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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Sauce Side Story (S12E12)

Because we're, uh, doing our own thing for Mom.

"Because we're, uh, doing our own thing for Mom."

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- We're giving it to her later. - We are?

"- We're giving it to her later. - We are?"

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Yes. And it's really, really great.

"Yes. And it's really, really great."

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- Wait, did I miss a meeting? - (sighs) Ignore Tina.

"- Wait, did I miss a meeting? - (sighs) Ignore Tina."

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Why don't we focus on Dad's wet milk waffles for now.

"Why don't we focus on Dad's wet milk waffles for now."

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(sighs) I'll make you new ones.

"(sighs) I'll make you new ones."

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- Gene will eat those. - Yay! Floppy waffles.

"- Gene will eat those. - Yay! Floppy waffles."

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Floppy, floppy, floppy, floppy. (sputters lips)

"Floppy, floppy, floppy, floppy. (sputters lips)"

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So, Teddy, what'd you get your mom for Mother's Day?

"So, Teddy, what'd you get your mom for Mother's Day?"

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Well, you know how she's pretty tatted up?

"Well, you know how she's pretty tatted up?"

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What? No.

"What? No."

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Yeah, well, she's got a tattoo that she hates,

"Yeah, well, she's got a tattoo that she hates,"

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so I booked her an appointment at a laser tattoo removal place.

"so I booked her an appointment at a laser tattoo removal place."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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But it's kind of expensive.

"But it's kind of expensive."

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- How expensive? - Well, it's $500 a visit,

"- How expensive? - Well, it's $500 a visit,"

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and it can take a bunch of visits.

"and it can take a bunch of visits."

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Which I wasn't totally aware of

"Which I wasn't totally aware of"

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when I was signing her up for the first lasering.

"when I was signing her up for the first lasering."

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- That's a lot of money. - I know.

"- That's a lot of money. - I know."

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- But she really wants it gone. - Why?

"- But she really wants it gone. - Why?"

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- What-What's it a tattoo of? - Uh, I'll show you.

"- What-What's it a tattoo of? - Uh, I'll show you."

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Here, check a look. It's on her upper, upper thigh.

"Here, check a look. It's on her upper, upper thigh."

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BOB: Oh. Gr-Great.

"BOB: Oh. Gr-Great."

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So, it's a tattoo of a bunch of playing cards?

"So, it's a tattoo of a bunch of playing cards?"

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It's a gin rummy thing. She was in a group,

"It's a gin rummy thing. She was in a group,"

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and I guess they all got the same tattoo.

"and I guess they all got the same tattoo."

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- Aw, gin rummy chummies. - (door opens)

"- Aw, gin rummy chummies. - (door opens)"

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- Well, not anymore. - (door closes)

"- Well, not anymore. - (door closes)"

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My mom plays with, let's say, a lot of flare.

"My mom plays with, let's say, a lot of flare."

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And by "flare," I mean rage.

"And by "flare," I mean rage."

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Your mom sounds intense.

"Your mom sounds intense."

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- She's passionate, Bob. - Wait, I have an idea.

"- She's passionate, Bob. - Wait, I have an idea."

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Maybe she doesn't have to remove her tattoo.

"Maybe she doesn't have to remove her tattoo."

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Why doesn't she just add to what's already there?

"Why doesn't she just add to what's already there?"

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Make it into something else? I bet that's cheaper.

"Make it into something else? I bet that's cheaper."

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- I mean, probably? - Hey, we should brainstorm.

"- I mean, probably? - Hey, we should brainstorm."

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- Ooh, we can use the chalkboard. - Oh, uh-- Heh.

"- Ooh, we can use the chalkboard. - Oh, uh-- Heh."

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That's where I put the Burger of the Day that I wrote,

"That's where I put the Burger of the Day that I wrote,"

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carefully, so people know what it is.

"carefully, so people know what it is."

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And you erased it.

"And you erased it."

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This is just for a minute. I'll remember it.

"This is just for a minute. I'll remember it."

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- It was a something-something burger. - Yup.

"- It was a something-something burger. - Yup."

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(quietly): So, what are we getting for Mom?

"(quietly): So, what are we getting for Mom?"

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A different card from Tina?

"A different card from Tina?"

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Oh, okay. Lot of pressure.

"Oh, okay. Lot of pressure."

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Wait. O-mama bin Lovin'?

"Wait. O-mama bin Lovin'?"

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That's been done.

"That's been done."

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No. What we're gonna do is

"No. What we're gonna do is"

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get that old family sauce recipe and we're gonna cook it for Mom

"get that old family sauce recipe and we're gonna cook it for Mom"

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and give her the greatest Mother's Day dinner of all time.

"and give her the greatest Mother's Day dinner of all time."

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You had me at "sauce."

"You had me at "sauce.""

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Where are we gonna get the recipe?

"Where are we gonna get the recipe?"

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I found out where Lorraine lives.

"I found out where Lorraine lives."

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- Who's Lorraine? - Joey's daughter.

"- Who's Lorraine? - Joey's daughter."

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Got it. Who's Joey again?

"Got it. Who's Joey again?"

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He's Great-Grandma Claudia's brother.

