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Clips from Cheers - No Contest (S01E01)

WHAT'S UP?

"WHAT'S UP?"

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OH, COME ON!

"OH, COME ON!"

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I HATE THIS.

"I HATE THIS."

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TELL ME.

"TELL ME."

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REALLY, IT'S NOTHING AT ALL.

"REALLY, IT'S NOTHING AT ALL."

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SOMETHING IN THE PAPER, EH?

"SOMETHING IN THE PAPER, EH?"

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"THE MISS BOSTON BARMAID COMPETI--"

""THE MISS BOSTON BARMAID COMPETI--""

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OH.

"OH."

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I HATE FEMALE CONTESTS WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING.

"I HATE FEMALE CONTESTS WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING."

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WHY DID YOU WANT ME TO SEE THIS?

"WHY DID YOU WANT ME TO SEE THIS?"

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UH, JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU FELT THE SAME WAY ABOUT IT THAT WE DID.

"UH, JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU FELT THE SAME WAY ABOUT IT THAT WE DID."

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NO. NO. TERRIBLE.

"NO. NO. TERRIBLE."

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WHAT KIND OF A NINNY WOULD LET HERSELF

"WHAT KIND OF A NINNY WOULD LET HERSELF"

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BE ENTERED IN A CONTEST LIKE THAT?

"BE ENTERED IN A CONTEST LIKE THAT?"

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AHEM. THIS KIND.

"AHEM. THIS KIND."

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THAT'S ME!

"THAT'S ME!"

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TAKES GUTS TO ADMIT IT.

"TAKES GUTS TO ADMIT IT."

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[WHISTLING]

"[WHISTLING]"

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WHO DID THIS?

"WHO DID THIS?"

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WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

"WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?"

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I'LL KILL HIM.

"I'LL KILL HIM."

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YOU DID THIS.

"YOU DID THIS."

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THAT'S IT. WONG SONG YU.

"THAT'S IT. WONG SONG YU."

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HE GOT KILLED IN THE ORIENT WHILE TRYING TO RESCUE NUNS.

"HE GOT KILLED IN THE ORIENT WHILE TRYING TO RESCUE NUNS."

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THAT'S HIM.

"THAT'S HIM."

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YOU ENTERED ME

"YOU ENTERED ME"

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MUCH AS ONE WOULD ENTER A HEIFER IN A COUNTY FAIR.

"MUCH AS ONE WOULD ENTER A HEIFER IN A COUNTY FAIR."

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OH, NO. COME ON, DIANE.

"OH, NO. COME ON, DIANE."

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HONEY, NO. THE JUDGES, THEY JUST COME IN,

"HONEY, NO. THE JUDGES, THEY JUST COME IN,"

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THEY SECRETLY WATCH YOUR WORK,

"THEY SECRETLY WATCH YOUR WORK,"

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AND THEN THEY PICK THE FINALISTS.

"AND THEN THEY PICK THE FINALISTS."

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IN A COUNTY FAIR, YOU TAKE THE COW TO THE JUDGES.

"IN A COUNTY FAIR, YOU TAKE THE COW TO THE JUDGES."

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THANKS A LOT, COACH.

"THANKS A LOT, COACH."

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ANYTIME, SAM.

"ANYTIME, SAM."

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HEY, COME ON, DIANE. I THOUGHT YOU'D BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS.

"HEY, COME ON, DIANE. I THOUGHT YOU'D BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS."

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OH, OF COURSE, OF COURSE.

"OH, OF COURSE, OF COURSE."

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I LOVE BEING ENTERED IN DEGRADING FEMALE CONTESTS.

"I LOVE BEING ENTERED IN DEGRADING FEMALE CONTESTS."

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ME, TOO, BUT I'M ALWAYS PREGNANT.

"ME, TOO, BUT I'M ALWAYS PREGNANT."

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COME ON, THIS IS NOT DEGRADING.

"COME ON, THIS IS NOT DEGRADING."

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I MEAN, IN BOSTON, THIS IS CONSIDERED A VERY, VERY BIG HONOR, DIANE.

"I MEAN, IN BOSTON, THIS IS CONSIDERED A VERY, VERY BIG HONOR, DIANE."

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OH, YEAH, YEAH.

"OH, YEAH, YEAH."

