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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - The Escape (S09E09)

"Oh, my God. Are we poor?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I knew Dad's magic shop would destroy us."
Modern Family (2009)
"No, it is my Aunt Becky's favorite tomato soup,"
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"and I am bringing it to her because she's recovering from a stroke."
Modern Family (2009)
"Is she the mean one you guys used to be so scared of?"
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"Oh, God, yes, especially Uncle Mitchell."
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"It was like he was a weak gazelle"
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"and she was a hungry, homophobic cheetah."
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"No offense, but that soup stinks."
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"No, it smells fine."
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"Is someone burning Frisbees?"
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"It's soup!"
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"No, that's not it."
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"Oh, look at you all dressed up."
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"Coming with us to watch Uncle Mitchell sweat?"
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"No, Arvin's dad is in from London, and he wants me to meet him."
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"Hang on. You're not hungover."
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"Hair's conservative, no cleavage."
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"Oh, my God. You're trying to make a good impression."
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"- You're in love! - Shut up. I am not."
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"Ohh, I don't know."
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"I see how hard you work at this relationship."
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"You woke up early to watch soccer and you called it football."
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"Oh, just calm down."
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"It's been three months,"
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"and everyone knows Liverpool is having a cracking good year."
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"Still, meeting a parent is a major relationship milestone."
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"Claire, you're getting my hopes up,"
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"and I still haven't recovered from Andy."
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"And don't even get me started on Dylan."
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"I get nostalgic every time I see someone sleeping in their car."
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"- You nervous? - No."
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"And even if I were, I've got it covered."
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"I've got these new stickers from NERP."
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"So, our latest product"
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"is the most amazing scientific breakthrough..."
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"stickers!"
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"Oh, you're a genius."
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"What an amazing time we live in. I can't."
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"So, they're designed to reduce stress"
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"and to help you boldly pursue greatness"
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"by scrambling the rational part of the brain"
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"that asks, "Does this seem right?""
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"Anyway, since I can't test on laboratory rats,"
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"I'm gonna need you guys to try them."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"So, wait! No one here has a pacemaker or lawyer parents, right?"
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"- No. - No."
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"Then test away!"
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"I'll go see what room Becky's in,"
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"or we can just feel for which doorknob is cold."
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"Phil, Phil. Did you see what's across the street?"
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"- An escape room. - Oh, I did."
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"- No, we're not doing that. - No way in hell."
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"She also said no to ice cream."
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"Escape room? What is that?"
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"Oh, it's a themed room that they lock you in,"
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"and then you have to solve puzzles and clues"
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"to, um, you know, escape."
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"Or they cut off your finger?"
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"What? No."
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"- It's just for fun. - Yeah."
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"Oh, but then that lowers the stakes."
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"Okay. She's in Room 208. Let's go."
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"Jay, did you hear that there is an escape room"
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"across the street?"
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"- We're not doing that. - Why not?"
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"Because when you get in a stressful situation,"
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"you start to scream,"
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"and I'm not taking that show into a locked room."
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"Yeah, and this one gets panicked if he's stuck in traffic"
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"for more than five minutes."
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"Guess it's just you and me."
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"Oh, hard pass, honey. In a confined space,"
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"you're just bouncing off the wall like Flubber."
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"It's no secret my sister Becky and I have our differences."
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"They haven't talked in nine years."
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"She's kind of a monster."
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"I've only met her once, at our wedding."
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"Imagine if you took all of Jay's worst qualities"
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"and wrapped them in a pantsuit."
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"But as soon as I heard she had a stroke,"
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"I knew I had to rush to her side."
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"It happened three weeks ago."
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"Right in the middle of hockey playoffs!"
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"Typical Becky!"
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"Okay. There she is."
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"Hi, Aunt Becky."
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"I think she's sleeping."
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"With the same mean old puss on her face."
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"Hey, Mitchell. Why don't you give her a little kiss?"
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"- You give her a little kiss. - No."
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"Who's there?"
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"Oh! My darling family."
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"You came."
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"- Something's wrong with her mouth. - She's smiling."
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"Mitchell, you've gotten so handsome."
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"Have you finally met a good woman?"
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"I'm sorry. What?"
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"You're messing with me, right, Becky? You know that..."
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"Hey, folks, can I speak with you for a second?"
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"This is just like when I came out years ago."
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"She knows what she's doing."
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"Actually, she doesn't."
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"The stroke may have scrambled some of Becky's memories."
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"So she doesn't remember me coming out?"
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"Correct."
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"And now presumes you're straight."
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"That part I can't explain."
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"Have you tried popping her on the noggin?"
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"She's not a jukebox, Fonzie."
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"And besides, it doesn't work."
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"It only made my uncle worse. He never woke up."
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"Well, hopefully her memory will return."
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"Often, it's the little things that trigger recollection..."
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"a smell, a song, a picture, even just her family."
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"Thank you. Thank you so much, doctor."
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"Did you kill your uncle?"
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"She doesn't remember I'm gay."
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"Yeah, no, I know. I was here for the whole explanation."
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