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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Sauce Side Story (S12E12)

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(Bob panting)

"(Bob panting)"

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I'm whipping you so hard.

"I'm whipping you so hard."

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Turn into cream!

"Turn into cream!"

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- Get a room, you two. - We did get a room, Gene.

"- Get a room, you two. - We did get a room, Gene."

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It's called the kitchen.

"It's called the kitchen."

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I'm making whipped cream for your mom

"I'm making whipped cream for your mom"

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for her Mother's Day waffles,

"for her Mother's Day waffles,"

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which you kids are supposed to be helping me with.

"which you kids are supposed to be helping me with."

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Sorry, Dad. We have our hands full.

"Sorry, Dad. We have our hands full."

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Tina had to make a card,

"Tina had to make a card,"

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we had to tell her to make the card.

"we had to tell her to make the card."

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- Tina, let's see it. - Read it and weep.

"- Tina, let's see it. - Read it and weep."

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Or lightly chuckle because it's pretty funny.

"Or lightly chuckle because it's pretty funny."

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It's a drawing of a mushroom cloud

"It's a drawing of a mushroom cloud"

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and all of us flying through the air, and it says,

"and all of us flying through the air, and it says,"

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- "You dropped a mom on us"? - Pretty good, right?

"- "You dropped a mom on us"? - Pretty good, right?"

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Yeah, but you made this exact same card two years ago.

"Yeah, but you made this exact same card two years ago."

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Damn it, I knew it felt familiar.

"Damn it, I knew it felt familiar."

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We got to think of something else, and quick.

"We got to think of something else, and quick."

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- LINDA: Think of what? - Uh...

"- LINDA: Think of what? - Uh..."

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KIDS: Happy Mother's Day!

"KIDS: Happy Mother's Day!"

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- Aw, thanks. - Ugh. Happy Mother's Day, Lin.

"- Aw, thanks. - Ugh. Happy Mother's Day, Lin."

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Wow, you're sweaty.

"Wow, you're sweaty."

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What's in the box?

"What's in the box?"

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Is it a tiny little David Blaine?

"Is it a tiny little David Blaine?"

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Eh, I was thinking about my mother.

"Eh, I was thinking about my mother."

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And then I started to think about my grandmother,

"And then I started to think about my grandmother,"

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and I wanted to find a picture of her, and I found this.

"and I wanted to find a picture of her, and I found this."

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A box full of old family stuff.

"A box full of old family stuff."

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"Old family stuff." Those are three exciting words.

""Old family stuff." Those are three exciting words."

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I wanted to look through it

"I wanted to look through it"

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while we have Mother's Day breakfast.

"while we have Mother's Day breakfast."

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Aw, here she is. My sweet Grandma Claudia.

"Aw, here she is. My sweet Grandma Claudia."

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Oh, I just loved her so much. Ooh, family tree.

"Oh, I just loved her so much. Ooh, family tree."

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Let's see what we have here.

"Let's see what we have here."

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- Any celebrities or criminals? - Portia de Rossi?

"- Any celebrities or criminals? - Portia de Rossi?"

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Oh, that says "Peter DeRosa."

"Oh, that says "Peter DeRosa.""

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Still though, pretty cool.

"Still though, pretty cool."

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LOUISE: Wait, why is this whole section crossed out?

"LOUISE: Wait, why is this whole section crossed out?"

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Oh, that's because of the feud.

"Oh, that's because of the feud."

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Wha-Wha-What? A feud?

"Wha-Wha-What? A feud?"

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Something interesting happened in our family?

"Something interesting happened in our family?"

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I think you're forgetting about Dad's uncle with huge feet.

"I think you're forgetting about Dad's uncle with huge feet."

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Oh, yeah, Uncle Frank. Good swimmer.

"Oh, yeah, Uncle Frank. Good swimmer."

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Well, it's kind of a long story, but I'll tell you.

"Well, it's kind of a long story, but I'll tell you."

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This thing started way before I was born.

"This thing started way before I was born."

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My great-grandma Maria had four kids,

"My great-grandma Maria had four kids,"

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and they didn't have a lot of money.

"and they didn't have a lot of money."

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One of them, Tony, worked down at the docks.

"One of them, Tony, worked down at the docks."

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And he was trying to save up to buy

"And he was trying to save up to buy"

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his dream house in Staten Island.

"his dream house in Staten Island."

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GENE: I think Billy Joel wrote a song about that.

"GENE: I think Billy Joel wrote a song about that."

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LINDA: But Joey, the baby of the family, married a rich girl.

"LINDA: But Joey, the baby of the family, married a rich girl."

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I think her father invented the raincoat.

"I think her father invented the raincoat."

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- Probably not. - Shush!

"- Probably not. - Shush!"

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And then Joey and his new rich wife

"And then Joey and his new rich wife"

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bought Tony's dream house before Tony could!

"bought Tony's dream house before Tony could!"

