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Clips from The Monkees - Monkees à la Carte (S01E01)

"- Here's the wine. - Thanks, honey."
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"Hey, th-th-that's white wine. We should t-t-toast to red."
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"Uh, that's a very good year for white wine."
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"Waiter, r-red!"
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"I'll get him."
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"Hey, th-th-that's pretty good service."
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"Say, fellas, we could turn the lights down low and vote by candlelight."
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"Red wine, sir."
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"Waiter, get the Purple guy in here for the toast."
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"Hey, waiter. I don't drink. Give me some ginger ale."
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"That's not my station."
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"Man, I hope Peter gets the cops okay."
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"Stay cool. What could go wrong?"
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"Boy, am I glad to see you."
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"Grab him! It's the Purple Flower Gang!"
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"Hey, wait a minute!"
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"I thought we had all these guys in the can."
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"Then this must be another one. You can always tell by the flower."
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"My flower's white, white!"
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"Don't try to kid me; I know how tough it is to find purple flowers."
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"Since we are all in agreement as to the split,"
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"and there is no further business-"
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"Not so fast. I have some more business."
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"Yeah, so do I."
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"I'm not so sure you split the city up fairly."
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"Now I think we can be agreed to a man."
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"That includes you too, Big Flora."
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"Now, I think the city should be split up into nine equal parts."
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"Hey."
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"Fuselli's trying to cheat you, Big Flora."
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"Now, Flora should get this here."
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"That's right, Fuselli."
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"Now, Paddy the Fix should get this."
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"Hey, thanks for the info. Hey, I want that section."
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"And we can give this to Benny the Book."
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"Fuselli's doing you in a double cross."
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"That's right, F-F-Fuselli."
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"And Red O'Leary should get this."
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"You don't say. That's mine, Fuselli."
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"So, Fuselli is now left with this."
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"You win. I win."
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"Fuselli, you're a two-timing, double-crossing, cigar smoking rat."
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"Watch what you're saying, Red; I don't smoke cigars!"
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"Got you there, Red."
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"Got you again."
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"Three out of five."
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"I tell you, I'm not a member of the Purple Flower Gang."
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"Look, punk-"
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"Take it easy, Paul. Now, we're all friends here."
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"Would you like some coffee?"
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"Cream? Sugar?"
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"Two lumps?"
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"Get this young man some coffee."
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"And a cheese Danish."
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"Talk, punk!"
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"Alright, Fuselli, that's my territory!"
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"Yeah, and that one right there, that's mine!"
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"Yeah!"
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"That's my territory!"
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"Okay, okay. Wait a minute."
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"What happened to my city? My city!"
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"You're tearing up my city!"
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"Beautiful, there's a school right there."
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"Yeah, Seamens Bank job was mine, and the, uh,"
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"filling station over on Essex."
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"- Are you getting all that? - Yeah."
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"And the sinking of the Lusitania was mine."
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"Uh, and the Brink's robbery of fifty-seven was mine."
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"And, of course, the Great Train Robbery was mine."
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"Is that all?"
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"One more thing. Take a letter to my mother."
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"Fuselli, this room isn't big enough for all of us."
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"Agreed."
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"We'll split."
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"You heard me good."
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"Yeah!"
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"Ah!"
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"Man, we've got to stop this shooting or we're gonna get killed."
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"Hey-"
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"Hold it! Hold it! Come on."
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"The director thought we should have a pretty girl in the show."
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"Thank you, sweetheart. Ah, okay. Let's go."
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"Heh heh heh, I won again."
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"Ha ha ha. Another game?"
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"Five people should be able to get along."
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"Four? Can't mature individuals resolve their differences?"
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"Can any of you talk this thing over peaceably?"
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"Now, why don't you two guys shake hands and be friends?"
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"I won."
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"Look what you've done, Mr. Fuselli; you killed everybody in the room."
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"You d-d-d-dirty rat."
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"It's the Purple Flower Gang."
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"Ah, is the meeting over?"
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"Well, how do you like that, inspector?"
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"Yeah."
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"You're under arrest!"
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"Huh?"
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"I'm Not Your Steppin' Stone"
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"I'm Not Your Steppin' Stone"
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"Not your steppin' stone"
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"Not your steppin' stone"
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"Not your steppin' stone Not your steppin' stone"
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"Play for me, boys. Play like you used to."
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"She told me that she loved me,"
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"And like a fool I believed her from the start"
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"She"
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"She said she'd never hurt me,"
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"But then she turned around and broke my heart"
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"Why am I standing here"
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"Missing her and wishing she were here?"
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"She only did me wrong"
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"I'm better off alone"
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"She"
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"she devoured all my sweet love,"
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"Took all I had and then she fed me dirt"
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"She"
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"she laughed while I was crying"
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"It was such a joke to see the way it hurt"
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"Why am I standing here"
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"Missing her and wishing she were here?"
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