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Clips from Family Guy - Stewie's First Word (S19E19)

"Let's go play in the hot yard."
Family Guy
"I'm two and a half hours late for preschool."
Family Guy
"Your dad..."
Family Guy
"What... Who wants milk?"
Family Guy
"L‐Let me quick just check in the freezer."
Family Guy
"(gulping)"
Family Guy
"You‐you burger."
Family Guy
"Here‐Here's your veggie burger."
Family Guy
"(stammers)"
Family Guy
"It'll thaw out."
Family Guy
"It... You s‐suck on it."
Family Guy
"It'll thaw out nice."
Family Guy
"All right, I'm out of here."
Family Guy
"Ah, this is the perfect amount of drunk"
Family Guy
"for a Filet‐O‐Fish."
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"TREY: Hey."
Family Guy
"I'm, um, Trey Headband,"
Family Guy
"and I'm your dumb yoga instructor?"
Family Guy
"Yoga is, um, good?"
Family Guy
"And from, um, like, China?"
Family Guy
"Ready? Go."
Family Guy
"Go what?"
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"Y‐You didn't tell us what to do."
Family Guy
"Awesome. You guys did great."
Family Guy
"Let's take a break."
Family Guy
"Who's got yoga questions?"
Family Guy
"Oh, I have a question."
Family Guy
"What does "namaste" mean?"
Family Guy
"I don't know."
Family Guy
"I've never heard of that."
Family Guy
"But do you guys remember OP shorts?"
Family Guy
"What does that have to do with yoga?"
Family Guy
"I don't know."
Family Guy
"I'm just saying, those were pretty rad."
Family Guy
"You guys are doing really good."
Family Guy
"Keep going."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna go to that bathroom right there"
Family Guy
"and do explosive diarrhea."
Family Guy
"(muffled): Just be quiet and meditate now."
Family Guy
"Right on?"
Family Guy
"(sputtering flatulence)"
Family Guy
"Just, like, be one with the silence."
Family Guy
"(flatulence continues)"
Family Guy
"If you hear a sound,"
Family Guy
"just, um, rec‐knowledge it"
Family Guy
"and then, like, let it go?"
Family Guy
"(flatulence continues)"
Family Guy
"(upbeat music playing)"
Family Guy
"Meditation doesn't have diarrhea sounds. (chuckles)"
Family Guy
"All right, let's check in on Peter and the baby."
Family Guy
"Okay, Stewie, time for Daddy to mow this very rocky backyard."
Family Guy
"So I'll just put you in this baby seat you've grown out of,"
Family Guy
"right where the rocks are gonna fly."
Family Guy
"Wait, what?"
Family Guy
"(grunting)"
Family Guy
"Hang on! Stop!"
Family Guy
"- Aah! - Uhp, there we go."
Family Guy
"- (Stewie screaming) - Wow, that's a lot of rocks."
Family Guy
"STEWIE: Damn it! Ow! Ow! Turn it off!"
Family Guy
"- Uhp, the voles are back. - (screaming)"
Family Guy
"You can tell from all the very many rocks."
Family Guy
"Look at 'em fly!"
Family Guy
"(screaming continues)"
Family Guy
"Still think moving was such a bad idea?"
Family Guy
"I don't know."
Family Guy
"Do we still live with your mother?"
Family Guy
"(instrumental Family Guy theme plays)"
Family Guy
"(applause)"
Family Guy
"Good morning, everyone."
Family Guy
"Let me start with another friendly reminder"
Family Guy
"to please not flush your feminine products."
Family Guy
"The yard over the septic tank out back"
Family Guy
"looks like a Braveheart battlefield."
Family Guy
"Okay. Now it's time for everyone to choose a mantra."
Family Guy
"What's that?"
Family Guy
"It's like a word you say that brings you peace."
Family Guy
"A special word."
Family Guy
"A word of release and catharsis."
Family Guy
"You mean like (bleep)?"
Family Guy
"(gasping)"
Family Guy
"Now, now, Lois, let's keep things acceptable."
Family Guy
"I mean, I'm just saying‐‐ I already have a word"
Family Guy
"that does all those things when I say it."
Family Guy
"- And that word is... - (stammers)"
Family Guy
"Yes, we heard the word! Lois, please..."
Family Guy
"No, no, maybe I'm not perfect,"
Family Guy
"but I'm a good person."
Family Guy
"I love my children."
Family Guy
"I like my husband."
Family Guy
"And there are worse things"
Family Guy
"than occasionally using a swear word."
Family Guy
"I'm out of here."
Family Guy
"Guys, I'm worried about the baby."
Family Guy
"He's hardly touched any of his birdseed."
Family Guy
"Are you sure we're shaking him enough?"
Family Guy
"I'm home!"
Family Guy
"‐(excited chatter) ‐Yeah!"
Family Guy
"I missed you guys so much."
Family Guy
"I'm so sorry I had that little meltdown."
Family Guy
"But, more than that,"
Family Guy
"I'm sorry I left you guys on your own."
Family Guy
"This is where I want to be."
Family Guy
"Is that okay with you guys?"
Family Guy
"Of course, Lois."
Family Guy
"Everyone's glad you're home,"
Family Guy
"except for mean older brother Buzz,"
Family Guy
"who never says anything nice."
Family Guy
"Uh‐oh. Here he is now."
Family Guy
"Hey, Lois."
Family Guy
"Pretty cool you're back."
Family Guy
"Aw, I guess he's not such a bad guy after all."
Family Guy
"Also, America should only accept white immigrants."
Family Guy
"Uhp, nope, he's still a bad guy."
Family Guy
"Well, I am so happy to be home."
Family Guy
"But there's one little guy I missed most of all."
Family Guy
"Where's my baby?"
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"Stewie,"
Family Guy
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