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HEY, DI, IT'S REALLY BIG, YOU KNOW.

"HEY, DI, IT'S REALLY BIG, YOU KNOW."

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IT'S NOT AS BIG AS MAIL CARRIER OF THE YEAR, OF COURSE,

"IT'S NOT AS BIG AS MAIL CARRIER OF THE YEAR, OF COURSE,"

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BUT IT'S UP THERE.

"BUT IT'S UP THERE."

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MAIL CARRIER OF THE YEAR?

"MAIL CARRIER OF THE YEAR?"

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WHO DO THEY GIVE THAT TO,

"WHO DO THEY GIVE THAT TO,"

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A POSTMAN OR A PIGEON?

"A POSTMAN OR A PIGEON?"

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HEY, WATCH YOUR MOUTH.

"HEY, WATCH YOUR MOUTH."

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IT WAS JUST A JOKE.

"IT WAS JUST A JOKE."

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YEAH? WELL, DON'T YOU EVER-- REPEAT, EVER--

"YEAH? WELL, DON'T YOU EVER-- REPEAT, EVER--"

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JOKE ABOUT THE U.S. POSTAL SERVICE

"JOKE ABOUT THE U.S. POSTAL SERVICE"

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IN FRONT OF ME OR ANY OTHER MAIL CARRIER. ALL RIGHT?

"IN FRONT OF ME OR ANY OTHER MAIL CARRIER. ALL RIGHT?"

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HE DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING AT ALL BY IT.

"HE DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING AT ALL BY IT."

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YEAH. WELL, I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW FAT AND SASSY HE'D BE

"YEAH. WELL, I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW FAT AND SASSY HE'D BE"

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WITHOUT HIS DAILY MAIL, HUH?

"WITHOUT HIS DAILY MAIL, HUH?"

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I'M SORRY, NORM. I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME.

"I'M SORRY, NORM. I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME."

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THAT'S OK. YOU HAD EVERY RIGHT.

"THAT'S OK. YOU HAD EVERY RIGHT."

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YEAH. WELL, THE POST OFFICE IS EVERYBODY'S TARGET.

"YEAH. WELL, THE POST OFFICE IS EVERYBODY'S TARGET."

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BUT WHEN THEY WANT A LETTER FAST, HUH?

"BUT WHEN THEY WANT A LETTER FAST, HUH?"

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WHO DO THEY COME TO ON THEIR KNEES?

"WHO DO THEY COME TO ON THEIR KNEES?"

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FEDERAL EXPRESS.

"FEDERAL EXPRESS."

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HE'S MINE!

"HE'S MINE!"

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SIT DOWN, CLIFF.

"SIT DOWN, CLIFF."

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SAM, THESE CONTESTS PERPETUATE THE ATTITUDE

"SAM, THESE CONTESTS PERPETUATE THE ATTITUDE"

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THAT WOMEN ARE MERE OBJECTS

"THAT WOMEN ARE MERE OBJECTS"

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TO BE JUDGED AND RANKED

"TO BE JUDGED AND RANKED"

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IN RESPECT TO HOW WELL THEY SERVE MAN.

"IN RESPECT TO HOW WELL THEY SERVE MAN."

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AW, COME ON, LIGHTEN UP, WILL YOU?

"AW, COME ON, LIGHTEN UP, WILL YOU?"

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RELAX A LITTLE BIT.

"RELAX A LITTLE BIT."

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I MEAN, THIS IS NOT THE U.N. HERE.

"I MEAN, THIS IS NOT THE U.N. HERE."

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HAVE SOME FUN.

"HAVE SOME FUN."

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DO YOU THINK BEING SCRUTINIZED, POKED,

"DO YOU THINK BEING SCRUTINIZED, POKED,"

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AND PRODDED LIKE A SIDE OF BEEF IS FUN?

"AND PRODDED LIKE A SIDE OF BEEF IS FUN?"

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WELL, NOT EVERY DAY, BUT ON YOUR ODD SATURDAY NIGHT...

"WELL, NOT EVERY DAY, BUT ON YOUR ODD SATURDAY NIGHT..."

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WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM?

"WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM?"

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"

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I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE CUTE.

"I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE CUTE."

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I MEAN, IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL?

"I MEAN, IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL?"

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CHEERS NEVER WON THIS BEFORE.

