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Clips from Derry Girls - Episode #1.3 (S01E01)

"The dog and statue are unrelated."
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"And he led us to the chapel."
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"The dog led you to the chapel?"
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"- The dog isn't important. - Maybe it is."
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"What if this dog you saw, Erin,"
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"what if it didn't simply look like your dog?"
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"What if it actually was your dog?"
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"Right."
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"Maybe. But, as I think we mentioned, Toto's dead."
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"My ma saw him get hit by an army Land Rover,"
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"and then buried him in our back garden, so probably not."
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"A beloved animal returning from the dead. Now, we've seen this before."
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"Oh, ghost dog."
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"No, not ghost dog..."
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"resurrected dog."
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"Don't you see?"
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"Toto was sent back to lead you to that chapel,"
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"to that statue... because you're special, Erin."
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"You have been chosen."
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"Oh, Peter, it's all just so overwhelming."
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"Hmm."
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"Here's what I find strange."
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"You're in that chapel every single Sunday,"
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"yet this message from on high comes on the very day you happen to have an exam,"
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"which, I know for a fact, you haven't as much as even opened a book for."
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"I find that very strange as well, Mrs. Quinn. Very strange indeed."
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"What are you suggesting?"
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"If you are lying, Erin, so help me Jesus..."
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"I'm not lying."
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"Swear."
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"Swear on Dolly."
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"- Orla saw too. - Orla is easily led."
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"Thank you, Aunt Mary."
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"Look, I'm sure you all must have questions."
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"- I have a question. - Yes?"
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"How do you stay in such good shape?"
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"- Is it exercise? Diet? - A combination of both."
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"I also have a question, pretty boy."
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"Why are you encouraging all this?"
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"I wouldn't say I'm encouraging it. I'm just open to the possibility."
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"Well, I'm not, not unless I see some cold, hard evidence."
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"And maybe it's there."
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"Proof at last, Peter. Proof at last."
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"Is he all right?"
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"I wouldn't say so, no."
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"He's a priest, like."
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"Why seek ye the living among the dead? He is not here but is risen."
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"Come, come see the place where the Lord lay."
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"God is inviting us to be his witness."
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"- We must look in the burial place. - What's he saying?"
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"I think he's saying he wants to dig up the wee dead dog's grave."
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"- What? - What?"
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"Fecking weirdo."
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"I'll go. I'll get it."
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"It is mental out there. Everybody is talking about us."
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"Dennis gave me free pick and mix, bonbons and all. No fucking about, like."
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"We're basically celebrities now. We're like the Corrs."
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"- Can I be Jim? - It's too much, Erin."
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"I can't handle it. I think I'm going to crack."
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"Okay, look, this has got way out of hand. What are you wearing?"
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"What did I say? You look like a fucking ball bag."
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"Your hair's all funny."
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"- I put too much mousse in it, that's all. - Listen, girls..."
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"- Get off me. - Okay, listen."
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"- It was piss. - What was?"
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"The tears on the statue."
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"Well, I actually have good reason to believe they were actually dog piss."
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"No, you're not serious."
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"Deadly serious."
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"Sweet and gentle Jesus."
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"I mean, that sort of makes sense."
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"I'm not even sure I saw her smirk anymore. I've had a lot of caffeine."
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"I definitely didn't see her smirk. I was lying, so..."
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"Excellent."
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"I was going to tell you all earlier, but then Peter showed up,"
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"and there was just this instant connection, like a spark."
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"- There was no spark, Erin. - He said I was special."
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"He also said your dead pet had been fucking resurrected, so, pinch of salt."
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"Yes, and now he's talking about digging him up."
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"And when he does, he'll realize that Toto has not, in fact, been resurrected."
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"He'll realize that Toto is just dead. Very, very dead."
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"- And we've all been talking shite. - We need to tell the truth, now."
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"No fucking way. This is the best thing that's ever happened to me."
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"Look, Clare."
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"Take a long, hard look at that."
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"And this is only the beginning. The Derry Journal are on their way round."
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"They said we could make page five."
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"Erin, tell her!"
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"Yeah, we could tell the truth, but I sort of like the fact"
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"that Peter thinks I'm the chosen one, so..."
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"- James. - I have a slight concern."
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"The truth might affect"
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"- my friendship with Peter. - You don't have a friendship with Peter."
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"Yes, I do. We have a lot in common."
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"Like what? Apart from you appear to be wearing his clothes."
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"No, the fact that we're both very spiritual."
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"But mainly the fact that he doesn't think I'm a dick,"
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"and neither do I."
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"Come on, people! The jig is up!"
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"Doesn't have to be."
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"What's become of us?"
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"What has become of us?"
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"- Keep an eye on that kitchen window, you. - I want no part of this."
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"Well, you're in too deep now, Clare."
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"You're stealing a body!"
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"Let's just get it over with, and never, ever speak of it again."
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"- Jesus, my nails are fucking ruined. - Less talking, more digging."
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"I've got something."
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"Give it here."
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"Right. Me and Michelle go stash him somewhere,"
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"and the rest of you all fill it back in."
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"- Open the box, Erin. - Oh, God!"
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"Yes, he is with us. Do not be afraid, child."
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"Listen, I can..."
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"Oh, no, actually, I can't."
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"I can't explain."
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"Thanks be to God."
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"Thanks be to God."
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"I don't understand it."
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"The Lord's work is often difficult to comprehend."
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