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- Damn. - So, is that why someone crossed

"- Damn. - So, is that why someone crossed"

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all of Joey's family out on the family tree?

"all of Joey's family out on the family tree?"

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No. There's more.

"No. There's more."

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You see, Joey invited the family over

"You see, Joey invited the family over"

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to his new house for dinner.

"to his new house for dinner."

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And my great-grandmother Maria

"And my great-grandmother Maria"

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brought over her famous Bolognese sauce.

"brought over her famous Bolognese sauce."

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(whispers loudly): Say more about the sauce.

"(whispers loudly): Say more about the sauce."

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- (whispers): It was delicious, Gene. - I knew it.

"- (whispers): It was delicious, Gene. - I knew it."

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(normal voice): And then it happened.

"(normal voice): And then it happened."

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- (gasps) - I didn't say what it was yet.

"- (gasps) - I didn't say what it was yet."

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Sorry, it's just tense.

"Sorry, it's just tense."

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LINDA: So, they're eating dinner,

"LINDA: So, they're eating dinner,"

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and Joey is just laughing and laughing

"and Joey is just laughing and laughing"

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about how great his new house is.

"about how great his new house is."

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But as he reaches for the Parmesan cheese,

"But as he reaches for the Parmesan cheese,"

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Tony goes in with his fork to get more pasta

"Tony goes in with his fork to get more pasta"

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and accidentally stabs Joey in the hand!

"and accidentally stabs Joey in the hand!"

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LOUISE: Yes! He forked him!

"LOUISE: Yes! He forked him!"

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- (gasps) - Joey and his sister Paulina

"- (gasps) - Joey and his sister Paulina"

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thought Tony forked him on purpose

"thought Tony forked him on purpose"

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because Joey bought Tony's dream house

"because Joey bought Tony's dream house"

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with Daniela's stupid raincoat money.

"with Daniela's stupid raincoat money."

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- It-it couldn't have been raincoat. - It was.

"- It-it couldn't have been raincoat. - It was."

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But Tony swore that it was an accident,

"But Tony swore that it was an accident,"

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and his sister Claudia, my sweet little grandmother,

"and his sister Claudia, my sweet little grandmother,"

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believed him.

"believed him."

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Joey throws Tony out of the house.

"Joey throws Tony out of the house."

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Claudia and her husband Burt, my grandfather, go with him.

"Claudia and her husband Burt, my grandfather, go with him."

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And here's the kicker: it's pouring rain.

"And here's the kicker: it's pouring rain."

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None of them have raincoats.

"None of them have raincoats."

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They all get wet.

"They all get wet."

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From that moment on,

"From that moment on,"

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you were either Team Tony or Team Joey.

"you were either Team Tony or Team Joey."

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So we're on team...?

"So we're on team...?"

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Tony. All the way.

"Tony. All the way."

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And Tony's the one who...?

"And Tony's the one who...?"

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Accidentally forked that jerk Joey.

"Accidentally forked that jerk Joey."

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You never met any Team Joeys

"You never met any Team Joeys"

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'cause we stopped talking to them, 'cause they're dumb.

"'cause we stopped talking to them, 'cause they're dumb."

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And you want to know the worst part?

"And you want to know the worst part?"

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Then the Great Depression happened?

"Then the Great Depression happened?"

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No. After my lovely great-grandmother Maria passed,

"No. After my lovely great-grandmother Maria passed,"

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dumb Joey, his wife Daniela and their idiot kid

"dumb Joey, his wife Daniela and their idiot kid"

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went over to her house, went through all her stuff

"went over to her house, went through all her stuff"

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and stole the only written-down copy

"and stole the only written-down copy"

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of Grandma Maria's famous Bolognese recipe.

"of Grandma Maria's famous Bolognese recipe."

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They did what?!

"They did what?!"

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My Grandma Claudia knew how to make it,

"My Grandma Claudia knew how to make it,"

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and she used to make it for me,

"and she used to make it for me,"

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and it was delicious, but she died,

"and it was delicious, but she died,"

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and so now I can only taste the sauce in my memories.

"and so now I can only taste the sauce in my memories."

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- In your mammaries? - Gene.

"- In your mammaries? - Gene."

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So now the only people who know

"So now the only people who know"

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how to make it are those cold-hearted,

"how to make it are those cold-hearted,"

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house-stealing Team Joey people.

"house-stealing Team Joey people."

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(singsongy): Who wants waffles with homemade whipped cream?

"(singsongy): Who wants waffles with homemade whipped cream?"

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- I do. - I mean, sort of whipped.

"- I do. - I mean, sort of whipped."

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It's really hard to do. My wrist hurts.

"It's really hard to do. My wrist hurts."

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- Anyway, here you go. - Oh.

"- Anyway, here you go. - Oh."

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Ew. Did you just pour milk on her waffles?

"Ew. Did you just pour milk on her waffles?"

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Damn it. The kids didn't help at all.

"Damn it. The kids didn't help at all."

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