"CHEERS NEVER WON THIS BEFORE."

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I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE NICE IF WE DID.

"I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE NICE IF WE DID."

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I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE NICE

"I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE NICE"

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IF YOU WON IT FOR US.

"IF YOU WON IT FOR US."

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I MEAN, I DIDN'T EVEN THINK.

"I MEAN, I DIDN'T EVEN THINK."

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I JUST PICKED UP THE SILLY PICTURE AND SENT IT IN.

"I JUST PICKED UP THE SILLY PICTURE AND SENT IT IN."

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BY THE WAY, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE?

"BY THE WAY, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE?"

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I, UH...YOU KNOW,

"I, UH...YOU KNOW,"

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I FOUND IT.

"I FOUND IT."

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FOUND IT WHERE?

"FOUND IT WHERE?"

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WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT,

"WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT,"

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YOU WERE PRETTY CARELESS.

"YOU WERE PRETTY CARELESS."

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I FOUND IT LYING AROUND YOUR WALLET.

"I FOUND IT LYING AROUND YOUR WALLET."

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DON'T YOU EVER GO THROUGH MY WALLET AGAIN.

"DON'T YOU EVER GO THROUGH MY WALLET AGAIN."

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DON'T WORRY. IT WAS PRETTY BORING.

"DON'T WORRY. IT WAS PRETTY BORING."

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OH, I'M SORRY. IF I'D KNOWN YOU WERE GOING THROUGH IT,

"OH, I'M SORRY. IF I'D KNOWN YOU WERE GOING THROUGH IT,"

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I'D HAVE ADDED SOMETHING INTERESTING.

"I'D HAVE ADDED SOMETHING INTERESTING."

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YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE WITH SO MANY SILLY PICTURES OF THEMSELVES.

"YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE WITH SO MANY SILLY PICTURES OF THEMSELVES."

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YOU WITH YOUR CAT, YOU ON YOUR PONY,

"YOU WITH YOUR CAT, YOU ON YOUR PONY,"

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YOU BY YOUR CAR,

"YOU BY YOUR CAR,"

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YOU BY YOUR CAR WITH YOUR CAT ON YOUR PONY.

"YOU BY YOUR CAR WITH YOUR CAT ON YOUR PONY."

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I'M GOING TO CALL THEM AT THE CONTEST,

"I'M GOING TO CALL THEM AT THE CONTEST,"

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TELL THEM EXACTLY WHAT I THINK OF THIS WHOLE THING

"TELL THEM EXACTLY WHAT I THINK OF THIS WHOLE THING"

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AND THAT I WON'T DO IT.

"AND THAT I WON'T DO IT."

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NAH. COME ON.

"NAH. COME ON."

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DAMN!

"DAMN!"

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HEY, UH, PAUL.

"HEY, UH, PAUL."

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NO HARD FEELINGS, HUH?

"NO HARD FEELINGS, HUH?"

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NO.

"NO."

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JUST THAT, YOU KNOW,

"JUST THAT, YOU KNOW,"

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THE SEARS CATALOGUE CAME OUT THIS WEEK,

"THE SEARS CATALOGUE CAME OUT THIS WEEK,"

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AND IT PUTS KIND OF A STRAIN ON ME.

"AND IT PUTS KIND OF A STRAIN ON ME."

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AH, YES. I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK

"AH, YES. I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK"

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TO THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF FEMALE DEHUMANIZATION.

"TO THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF FEMALE DEHUMANIZATION."

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SPEAKING?

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SPEAKING?"

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THIS IS IN REGARD

"THIS IS IN REGARD"

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TO THE MISS BOSTON BARMAID COMPETITION.

"TO THE MISS BOSTON BARMAID COMPETITION."

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I AM DIANE CHAMBERS,

"I AM DIANE CHAMBERS,"

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AND I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS CONTEST

"AND I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS CONTEST"

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AND ALL CONTESTS LIKE IT.

"AND ALL CONTESTS LIKE IT."

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I ONLY WISH THE WHOLE WORLD COULD HEAR WHAT I HAVE TO SAY.

"I ONLY WISH THE WHOLE WORLD COULD HEAR WHAT I HAVE TO SAY."

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THERE WILL BE REPORTERS THERE?

"THERE WILL BE REPORTERS THERE?"

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