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Clips from Family Guy - Stewie's First Word (S19E19)

"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old‐fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"(loud crowd chatter)"
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"God, the Clam sucks on Saturday mornings."
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"It's all just weird foreign sports fans,"
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"like those Pakistani cricket hooligans."
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"If you are not rooting for Lahore,"
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"please you may leave, I can tell you!"
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"Lahore cricketers are the best,"
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"and the others are not the best, dear friends."
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"I'm for Karachi, but I don't got a death wish about it."
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"Guys, what's wrong with us?"
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"It's Saturday morning, and we're drinking in a bar."
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"We should be drinking at the Goodwill donation dumpster."
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"- Why come? - 'Cause right now's when all the yard sales end."
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"We can get first pick of the abandoned leftovers."
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"That's a stupid idea. There's not gonna"
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"be anything good in that dumpster."
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"PETER: What if I told you everything I'm wearing right now"
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"I found in that dumpster?"
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"Is that a bachelorette sash?"
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"Scott said I could do hand stuff this weekend, but that's it."
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"I told you this is stupid."
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"There's nothing good in here."
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"Hey, look‐‐ a pair of working legs."
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"Dibs on these."
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"Wha...? Aw, come on, Quagmire!"
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"Joe, I said dibs."
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"No, no, you're right. You said dibs."
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"Whoa. Check it out. A Sorry! board game."
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"Let me see it."
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"(soft rattling)"
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"- Three pieces missing. - How'd you do that?"
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"I can shake anything and figure out what all's in there."
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"You got 11 periods left."
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"Cool. VHS of Eraserhead."
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"This'll be good for when I never want to sleep again."
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"Holy crap."
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"Wha‐What? What is it?"
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"A Magic 8 Ball!"
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"This thing can tell the future."
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"No, it can't, Peter. It's just a stupid toy."
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"I don't know. Let's test it."
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"Will there be snow this Christmas?"
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"(gasps) Oh, my God, the ball is right."
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"I should ask again later."
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"How did it know that?"
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"Guys, from now on, I am living my life"
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"according to the Magic 8 Ball."
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"It will lead me like the shorebird"
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"that led the first Pilgrims to Boston."
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"Ahoy! Are you looking to build a city"
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"where sports fans can be notoriously racist?"
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"Yeah, and can we also ruin "Sweet Caroline""
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"- for everyone else? - Absolutely."
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"Can our airport security people be responsible for 9/11?"
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"And can our own 9/11 be, like, one one‐thousandth as bad,"
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"but we'll still make a fricking movie about it?"
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"I think I know just the place."
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"Okay, I don't know if this is gonna be a problem,"
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"but we forgot to bring the letter "R.""
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"No problem at all."
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"Right this way, large‐faced whites!"
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"ALL (chanting): Let's go, Red Sox!"
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"(rhythmic clapping)"
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"Let's go, Red Sox!"
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"What is that?"
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"It's my Magic 8 Ball."
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"This is the first black ball"
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"that Kim Kardashian hasn't played with."
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"Why is it filled with the blue liquid from tampon commercials?"
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"That's a very gross question, Meg."
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"You may take your breakfast in the attic."
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"That question aside, I'm having a blast with my new 8 Ball."
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"It knows everything. Watch."
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"Magic 8 Ball,"
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"will my middle‐of‐the‐highway puppet show be a success?"
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"Well, I'll show this thing."
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"(truck horn blaring)"
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"‐(tires screeching) ‐(thud)"
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"How'd it go, Dad?"
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"I don't know, Sparky. What did you think?"
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"The performance was a little flat."
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"(instrumental Family Guy theme plays)"
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"Magic 8 Ball."
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"Magic 8 Ball, I'm bored."
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"Should I sniff my coworker's hair?"
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"He told me to do it!"
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"Mr. Griffin, if a Magic 8 Ball asked you"
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"to jump off a building, would you do that, too?"
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"Did it?"
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"No, I'm just using that as an example of..."
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"I listened to the toy!"
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"Magic 8 Ball, what's the best e‐mail provider?"
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""Outlook good." Interesting."
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"He's not raving about it, but it's a solid choice."
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"Let's go, Peter. Time for church."
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"Mom said they're gonna serve Chewy Chips Ahoy at coffee hour."
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"Lois... church?"
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"Who am I supposed to worship‐‐ Jesus?"
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"This is my god now."
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"Watch your mouth, Peter."
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"Sorry, Lois, but my religion is now the 8 Ball."
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"Magic 8 Ball, is the Fox network sustainable"
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"in this new streaming world?"
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"No. No!"
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"(gasps)"
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"Kim, what's wrong?"
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"A black ball went to waste."
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"Are you streaming Mindhunter in church?"
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"I'm trying to stream Mindhunter in church."
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"Freaking guest Wi‐Fi."
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"You know the priest gets the good Wi‐Fi."
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"And yea, the Lord said..."
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