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Clips from Derry Girls - Episode #1.3 (S01E01)

"I just saw it, too!"
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"- The holy smirk, thanks be to God. - You're imagining it."
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"Three of us saw it, Erin. How do you explain that?"
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"Sleep deprivation."
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"Pernod."
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"Delusional personality disorder."
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"There you are."
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"Here, boy! Here, boy!"
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"I mean, it's uncanny."
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"Okay, let's do it together."
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"Everyone look away."
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"Right. So, on three..."
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"One..."
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"No, no, no, no."
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"- Two... - I mean, have a bit of respect."
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"Three."
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"No way."
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"What now?"
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"She's crying."
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"She's crying real tears."
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"Oh, God, please. Oh, God, no, this is bad."
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"I said we needed a miracle, and behold, we have been given one."
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"This isn't a miracle, Clare."
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"- The exam, Erin. - Fuck the exam. Sorry."
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"- Listen... the thing is... - This is huge, Clare."
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"Do you really think they're going to make us sit an exam after seeing this?"
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"- You may have a point. - Of course I have a point."
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"We are the motherfucking children of Fatima, people."
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"Could you put me through to Sister Thomas, please?"
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"Tommy!"
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"How are you?"
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"Yeah, not too bad."
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"On retreat?"
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"Tsk. I don't know."
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"I have judo on Friday. Don't like to miss it."
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"Now, I tell you why I'm ringing you."
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"So, we've had an alleged apparition here this morning."
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"Well, it's in the weeping statue category."
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"Sure, I know."
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"Yeah, apparently there was a smirk as well."
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"I mean, I'm not sure what Our Lady of the Sorrows"
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"has to be smirking about, but that's by the by."
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"- Sister, priest is here. - I'll call you back."
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"Just a moment, ladies."
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"Listen, girls, I didn't really think beyond the exam,"
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"or us getting out of doing it."
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"Before this goes any further,"
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"before we talk to this priest, there is something you need to know."
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"Come in, Father."
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"♪ Do you, do you, do you Do you see the light? ♪"
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"♪ Do you, do you, do you ♪"
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"Fuck me."
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"I like his shiny hair."
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"So do I. I really like his shiny hair."
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"- What were you saying, Erin? - Nothing. Ignore me. Forget it."
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"Hello, children."
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"Hello, Father."
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"Please, call me Peter."
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"Christ."
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"This is just going to be a very relaxed, informal chat."
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"I don't want you to think of me as a priest. Think of me as a friend."
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"Look."
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"Just like you now."
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"Dose."
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"So, before we begin,"
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"do you guys have any questions for me?"
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"Is that your real eye color or are they contacts?"
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"These are my real eyes."
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"- Oh. - Anyone else?"
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"Yes, James."
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"- Is that a firm hold gel you're using? - It's a mousse."
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"- And where do you... - Hair and Flair."
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"- Oh, I didn't realize... Ah... - They do a men's range."
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"- Anyone else? - Have you ever done any modeling?"
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"No."
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"Does anyone have any questions about"
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"- what happened in the church this morning? - No, I don't think so."
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"- No. - No."
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"- Not really. - No."
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"Okay, then. So you claim you saw"
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"our Blessed Lady's features change. Is that right?"
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"The Virgin Mother smirked at us, Peter. That is correct."
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"I see. And after that,"
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"the statue, well, you claim it started weeping."
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"You're using the word "claim" a lot there, Peter."
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"Girls, I'm not here to make any judgments."
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"- I'm just trying to get the truth. - You think we're lying?"
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"- No, of course not. - I do."
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"But sometimes we want to believe in something so much"
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"that we willingly deceive ourselves."
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"I know I've been guilty of that in the past."
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"I wanted a sign so badly that it drove me to distraction,"
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"because it is the question we all want the answer to, isn't it?"
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"I mean, does God exist?"
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"I mean, does he exist?"
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"Does he?"
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"Or is your whole world built on a lie, Peter?"
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"- Peter? - Yeah."
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"Directly before the weeping,"
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"can you remember what you were doing, what you were talking about?"
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"- I remember that James was being a dick. - Miss Mallon."
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"I don't like to use that word, Sister, but it's so hard to describe James"
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"any other way because he's just such a dick."
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"I don't think you're a dick, James."
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"- Really? - Really."
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"And do you know who else doesn't think you're a dick?"
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"- Our Lord. - For feck's sake."
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"- How do you know Our Lord doesn't? - Our Lord doesn't think anyone's a dick."
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"- I very much doubt that. - Well, it's the truth."
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"- Marti Pellow. - No."
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"- Paddy Ashdown. - No."
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"- Your man from Fun House. - Pat Sharp?"
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"Pat Sharp. Pat Sharp's definitely a dick."
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"Okay. The five of you attending chapel, praying together,"
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"- would that be a typical morning? - Very good."
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"- He's not joking, Michelle. - Oh. Christ, fuck no."
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"- We were just following that stupid dog. - I'm sorry?"
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"The dog has nothing to do with anything."
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"See, Erin's dog died recently, and she saw one that sort of looked like him a bit."
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"- The dog's irrelevant. - So we followed him for a while."
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