"He's Great-Grandma Claudia's brother."

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Just look at this.

"Just look at this."

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Mom said Joey took the recipe.

"Mom said Joey took the recipe."

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Since he's passed on, smart money is that

"Since he's passed on, smart money is that"

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his only daughter, Lorraine, has it now.

"his only daughter, Lorraine, has it now."

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Guess what. She lives in Bottom Hook,

"Guess what. She lives in Bottom Hook,"

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which is only eight miles away.

"which is only eight miles away."

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Yes. Louise, this is such a good idea.

"Yes. Louise, this is such a good idea."

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- I know. - Wait, how are we gonna get there?

"- I know. - Wait, how are we gonna get there?"

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No clue.

"No clue."

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You kids help out around here, right?

"You kids help out around here, right?"

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I-I'm just checking because

"I-I'm just checking because"

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sometimes it feels like you don't help out at all.

"sometimes it feels like you don't help out at all."

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- We're taking a hiatus. - Dad, just shush.

"- We're taking a hiatus. - Dad, just shush."

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We think we found where the sauce recipe might be.

"We think we found where the sauce recipe might be."

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It's only eight miles away at Mom's cousin Lorraine's house.

"It's only eight miles away at Mom's cousin Lorraine's house."

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Go get your car keys.

"Go get your car keys."

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Oh, that's actually a really sweet idea,

"Oh, that's actually a really sweet idea,"

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but we can't leave your mom alone

"but we can't leave your mom alone"

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in the restaurant on Mother's Day.

"in the restaurant on Mother's Day."

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- (quietly): Boo. - Don't boo me.

"- (quietly): Boo. - Don't boo me."

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Look, maybe you guys can save this idea for next year.

"Look, maybe you guys can save this idea for next year."

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- (quietly): Boo. - Stop booing me.

"- (quietly): Boo. - Stop booing me."

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What if we get another ride?

"What if we get another ride?"

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Do you know someone with a car?

"Do you know someone with a car?"

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And don't say Ken because he's not real.

"And don't say Ken because he's not real."

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He is real and he's a very good driver,

"He is real and he's a very good driver,"

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but he's getting his Jeep lowered today.

"but he's getting his Jeep lowered today."

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(gasps) I think I might know someone who could take us.

"(gasps) I think I might know someone who could take us."

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Is it someone we know and trust?

"Is it someone we know and trust?"

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It's someone we know.

"It's someone we know."

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So I got my license un-suspended,

"So I got my license un-suspended,"

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then they said I needed to take the eye test again,

"then they said I needed to take the eye test again,"

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but I was like, "Nah, this prescription is fine."

"but I was like, "Nah, this prescription is fine.""

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- Oh! - (tires screech) - (kids scream)

"- Oh! - (tires screech) - (kids scream)"

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Sorry. This road is so curvy.

"Sorry. This road is so curvy."

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Ugh, I can't believe we're actually going

"Ugh, I can't believe we're actually going"

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to that punk Lorraine Parcone's house.

"to that punk Lorraine Parcone's house."

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And possibly to a soft serve drive-through on the way? Eh?

"And possibly to a soft serve drive-through on the way? Eh?"

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Aunt Gayle, you and Mom still get pretty frothy

"Aunt Gayle, you and Mom still get pretty frothy"

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about the whole forking thing, huh?

"about the whole forking thing, huh?"

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It started with the forking.

"It started with the forking."

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Then there was the recipe theft, of course,

"Then there was the recipe theft, of course,"

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but the bad blood's been passed down

"but the bad blood's been passed down"

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from generation to generation.

"from generation to generation."

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- You know about the wedding incident? - KIDS: No.

"- You know about the wedding incident? - KIDS: No."

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It was my mother and father's wedding--

"It was my mother and father's wedding--"

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your grandparents-- and my Grandma Claudia

"your grandparents-- and my Grandma Claudia"

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made them invite everyone to try to make peace.

"made them invite everyone to try to make peace."

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It was a disaster.

"It was a disaster."

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Lorraine Parcone wore white.

"Lorraine Parcone wore white."

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I mean, I think it was a full wedding dress.

"I mean, I think it was a full wedding dress."

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- Poor Grandma Gloria. - Well, she got Lorraine back.

"- Poor Grandma Gloria. - Well, she got Lorraine back."

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Literally.

"Literally."

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She poured punch down her back,

"She poured punch down her back,"

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and then she punched her in the back.

"and then she punched her in the back."

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I hear it was a beautiful wedding.

"I hear it was a beautiful wedding."

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Sounds lovely.

"Sounds lovely."

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Well, you know me, Aunt Gayle.

"Well, you know me, Aunt Gayle."

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I love a good family feud.

"I love a good family feud."

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But today, the plan is to put all that aside.

"But today, the plan is to put all that aside."

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Tomorrow, you can go back to feuding it up. Okay?

"Tomorrow, you can go back to feuding it up. Okay?"

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Yeah, do it for Mom. It's Mother's Day.

"Yeah, do it for Mom. It's Mother's Day."

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I mean, she's not your mother, but she's a damn good woman.

"I mean, she's not your mother, but she's a damn good woman."

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