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Clips from Derry Girls - Episode #1.3 (S01E01)

"I just can't get my head around it."
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"It's so sad, it really is. It is so, so sad."
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"But at the same time, what's done is done, so let's crack on."
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"Well, I'm sorry, Clare."
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"Has his sudden, tragic death interrupted your studies?"
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"It has a bit, actually, yeah."
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"- How can you be so heartless? - Don't cry, Erin."
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"He's in a better place now."
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"Unless he's not, you know, because unless he's gone to hell."
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"Can we please talk about something else? I'm half torn. This is wrecking my head."
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"- What? Have you been drinking? - Yes, I have."
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"And for future reference, if any of you invite me to a study sleepover again,"
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"and I'm desperate enough to accept that invitation,"
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"there's a good chance I'll have a liter bottle of Pernod in my bag."
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"I shouldn't even have to sit the exam,"
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"- on, you know, compassionate grounds. - He was a dog, Erin!"
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"Toto was much more than a dog."
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"Toto was my best friend."
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"Christ, I feel a bit bokey."
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"Sweet suffering Jesus. It's the morning already?! What are we going to do?"
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"Maybe we could start with calming the fuck down."
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"Calm down?"
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"We're still on William of Orange! We haven't so much looked at the famine!"
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"We've got the gist. They ran out of spuds, everyone was raging."
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"Well, I can't tell my rebellions from my risings."
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"Whose fault's that? If your lot stopped invading us for five fucking minutes,"
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"there'd be a lot less to wade through, you English prick."
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"Nothing's going in."
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"Nothing is going in, and every time I try to make notes it..."
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"What's happening to me?"
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"There's quite a lot of caffeine in those, Clare."
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"- How many of them have you had? - I don't know. Five? Twenty-three?"
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"We are all so fucked."
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"Now, more bacon, anyone? Another sausage?"
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"Wee omelet, maybe? Anything at all."
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"It's absolutely no bother."
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"- I'll have a cup of tea, Joe. - Make your own tea."
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"Yeah, I'll do that."
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"- You stay over, too, son? - Yes, I did. That's correct, sir."
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"What, in your room?"
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"Have you nothing to say about this, you slack southern shite?"
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"- Look, love, I know the fella's gay... - I'm not gay."
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"- ...but gay or not, he's still a fella. - Who said I was gay?"
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"There's still a good chance that he's a rapist."
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"I mean no offense, son."
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"- Well, that's that done. - God rest his wee soul."
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"Ach, don't talk to me."
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"I was in bits last night."
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"Didn't even manage my Chinese."
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"Poor Tonto."
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"Toto."
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"His name was Toto, Aunt Sarah."
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"Aye, nightmare, so it is. Da, do us a bacon butty, would you?"
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"- My stomach thinks my throat's cut here. - Surely, love."
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"Jesus, the pets are getting it left, right and center at the minute."
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"Maureen Malarkey's Tigger passed away."
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"We do not utter that woman's name in this house."
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"Ach, Da, not the bingo thing still."
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"She's a cheating old bitch."
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"How can you cheat at bingo, Granda?"
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"Her nephew brought her this pen back from New Jersey."
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"It changes the numbers. I'm telling you, It's witchcraft, Mary."
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"We'll hear no more about the magic pen."
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"Now come on, girls, eat up. You'll need all your energy for the big exam."
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"We'll need a miracle for the big exam."
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"Mammy, what happened to Toto..."
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"it's just hit me so hard,"
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"and I'm worried it might affect my performance."
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"Come here, love."
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"Look, if you fail the exam, I promise you,"
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"there'll be a nice wee plot out there with your name on it."
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"It's abuse."
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"That's what it is. It's abusive."
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"Does anybody have 10p? I'm ringing Childline."
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"You can't ring Childline every time your ma threatens to kill you, Erin."
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"Yeah, you can't waste Esther's time like that."
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"And anyway, you're not alone. We're all going to fail."
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"We're all going to get our holes kicked, and we are all in the same boat."
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"I don't want to be in that boat."
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"I want to be in a different boat, sailing down a totally different river."
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"Guys, all we can do is try our best."
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"- Ach, don't be such a fruit, James. - Oh, my God, look."
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"Doesn't that dog look like Toto?"
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"I suppose it does a bit, yeah."
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"Looks exactly like him."
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"Here, boy!"
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"Come here, boy! Here, boy!"
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"Come here, boy! Here, boy! Come here!"
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"Here, boy! Here, boy!"
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"What are we doing?"
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"- Don't know. I'm still pished. - Aye!"
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"- We're going to be late, Erin! - But it's freaky."
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"Don't you think it's so freaky?"
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"No! It's just a dog that looks a bit like another dog."
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"Quick! Come on!"
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"Where did he go?"
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"I don't really give a flying fuck."
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"Listen, you."
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"Yes, Mrs. Malarkey?"
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"You give that grandfather of yours a message from me."
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"You tell him to keep his bloody mouth shut about my pen!"
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"Okay."
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"And I want my baking tray back!"
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"Of course. Trying to butter up the big woman."
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"Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among..."
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"- Oh, now you'll definitely pass. - It was worth a try!"
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"Aye."
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"I'm not going to bother with any "never sin again" material,"
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"because let's face it, we've been there before."
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"You know it's balls. I know it's balls."
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"Oh, my God."
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"- What is it? - She... she..."
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"I saw with my own eyes."
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"- Saw what? - She smirked!"
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"- Who, big M? - Aye."
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"She just smirked at me."
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"Are you sure you didn't just..."
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"Jesus! Me, too."
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"She just smirked at me, too."
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"- Why isn't she smirking at me? - She isn't smirking at anyone, James."
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