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Clips from Weeds - Theoretical Love Is Not Dead (S06E06)

"Previously on Weeds."
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"Pilar Zuazo. I want her dead."
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"I want it done today."
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"- I held up my end. - Sure. It's no problem."
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"I'm your boy, right?"
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"How did that work? You guys dated in high school?"
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"I don't know. We did that on and off thing for a while."
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"- Nothing official, but hey... - I think I'm your son."
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"I'm writing this article with or without you, Nancy,"
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"so fill in the blanks or I'm gonna do it myself."
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"Fine. Ask me a question already."
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"Okay. Who killed Pilar Zuazo?"
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"That night, Pilar escorted me out of the party."
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"Passports, plane tickets, whatever else we need, just go get it."
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"This will only cover the passports."
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"I'll get the money."
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"American passports are too tough."
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"I could do Iceland."
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"Every time I'm walking down that tunnel. Every time."
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"And once I find out what's at the end, I'll figure it out then."
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"But at least I'll know. I'll know."
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"And why would you not wanna know?"
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"And why would you not wanna know?"
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"This is the final call for Air Caelum's Flight 966 to Paris."
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"No, every time I'm walking down that tunnel. Every time."
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"And once I find out what's at the end, I'll figure it out then."
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"But at least I'll know. I'll know."
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"And why would you not wanna know?"
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"Guillermo."
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"So, you two guys are back together?"
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"I guess it's only fitting that since I broke you up..."
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"Here's your passport."
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"Here's your plane ticket. We take off at 6:10."
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"- I'm not coming. - Okay."
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"Nancy, your mother,"
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"who not only gave unto you her egg,"
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"but raised you and fed you and loved you and wiped your ass"
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"and provided a pretty great father for you, despite his early exit..."
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"Your mother wants us all together."
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"It's not about what she wants anymore."
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"I wanna get to know my sperm daddy."
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"Sperm daddy?"
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"- Birth father, whatever. - No, no, no, no."
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"You said "sperm daddy." That's so weird."
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"Hey, faux uncle and half brother, we gotta go."
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"Schiff's freaking out every time he sees the meter go up 50 cents."
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"I'm not coming."
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"Fine. Let's go. Bye, Silas."
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"Sit the fuck down. Enough with this jaded bullshit."
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"Enough with this, "I don't care, I've seen it all, I'm dead inside." You're not."
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"And you're gonna miss me."
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"I'm going to Europe. You're sitting here in dear-shit Michigan."
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"- In a garage. - Please. Please."
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"Choose to not be a dick."
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"That's your parting words? Your brotherly advice?"
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""Don't be a dick"?"
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"Yes."
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"- Asshole. - Psycho."
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"My old math teacher is at the door asking for you guys."
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"It's Copenhagen time. Come on, Mike."
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"Come with us. Big fun."
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"- Say goodbye to Lars Guinard. - Andy,"
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"I'm done."
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"Okay."
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"Not so long ago,"
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"I stood in a room and a beautiful woman told me goodbye,"
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"and I took her at her word, and I got an F."
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"'Cause I was supposed to fight for her."
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"But I failed."
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"Well, I don't wanna fight."
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"And I'm not some woman you were once engaged to."
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"We didn't even get to first base."
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"There."
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"Now we've been to first base."
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"- Are they... - No."
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"I love you."
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"I love you, too."
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"You sure they're not..."
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"I'm saying goodbye to my nephew who I love, who I'm gonna miss,"
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"and who I might never see again."
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"- Technically, he's not your nephew. - Shut the fuck up, Lars Guinard."
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"Come on, Shane."
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"- You wanna wake the dead? - Please let me ride in the car."
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"- We're going to the airport. - Let me ride in the car."
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"Don't want you to miss your flight."
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"Listen, please, let me ride in the car."
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"- Can I ride in the car? Please. - No."
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"- Stevie's not at the airport. - Yeah, we'll see."
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"You don't believe me?"
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"- No. - Well, he's not."
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"Yeah, then, where is he?"
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"He's somewhere safe."
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"She's full of shit."
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"Yeah, we'll know soon enough."
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"Esteban? Who's seen that tape?"
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"It's a DVD."
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"People don't use tape no more."
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"All copies are in my control."
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"And unless I get my son,"
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"it'll be turned over to the police."
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"And your son will be arrested for murder."
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"You sure you wanna do that? 'Cause once upon a time, I knew a lot."
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"Saw a lot, heard a lot."
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"I could talk. I like to talk."
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"No shit."
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"Bribery, extortion, blackmail, bank accounts,"
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"missing DEA agents,"
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"dead journalists in the trunks of sedans."
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"All that could come out. All of it if my son's arrested."
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"Dead hoes tell no tales."
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"Shut up, Guillermo. I'm trying to talk to my husband."
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"Hi, husband."
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"God. Wow!"
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"God."
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"I remember when you used to hit me and it was sexy."
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"Remember that?"
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"The spanking, back of the limo? You remember that?"
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"No, I remember when you took my son. That is all I remember."
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"Could I have a tissue, please?"
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"Enough with my nose already."
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