Seriously, it's like a jawbreaker."
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"- It's been very challenging. - Really?"
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"Sorry, I'm going to have to spit this out."
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"And you know, it became more challenging..."
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"when I met this amazing girl."
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"- There was just this... - Connection?"
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"Exactly."
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"You know, made me question everything, doubt everything."
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"If God hadn't sent me this sign, I might have left the priesthood to be with her."
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"What if he didn't?"
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"I'm sorry?"
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"Send you the sign, I mean. Just for argument's sake."
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"Well, he did, Erin."
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"You know, I could never abandon him now."
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"- It's not true. - What?"
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"We're lying. We've been lying."
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"There was no smirking, no weeping."
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"The dog's not even dead. He's living with Maureen Malarkey."
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"None of it's true, Peter. It's all balls."
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"But the good news is you're free. We're free."
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"We can be together."
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"Peter."
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"Peter, Peter, where are you going? Peter, wait."
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"I've got the most amazing news. I've had a calling."
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"I've decided to follow in your footsteps."
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"- I've decided to serve God. - Don't be such a dick, James."
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"♪ I said goodbye ♪"
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"So he's just going to pack in the priesthood now, is he? Completely?"
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"You can't exactly go part-time."
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"All because of us."
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"Not all because of us, Orla."
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"I mean, a bit because of us."
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"But mostly because it turns out he had a connection"
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"with one of the colorists in Hair and Flair,"
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"who does our Sarah's forwards, by the way."
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"And apparently she's a dirty tramp."
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"So, you know, good luck with that, Peter."
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"At least your ma was all right with Dog Piss Gate."
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"I thought she was going to go fucking nuts."
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"Let me put it this way."
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"I have locked my mother in a cage designed by her own art."
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"Oh, she has been well and truly hoist by her own petard."
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"Could you put it another way? I didn't understand a word of that."
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"- Sort of blackmailing her. - Oh, happy days."
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"God, it's all so mortifying."
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"- It'll all blow over soon. - Have you seen this?"
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"Jesus Christ."
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"This is good. "Wicked" means "good" in England, doesn't it?"
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"But we're not in England, are we, Michelle?"
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"And my tits look amazing in that top."
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"Well, sure, that's the main thing."
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"Ladies..."
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"♪ Tears from my eyes ♪"
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"♪ Since you've gone ♪"
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"♪ All I do is cry ♪"
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"♪ Won't somebody help me? ♪"
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"♪ Somebody help me ♪"
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"♪ Can't you see ♪"
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"♪ That my baby has left me? ♪"
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"♪ She left me reeling and rocking ♪"
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"♪ Walking the floor ♪"
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"♪ She left a note last night... ♪"
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