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Clips from The Resort - A Noxious Toothworm (S01E01)

"[ominous music]"
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"[hooting and hollering]"
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"[light acoustic music]"
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"- Wait up, I'm coming! - Let's go!"
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"- No. - Don't be lame, Emma."
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"- Keep your bra on. - Come on!"
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"- No, no. [all cheering]"
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"- Absolutely not."
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"I can't think of anything more awful."
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"- They dump raw sewage in there all the time."
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"That sea is just teemin' with turds."
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"- It's teemin' with doo-doo. - [laughs]"
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"- You know, I had a friend who,"
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"uh, went swimming in these waters,"
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"and he got flesh-eating bacteria, and he died."
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"- I heard about that. I'm sorry."
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"- Yeah, no, he had that shit comin'--"
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"out here takin' risks. - [laughs]"
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"Love a good pool, though."
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"- Pools are wonderful. - Yeah, I like pools."
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"- You want a hot toddy?"
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"- Does it come in a cool thermos?"
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"- Oh, my God."
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"It totally does. - Okay,"
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"then I--then I do."
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"- Okay."
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"All right."
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"- Here you go. [pouring]"
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"- Thank you."
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"A hot turdy. - Hot turdy."
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"- [giggles]"
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"- Hot turdy for the dirty turkeys."
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"- [laughs]"
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"- I'm Noah, by the way."
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"- I'm Emma."
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"- Emma. - Yeah."
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"I just got out of a long-term relationship, though..."
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"Because he died from a flesh-eating virus"
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"that he caught from swimming in that doo-doo water."
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"- Oh, no. - Yeah."
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"A manatee passed him... - [laughs]"
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"- Opened his mouth, got a turd in there."
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"- She was like, "Oh, manatees, ahh!""
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"[both laughing] - And then that was--"
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"Hey, so, uh, what do you say"
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"we, like, ditch all of our friends here"
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"and we just, like, go find a pool?"
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"- I'd like that."
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"- Uh-huh. Until--"
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"And what time does the bus leave?"
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"El autobús? Mm-hmm."
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"Oh, and that's it?"
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"Todos? Okay--uh, gracias."
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"[sighs] Okay, let's go."
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"[tense percussive music]"
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"- Ah! - Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"- Ah! [gasps]"
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"Oh!"
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"- I think I may be concussed. - Oh, fuck."
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"- And also potentially sprained my neck."
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"- Uh-huh. - I don't know"
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"if that's a thing, but, like,"
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"I'm going to turn, and I'm not gettin' a whole lot."
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"- Yup. - Mobility-wise."
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"- Here, just keep pressure on it, okay?"
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"- Thanks. - Thank you."
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"- I like your room. - Thank you."
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"- It's nice. - Thank you!"
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"- You think it's a suite? - Definitely a suite."
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"My dad's in the upgrade."
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"- Hey, who's Illán Iberra?"
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"- [grunting]"
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"Hey, no, no, no."
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"No."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, fuck! - What, what, is it bad?"
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"- No, that's a lot of blood."
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"Uh, oh, fuck. Yeah, um, just hold on."
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"I need a towel. [groans]"
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"- It really doesn't hurt as much as it looks like it would."
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"- I think you need to go to the hospital."
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"- You know what? I really don't like hospitals."
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"- Yeah, well, nobody-- - It's just that the lighting's"
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"shitty, and you kind of feel like you're gonna die"
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"when you're in there, so maybe--"
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"- Hey. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"- Okay. - Okay, I'm still"
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"a little bit dizzy. - Oh, yeah, obviously."
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"- And also potentially gonna throw up a little bit."
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"- Oh, please, go that way."
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"- I'm gonna try not to do that--"
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"- Don't look at me. - But that's a possibility."
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"- [groans] - Just to put it on your radar."
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"- Good? - Good."
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"- Okay."
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"Let me just--"
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"Oh. [groans] Ew."
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"Here."
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"Sorry I, uh, forgot to put deodorant on,"
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"and you're kinda in the danger zone, so--"
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"- It's all right. I think I completely"
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"lost my sense of smell."
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"- That's not good."
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"- [exhales] Must be--I've been told"
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"I have, like, a big head. - Mm-hmm."
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